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Slashback with a reader review of the IMAX version of Star Wars Episode Two,the continuing courtship of AIM and ICQ, episode 408 of Futurama, and more, including How to go around the world without going anywhere at all. Read on below!

Give me IV any old day. Rupert writes with a review of the newly IMAX-ified Episode II of the Star Wars saga:

"Since it was my wife's birthday today, last night I took her to see Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones: IMAX edition. Notwithstanding the overuse of colons, this is a movie worth seeing, even if you think you already saw the movie.

If you haven't already seen AotC, you no doubt have your reasons, and there isn't anything in this edition to make you change your mind. Likewise, the plot still has gaping holes and Anakin is still moody, so if those were enough to make you hate this movie, you won't want to see it again. The action sequences gain little from the new presentation, as objects move too fast across the large screen to follow.

On the other hand, if you want to see the pores in Natalie Portman's skin, or the individual hairs in Christopher Lee's beard, this is the movie you've been waiting for. I suspect that some time was spent re-rendering the digital characters. Yoda, Wattoo and Jex Dexter stood out in close up, looking more real than the human actors.

Some scenes were cut from this edition. Some I didn't miss, such as Ani and Amidala frolicking in the meadow with the giant bed bugs. Others, such as almost all the scenes in Palpatine's office, and many of the Jedi Council made it even harder to follow what was going on.

You might be wondering where you can see the movie."

Always cut with the Groenig. ari_j writes "It looks like Fox is giving us a new season of Futurama. From the page, "Season Premiere Sunday, Nov. 10th at 7PM/6C". Sure enough, my local Fox affiliate is carrying it as stated. From tv.yahoo.com: '"Crimes of the Hot", Episode #408.
Al Gore's head holds an emergency summit in Kyoto, Japan, to deal with global warming caused by robot emissions.'"

This does not look good on a resume. nautical9 writes "As a follow up to Henrick Schon's dismissal from Bell Labs last month for falsifying data, many of his former co-authors are retracting their articles from the AAAS's prestigious Science magazine. It's apparently the largest retraction for the journal ever. Bell labs is also pulling six different patent applications of his. Here's the Wired article."

Is this the basket you ordered for all your eggs? With regard to the AOL / ICQ integration CowboyNeal mentioned the other day, nxtw writes "At this moment, ICQ users can send messages to AIM users, but AIM users cannot send messages to ICQ users or be seen on your buddy list. However, AIM automatically postpends any screenname or group consisting of all numbers with -ICQ when added to your buddy list. (This applies to the beta AIM 5.1.3009 client.)"

They're in Australia, of course they have flying dreams. VileScum writes "Back in May a reader posted this story of an Australian Guy who built a 747 Sim in his garage. As reported in the Sydney Morning Hearld The builder and a group of his friends are now doing a round the world sim flight for charity. The full story can be found here. The details of the actual flight can be found here."

16 of 254 comments (clear)

  1. SWEp2IMAX: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    With the formerly-missing musical number, "Blame Amidala."

  2. Forget A-B-C plotlines and 2 dimensional charcters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If there's one thing wrong with movies today, it's the frame-rate.

  3. For once it's on-topic! by JediTrainer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Notwithstanding the overuse of colons, this is a movie worth seeing

    Not worth seeing is another misuse of a colon - a link which I would recommend against visiting to those fortunate enough to have escaped seeing it. Please don't click on the link, but allow the unfortunate of us to laugh knowingly (and nervously, with nausia at the memory).

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    1. Re:For once it's on-topic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      goatse.cx is on topic? (universe explodes.)

  4. Adult IMAX Movie? by DeadBugs · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you skim the review about the IMAX Star Wars movie too quick like I did you may only pick up on quotes like:

    "Since it was my wife's birthday today".
    "Notwithstanding the overuse of colons."
    "the plot still has gaping holes."
    "Yoda, Wattoo and Jex Dexter stood out in close up"
    "Ani and Amidala frolicking"

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  5. New episodes of Futurama by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 2, Funny

    And they laughed at my snackrifices to El Chupa Negre!

  6. forget Star Wars... by nuckin+futs · · Score: 4, Funny
    because of this line:
    On the other hand, if you want to see the pores in Natalie Portman's skin, or the individual hairs in Christopher Lee's beard, this is the movie you've been waiting for.
    I wanna see an IMAX-ified porn!
  7. Can I have your wife? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    So your wife was kind enough to go see a new Star Wars flick with you on your birthday? I wish I had a wife that'd do that. Oh, it wasn't even new? Damn, you got a helluva wife. What do you mean it wasn't even your birthday? You said it was someone's birthday, I heard it loudly and clearly. What... why did... are you saying..?

    It was her birthday?
    Segmentation fault
    core dumped
  8. Re:Not as funny as you'd think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What? Double the frame rate to 48 fps? 60 fps?

    My GOD, boy, are you trying to kill the movie industry? Film is expensive! The material costs would would be enormous.

    A typical film runs what, about $70M? Take out the fees for crappy actors who need all that money for hookers and you are left with about $1200 for the film. Once you start using more film, the studios would be bankrupt.

    Phfff... it's never gonna happen.

  9. Re:Showscan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    > I've heard anecdotal evidence that it was
    > `too real' for the cinema experience.

    Much like the old people who should be shot because when a letterbox movie appears on their screen, they feel "ripped off" that the full screen isn't shown.

    If you crack their skulls open, you can actually watch the gears grinding.

    All I have to say for realism is: people used to "dodge" the bullets of guns fired "at them" in movie theaters when movies came out.

    I, for one, do want to see the fine peach fuzz on the tummy of Natalie in high res, high speed 10-story cinema, or at least on a 35" home TV.

  10. How to go around the world without going anywhere? by autopr0n · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just sit on your ass and wait a day. Duh.

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  11. Counselling by antic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since it was my wife's birthday today, last night I took her to see Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones: IMAX edition.

    I recommend counselling. Seriously. By all means, see the film, but for your wife's birthday?!?

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  12. Re:Take my wife. Please. by Rupert · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't believe I posted that. Good job my wife doesn't read Slashdot.

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  13. Simulator by Hank+Reardon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jeez... The guy can build a frigging 747 simulator in his house but he can't resist using... The BLINK tag! ...

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  14. Re:How to go around the world without going anywhe by Joey7F · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually if you sat directly on the northpole, you would have a very cold ass touching every longitudnal line so you would 'go around' the world forever.

    --Joey

  15. Re:His name is GOERING, not GROENIG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Am retired vindow cleaner and pacifist, without doing war crimes. Oh...and am glad England vin Vorld Cup. Bobby Charlton. Martin Peters. And eating I am lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly Line, don't you know old chap, vot! And I vos head of Gestapo for ten years. Ah! Five years! Nein! No! Oh. NOT head of Gestapo AT ALL! I was not, I make joke!