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DIY Bluetooth Headset And Other Inventions

Posted by timothy on from the frobnabulator dept.

NETHED writes "Circuit Cellar has an blurb about a guy who obviously got sick of waiting for a cheap solution to the BlueTooth cellphone headset. So in true geek tradition, he rolled his own. Here is the description of the toy (which looks bulky as-is, but could be fixed w/ some refining). It actually didn't win any prizes in the PSoC contest, but you have to admit, its pretty cool. There are other honorable mentions like a poor man's O-scope to something that seems to attach to a moth and check its muscle movements. Neat and nerdy stuff for the circuit etching crowd."

80 comments

  1. DIY by Omkar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And SciAm just ran an editorial lamenting the demise of DIY. I guess that these innovations need a higher profile if we are to encourage science and technology as interests for youth.

    1. Re:DIY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      DIY pretty much died with BGA-packaging. None of the currently interesting integrated circuits come in DIY friendly "dual-inline packages" anymore. If you're lucky you can get SMD-chips with tiny contact distances, but chips aimed at mobile devices like Bluetooth controllers are only available as BGA (ball grid array) packages, which means you need either quite expensive tools or a great deal of luck, an oven and some spares of your board and the chip to experiment with. The DIY Bluetooth headset is built around a developer board for the Bluetooth controller for that reason. The chips may be cheap, but combining them to useful gadgets is now prohibitively expensive unless you want to produce thousands.

  2. Why not simple RF? by krazyninja · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why do we have to design a BT based headset for this purpose? Does going digital add any advantage to this kind of application? I would imagine an advantage when the data transmission itself is digital, for example in the case of MP3 streams to a BT enabled headphone. But this..?????

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    1. Re:Why not simple RF? by Suicide · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Does going digital add any advantage to this kind of application?

      Just going digital, probably not. However, I can run to the local cell phone store and buy a phone with BT. Anyone know where I can buy a cell phone with a "simple RF" interface, that is standard enough to either build or buy a headset for it?

    2. Re:Why not simple RF? by matthew.thompson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Bluetooth also includes encryption and authentication. Do you really want the guy in the seat next to you to answer your phone call before you because he has quicker reflexes and a "simple RF" interface headset?

      Bluetooth is the ideal interface as it interoperates with other devices in the the area. I use bluetooth between an iBook and Nokia handset and I've never had any problems with the devices not connecting to each other.

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    3. Re:Why not simple RF? by krazyninja · · Score: 2
      I was talking about practical applications of this idea. If "security" is your concern, "forget" BT. The security it provides is worse than that of Wi-Fi. On the question of interoperability, I fail to understand why a headset should be interoperable with other devices....

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    4. Re:Why not simple RF? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

      Uhhh, because it's rpetty worthless if it doesn't? My Plantronics (corded) headset is useful precisely because it interoperates with my phones (both cell and cordless). If it didn't I wou;dn't want it. Well many (most?) new cell phones are comming with Bluetooth built in. Hence, it's a convienent way to communicate with them. If a company makes a Bluetooth headset, they know that there will be a fair market for them because there are many cell phones that support the same standard.

    5. Re:Why not simple RF? by JanneM · · Score: 1

      Digital is an advantage, as anyone with a digital cordless phone can tell you. You will not have a degradation of the signal (you're connected or you're not) so you won't get any interference, hissing, distortion or any other sound issues.

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    6. Re:Why not simple RF? by skinfitz · · Score: 4, Informative

      I was talking about practical applications of this idea. If "security" is your concern, "forget" BT. The security it provides is worse than that of Wi-Fi.

      I'd be very interested to hear you justify that. My BT headset is paired to my phone - it won't listen to anyone elses phone, and my phone will not listen to anyone elses headset. The phone and headset are not even discoverable unless I manually do something to them. Comms are encrypted and sent over spread spectrum. I doubt that the average phonecall lasts long enough to capture the gigabyte or so of network traffic that it would take to even begin to attempt to break the crypto, plus attackers would have to be within a 10m radius of my call which could prove to be a little difficult.

