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Article about The Lord of the Rings MASSIVE Crowd

TheOneRing.net has posted an article going indepth about LotR CGI, and specifically the rendering of extremely large crowds being done byWETA Digital. With the special edition due out soon, and TTT coming out in december, well let's just leave it at "Yay".

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  1. Whoa, bigger crowds that before?! by SirSlud · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cause thats how I determine what movie I wanna see; the crowds! Spend millions on crowds. Millions, I tell you!

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    1. Re:Whoa, bigger crowds that before?! by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 3, Funny

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  2. They have a MASSIVE CGI system... by Toasty16 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but they still can't make Frodo look like a guy.

    1. Re:They have a MASSIVE CGI system... by D+iz+a+n+k+Meister · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Oh, Sam!"

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    2. Re:They have a MASSIVE CGI system... by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...can't make Frodo look like a guy

      It's the strawberry-scented bubble-bath. It keeps his skin so soft!

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  3. WHAT?! by packeteer · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought they really just used a bunch of actors. Of course they didn't REALLY use elves but damn now i feel let down.

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    1. Re:WHAT?! by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

      Damn, I thought they just used a bunch of unemployed dot commers...

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  4. hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    me friends always told me i looked like an orc.

  5. "MASSIVE"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought the last ALL CAPS NAME was FORTRAN because computers finally supported lowercase characters after that.

  6. Easter eggs by atrus · · Score: 5, Funny

    (A few update Tolkein; keep an eye out for a background character in The Two Towers who, in the middle of the battle, seems to take a call on his cellphone.)

    Damn, now I'm going to have to watch Two Towers like 5 times until I see that scene... great way to get me to spend more money :-/

  7. A digital analog by PsychoKiller · · Score: 4, Funny

    From page 42: 'This is a digital analog to a technique...'

    I know that this sentence makes sense, but it sounds so funny that it seems wrong.

  8. Re:LOTR topic on /. by Dr_Cornholio · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, One Topic To Rule Them All!

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  9. Re:Oy. by DrEldarion · · Score: 1, Funny

    (Obligatory reply saying parent is generalizing and how not everybody on Slashdot has the same viewpoints)

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  10. Now you've done it. by Soko · · Score: 5, Funny

    (A few update Tolkein; keep an eye out for a background character in The Two Towers who, in the middle of the battle, seems to take a call on his cellphone.)

    Oh the irony...

    Just remember after you post this you are now fair game. What??!? you ask?

    If I'm in the theater to watch TTT for the first time, and you're in the very same theater but to see your fourth iteration, and you might be getting a little teensy bit bored, if you perchance forget where you are and you take a call on _your_ fucking cell phone, I get to kill you with my +5 Vorpal (Offical) LoTR Special DVDs.

    Fair warning, OK?

    Soko

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  11. Re:Off topic but of interest to the LOTR crowd... by jdbo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Purchase some of the servers used to render the CGI in the first LOTR movie here .

    Own a geeky piece of history!


    Damn you to the pits of Mordor!

    I just bought 4 (more!) TTT action figures this evening, and thought that my geek-collector mania had hit a new low - and now I see this... this server... this precious server, yes... yes, yes my precious... precious, yes, mine, all of it, mine!...

  12. CG Golum vs. CG Yoda by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, that's easy. Yoda has the Force and a light saber, Golum has a lisp!

    Other than that, CG Golum is a computer generated image mapped on top of an actor, which makes his movements a lot more realistic. Or maybe they just got a really ugly person to play Golum ... you never can tell, can you?

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  13. If CG Golum and CG Yoda got in a fight by D+iz+a+n+k+Meister · · Score: 2, Funny

    CG Yoda would kick CG Golum's ass.

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    1. Re:If CG Golum and CG Yoda got in a fight by Dave_bsr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ahh, but what about CG yoda v. Gandalf. Now that would rock.

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  14. Does anyone know... by bmurray · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... where I can get a leaked alpha version of MASSIVE?

  15. Re:This is nothing new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like one of the Batman movies, the one with the Penguin. There was a herd of penguins running amok through the city, but they were all CG, with this 'logic' making them stampede correctly. Well, in the true nature of randomness, three of the buggers wandered off down an alley, while their comrades ran to attack Batman. Saw it on a Hollywood blooper type show last year.

