The Web's Longest Disclaimer

An anonymous reader writes "American Airlines are nominated for the 'longest website enduser agreement' category with customers requiring to accept this mammoth 'I accept' dialog before using their site. The tale of the tape includes: 181 paragraphs; 3482 words; and 22411 characters. However even mentioning this is probably in violation of the text."

Comments

Re:Heh...

[Sn4xx0r]

inconsequential weather

Every pilots dream...

Re:Hide the Real Stuff

[tulare]

Possible exception for the USA, I recommend people unlucky enough to live there to seek asylum elsewhere.

True nough. But I have to point out the fact that neither Norway nor any other country I can think of will grant asylum status to an applicant based upon the applicant's national leadership being run by a knuckle-dragging inbred moron who is puppetted by a bunch of two-bit millinealist madmen bent upon unleashing some kind of ungodly crusade upon all who don't follow their personal dogma. Unless, of course, the country in question is cited for human rights violations all over the place by organizations such as Human Rights Watch, Amnesty International, and the UN. Unless, of course, the country in question has incarcerated or otherwise placed under special legal authority one out of evrery four men in a given minority group.

Surely, I could continue, but the fact is, what passes for acceptable in the US would be grounds for asylum coming from any other country in the world. Anyone see the problem with this picture?

Imagine...

[drunkrussian]

Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!

Re:Disclaimer

[Galvatron]

Hey, genius-boy, the disclaimer is FOR the AAdvantage enrollment. Take a look at the URL: https://www.aa.com/apps/AAdvantage/InstantEnrollme nt.jhtml.

So how is it "quicker" to get dumped back to the reservation page (the page you came from initially), when you're trying to enroll in the AAdvantage program? Oh, that's right, it's not, you're just a fucking moron.

Idiot...