    7. Re:Why not simple RF? by photon317 · · Score: 3, Insightful


      I can't speak to specifics, I haven't started digging around BlueTooth yet, but don't be so quick to deny it's hackability based on the market drivel you've repeated. 802.11X protocols also had various mentioned feautures to make them secure - and as long as everyone just runs their factory cards/drivers/software/settings, it's secure. But if your security relies on someone not re-writing the software, you're SOL. Check out http://802.11ninja.net, where some freinds of mine have some software the defeats just about everything that 802.11X offers security-wise. With that software and the right card, you can DoS a base station, join a supposedly "secure" network, launch a man-in-the-middle attack (you become the base station to the network's users), and yes, even recover the weak crappy keys that the protocol uses for encryption and do al the same irregardless of that encryption.

      So again, the question is not what market drivel buzzwords someone said about the technology - technically if 802.11 had implemented all their buzzwords correctly they would be secure too - it's about whether they really did it *right*, or they left it poorly implemented and vulnerable. So far history is on the vulnerable side.

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    8. Re:Why not simple RF? by skinfitz · · Score: 2

      802.11X protocols also had various mentioned feautures to make them secure...

      I am well versed in 802.11b hacking techniques, and I agree totally that it is extremely vulnerable. Due to flaws in the design it is literally not possible to secure an 802.11b network - it can be compromised so much so that you might as well put wired LAN access ports on the outside of your building with flashing neon signs pointing at them saying "plug in here". The biggest weaknesses of course being that it doesn't encrypt the beacon frames and the fact that there is a certain packet that can be broadcast that will DoS all devices in range.

      This doesn't however, relate to Bluetooth which does not work in the same manner.

      Even in the event of no other security, I think the strongest security "feature" of Bluetooth is it's short range, plus the fact you cant connect to some devices unless the user / owner manually sets it to discoverable mode.

      I'm not naive enough to assume that this is unbreakable however, but the range thing itself makes it more "secure" than 802.11b.

  3. would this work for PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've been trying to find for a long time an inexpensive wireless headset for PC... but obviously I was too optimistic.

    However the schematics of the mobile phone headset look like they could be modified to work as PC head- and micro- phones.

    Any ideas? I might dig out my old solder iron if this is possible... :-)

    (dream mode) Finally... a wireless PC phone... :)

    1. Re:would this work for PC? by mritunjai · · Score: 3, Informative
      Sure It would. Only thing is that, PC output is stereo, so you'll need two ADC channels (already on the pSoC chip) to convert the analog outs into digital and xfer them to other side. However, the actual sampling rate (and hence audio quality) would be limited my bluetooth bandwidth.


      For 16bit 44.1kHz stereo you'd need 1.411 Mbit/s speed... I'm not sure whether bluetooth can go upto that speeds. Though, for headphones, lower bit rates/sampling rate should not cause sigificant loss in quality (headphone speakers are already sucky) but would surely help making it feasible project


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    2. Re:would this work for PC? by cmckay · · Score: 3, Informative
      For 16bit 44.1kHz stereo you'd need 1.411 Mbit/s speed... I'm not sure whether bluetooth can go upto that speeds.
      Bluetooth sends at 1Mbps (that's megaBIT), but the maximum data rate (after overhead) is 721Kbps. That maximum data rate can only be achieved through asynchronous communications-- you can send at 721Kbps but only receive at ~20Kbps (forget the exact number). Oh, and that's without error correction. I believe the maximum synchronous speed is about 300Kbps in each direction.
  4. Great Idea by denisonbigred · · Score: 3, Funny

    A cordless headset is really important too, since my cell phone is so BIG that its hard to carry around with me. Right.

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    1. Re:Great Idea by cosyne · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd like to have a headset that switches to the best avalable carrier, be that my cell phone, the landline in the lab (where my cell phone doesn't work), 802.11 VoIP, or maybe directly to the headset of the person i'm talking to, if they happen to be in range. Actually, i'd rather that my cell handset did this, but since Cingular covered $200 of it, i don't see it switching to landline or 802.11 VoIP anytime soon.