    Overall, of course, who cares if penguins wander off? But just wanted to sound important. :-)

  16. Easy... by Quaoar · · Score: 5, Funny

    All they had to do to get a large crowd of filty obese creatures of myth was to film a comic convention.

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    1. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...or a Slashdot user meeting.

  17. Re:should they have that on their site? by Gogo+Dodo · · Score: 5, Funny
    Well, let's take the /. morality test and see:

    Does the article cover something of extreme interest to nerds? YES, duh! +2
    Does the article cover somebody /. respects? WETA, yup, /. respects them. Hmmm... -2
    Does the article cover some aspect that nobody knew about before? YES. +1
    Is the article posted on a for-free fan site? YES. +1
    Did the article come from an evil corporation? Popular Science is owned by AOL Time Warner and we all know how /. feels about them. YES. +5

    That totals up to +7 (and I probably forgot a few things), so it doesn't matter if it's copyright infringement.

  18. Sh*t for brains? by D+iz+a+n+k+Meister · · Score: 1, Funny

    pooped into my mind

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  19. Re:A token ting to go with it??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Get a couple or more of these systems and then...

    One ring to rule them all....

    One Tolkien ring, you mean.

    Sorry!

    No, I'm sorry.

    (Posting anonymously for all the obvious reasons.)

  20. Re:LOTR topic on /. by screwballicus · · Score: 1, Funny

    One Ring to rwho them all
    One Ring to find them
    One Ring to ping them all
    And in the darkness ypbind them

  21. Re:Off topic but of interest to the LOTR crowd... by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

    But do they have Tolkien ring network cards in them?

  22. Re:The "twin towers"? by Myco · · Score: 5, Funny
    Come on now. We all know a better title would be "Lord of the Rings Episode II: Attack of the Orcs."

    Yeah.

  23. Re:Lord of Jurassic Park by gl4ss · · Score: 3, Funny

    orc ai:

    while(all_your_ring_are_belong_to_us())
    {
    if(g runt()chief.grunt())
    whine();
    else if(!eat(hobbit)) order(hunt, hobbit);

    if (type==sauron) yell("grhhheee eye ssseeeees");
    else if(type==saruman) order(pizza, teenagemutanheroturtles);

    }

    what i'm saying is they should do tmht(or tmnt if you prefer) with this technological masterpiece. they might get decent acting in it too then.

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  24. LOTR MASSIVE Crowd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I know some of these LOTR nerds are fat, but there's reason to throw around hurtful words like massive.

    What? It's not that?

    Carry on.

  25. applauding CGI pr0n by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have to wonder, though - will the /. community cheer the said [pornographic] production similarly? ;^)

    Well, that gives a whole new meaning to "the sound of one hand clapping"...

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  26. Re:PJ's Version Is Disappointing by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 4, Funny
    I particularly can't wait to see the Ents, as I would like to see a tree that wasn't a tree.

    This is exactly what I'm fearing about the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy adaptation.

    How do you film something that's described like, "The Vogon ship hung low in the sky in exactly the way that bricks don't."

    ...?

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  27. Re:great idea... by netsharc · · Score: 3, Funny

    The quote on the bottom of the poster says "You shall not pass!". That's strange, aren't they supposed to take quotes that are inspiring? I saw a Star Trek Poster once, which had "Boldly Go" as the quote.

    It would be quite a downer for a student to have such a poster, studying for an exam in his room, and then looking up at the poster only to see "You shall not pass!".

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  28. corrected karma math by endoboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    re-arranging slightly....

    Does the article cover something of extreme interest to nerds? YES, duh! +2
    Does the article cover some aspect that nobody knew about before? YES. +1
    Is the article posted on a for-free fan site? YES. +1
    Did the article come from an evil corporation? Popular Science is owned by AOL Time Warner and we all know how /. feels about them. YES. +5
    Does the article cover somebody /. respects? WETA, yup, /. respects them. Hmmm... -2

    That totals up to +3, and so is morally ambiguous