    2. Re:Great Idea by rosewood · · Score: 1

      If you beleive your cell phone peoples paid $200 on your phone you KID yourself. First, there is the markup. Second, their is the artificial markup. Third, you pay an activation fee. The sign at best buy tells me my phone is $500 if I dont get a cell phone plan but yet whenever they scan the box or whenever they exchange phones under my PSP and I dont get a new contract, that $200 never shows up.

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    3. Re:Great Idea by cosyne · · Score: 2

      no, i don't really think that cingular cut handspring a check for $200. Yes, it's all markup. It's all about the MAN trying to squeeze as much profit out of me as possible. That's how capitalism works. If, in general, more people buy things when you price them at $600-$200=$400 (but you still have to pay sales tax on $600) than if you just priced them at $400 to begin with, then that's how things get priced.

      The point, though, is that cell phones are not sold for profit. They are given away/subsidized so that service providers can profit on service (which is not a bad business model, until someone chips the harware and fucks with you profit stream). But no service provider is going to subsidize a phone which is designed to aviod using their service whenever possible.

    4. Re:Great Idea by rosewood · · Score: 2

      Fuck, the way the Tmobile networks have been acting up, I would LOVE to be able to use the AT&T networks around here ... won't let me tho

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  5. Daddy... by xsfo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Daddy, what's circuit etching? :P

  6. "An Blurb" by pankajsethi · · Score: 0

    Ahhhhh...... me feel shakespeare trying to strangle himself even in his grave!!

    1. Re:"An Blurb" by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      Shakespeare wouldn't care....he couldn't even spell his own name

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  7. troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now my IP is no longer banned, I'd like to apoligize to all slashdot readers for my pranks. I, Anonymous Coward, former fanactical slashdot troll, will no longer troll slashdot with goatse links, beowulf cluster posts or ??? business plans. I feel ashamed for my past actions.

    Thankyou,

    Anonymous Coward

  8. What's the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll end up dying in some oddball war anyway

  9. Wierd Results by mritunjai · · Score: 5, Interesting
    OT: But is it just me who finds it wierd that a simple Ultrasonic Distance meter won first prize whereas other more useful devices were dumped ?

    eg. See this Ultra sonic mapper which does all what the No. 1 does plus MUCH more, and Geeky Keep-in-touch device.

    May be their stress was on purely pSoC based systems (No. 1 doesn't have any other semiconductor device than pSoC). Even if it was this, they should have mentioned this in their competition.
    I all my impression is that creativity and effort has been brushed aside in this competition.

    Regards
    - Mritunjai

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    1. Re:Wierd Results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so in other words, i should be able to take an athlon, stick a PSoC on it with duct tape, and say that the PSoC project that i've made is a cutting edge cpu?

      suure, whatever you say...

    2. Re:Wierd Results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see why it won 1st prize. It's very simple and very well done. A KISS type device that used the CPU for most of the work.

      Those other devices are hella complicated and don't really use the CPU very much. The contest is about innovative ideas that use the CPU in interesting ways. Most of the other devices are just the same old thing. Take the LCR meter for example... I mean, come on, there are zillions of those and the CPU is only a small part of the device... boring.

    3. Re:Wierd Results by mistered · · Score: 2
      Circuit Cellar has been running these types of contests for ages. They're sponsored by some microcontroller company e.g. Atmel, Microchip, etc. and although it's Circuit Cellar staff that do the judging, there's usally extra points for designs that really show off the featured part for the contest.

      This is from the PSOC contest description:

      Any working electronics project based on the Cypress PSoC(TM) MCU (CY8C25xxx/26xxx family). Innovation, architectural elegance, and quality of design were key factors in the PSoC(TM) Design Challenge 2002 Contest. Entries ran the gamut between proven and leading-edge technologies. From very simple to the most intricate, winning was not a function of complexity.

      Bonus consideration was given for the most effective use of internal hardware integration, the most effective use of dynamic reconfiguration, and the most novel application.

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    4. Re:Wierd Results by solderguy · · Score: 1

      After seeing 33,000 downloads of various contest projects from the Circuit Cellar web site in the last 24 hours, I thought I better come over and check out the source ;-) To answer miritunjai's question, "weird" is in the eye of the beholder. I can't say that I would have personally picked the ultrasonic ranger as first prixe , but the judges did. I suspect it was because it utilized the PSoC architecture very well and was elegant. Certainly, when you inspect the many other projects we have posted, as well as those we publish monthly in the magazine, it is less complicated than most. The rules of the contest suggested that design elegance had value over massive component count. However, if you look at some of the other projects you'll see we had some of that too. Speaking of judging, let me clarify something I read here. The Circuit Cellar staff doesn't do the judging even though we can get involved in it when necessary (to break ties, etc). For every contest I hire independent authorities who are familiar with the subject processor. Many of them are well known engineers or authors. Finally, if you are a contest junkie or like reading about all these great hardware designs, come over more often. We're in the middle of a Microchip flash PIC contest now and then we have Motorola HC08, Hitachi H8, and Atmel AVR contests in the pipe. -- Steve Ciarcia Editorial Director Circuit Cellar magazine http://www.circuitcellar.com

    5. Re:Wierd Results by Cypress+Marketing · · Score: 1

      Due to the great projects submitted we ended up giving money to virtually all submittals for their effort - which was above and beyond what the contest rules stated -- when was the last time a company did that? Also, we continue to offer $250 for PSoC application notes to anyone who meets our undocumented quality standard as determined by our two internal analog guru engineers. All the best Cypress MicroSystems Marketing

  10. WOW! by ctar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This entry won 2nd place, and for good reason...Here's the gist of it:

    This device sits in between your TV and your cable or antenna source. It strips out the close captioning information, and replaces it with custom information from your PC and/or caller ID, and prints it as a headline on your TV using the close captioning feature.

    He says the box itself can decode caller ID info from your phone, and has a wireless link to get IM or 'You've Got Mail' type updates from your PC...Pretty sneaky. er...Geeky

  11. haha. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its in pdf, so you linux zealots cant read it hahaha!

  12. The problem with headsets is the battery life! by seamustheshark · · Score: 4, Interesting


    I have a dinky-little SonyEricsson headset for my Nokia 6310, and even after being fully charged, the battery in the thing only lasts around four-to-five hours in its 'standby' mode.

    If actually used to make/receive a call, the battery life is even worse!

    So, in all, a nice gimmick, looks lovely, but almost completely useless as it won't last the duration of a working day.

    (And, of course, there's no 'in-car' charger available!!)

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    1. Re:The problem with headsets is the battery life! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Take the the battery out of the phone and drop it on a hard wood or concrete floor from a about 2ft to 3 ft. This will should shatter the crystals that have formed around the terminals in the battary. This only goes for Nickel-Cadmium and Nickel-Metel-Hydride if I remember correctly. This should counter act the memory effect of this batterys.

  13. Adobe Acrobat (PDF) reader for linux. by brc007 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Adobe Acrobat (PDF) reader for linux at http://download.com.com/3000-2032-10026238.html

    1. Re:Adobe Acrobat (PDF) reader for linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't feed the trolls. I'm sure he already knows that Linux probably has more pdf viewers than windows does, thanks to open source zealotry, even though the best is still the one made by Adobe years ago. (ps. good luck finding a linux quicktime viewer)

    2. Re:Adobe Acrobat (PDF) reader for linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHBT, YHL, HAND!

  14. That's not really the idea by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They don't have a long range or anything. The thing is there are often times when you want to be able to use our phone, but not be holding it to your head. Driving comes to mind. Hence, a headset. Now it's near enough that wires work, however they are not real conveinent. Hence, a wireless headset. Yes, it's not real necessary and is kind of a toy, but hey, we like toys.

  15. bluetooth module by MenAtWork · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I tried to stake out digikey to see if i can buy some bluetooth module, doesn't seem like, does any one know where to buy bluetooth modules. Also I find it surprising that the part number for the bluetooth module was the only thing not mentioned in the project details.

    1. Re:bluetooth module by Afrob · · Score: 2, Informative

      Try www.btdesigner.com for bluetooth modules.
      Exact documentation about how these things work still seems to be hard to find :-(.

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  16. Can you imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a Beowulf cluster of these?

  17. But can Bluetooth help you become a Jazz Musician? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Homer:"Jazz musician? Pfft! They just make it up while they go along. I could do that. (To the tune of 'Mary had a Little Lamb)Doo do do doo do do doo, do do doo, do do doo."

    Marge:"That's Mary had a Little Lamb."

    Homer:"O.K. then, dee de de dee de de dee, de de dee, de de dee."

    Marge:"That's the same thing, you just replaced doo's with dee's."

    Homer:"D'oh!"

  18. Re:But can Bluetooth help you become a Jazz Musici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to replace your face with my fist.

  19. It was funny the other day.... by farfisa69 · · Score: 0

    The scary bit is this got a (Score:5 Funny) the other day. Cannot find it now. Must've been modded down after they stopped laughing and realised the joke maybe on slashdot...

    slashdot story + 1st witty Simpsons quote = (Score: 5 funny)

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  20. Unsecure Bluetooth headsets could lead to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CowboyNeal:"Hello,my name is Mr.Wheaton.I believe you have a letter for me.

    Postman:"O.K Mr.Wheaton what's your first name?"

    CowboyNeal:"I...don't know."

  21. Re:But can Bluetooth help you become a Jazz Musici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Homer:"Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! Ow. Oww! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!"

  22. Re:But can Bluetooth help you become a Jazz Musici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll say "Ow. Oww!" when I replace your face with my fist.

  23. Re:But can Bluetooth help you become a Jazz Musici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh no someone is making anonymous threats on the internet. Whatever will I do?

  24. Re:But can Bluetooth help you become a Jazz Musici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are right. I am sorry for saying I wanted to punch your face. I am just a little frustrated because no one has serviced my anus in a long time.

  25. You think that is classy? by stefanor · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about our brick mod.

    The transformation of an old (semi-brick) phone into a fully-fledged brick, complete with 3-prong plug!

    Check it out at http://brick.rivera.za.net/ now that is what I call a mod!

  26. Re:But can Bluetooth help you become a Jazz Musici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to service your face with my fist.

  27. Re:But can Bluetooth help you become a Jazz Musici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's okay man. Apology accepted. I'm not gay so I can't help you out with your problem there, but best of luck anyways.

  28. Re:But can Bluetooth help you become a Jazz Musici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll "help out" your face with my fist.

  29. some questions by g4dget · · Score: 2
    The information on the Cypress Micro site is nearly unreadable: it's a big PDF document squeezed into a tiny frame, with no datasheet summary. I'm wondering:
    • What's the resultion and speed of the D/A and A/D converters?
    • Are there any open source compilers that work with these chips?
    • Are there any comparable chips from other manufacturers?
    1. Re:some questions by Dielectric · · Score: 2, Informative

      The PSoC can have three different types of A/D converters, with varying resolutions and speeds. For example, a 12-bit incremental will get a bit under 300 sps, a 6-bit SAR will get 333ksps.

      No, no open source compilers yet. Only one from Image Craft. Actually, they are very responsive to bug fixes and feature adds.

      There is no comparable part from any other manufacturer. This thing has incredible analog capability, such that you can filter those signals before you run them through an A/D, or any other of thousands of other analog signal chains. The chip is very flixible.

  30. Ericsson ROK108 Bluetooth Module by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ericsson ROK108 Bluetooth Module - last page of his report

  31. Some bluetooth stuff I want by rosewood · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sure, I want my cellphone and PDA bluetooth'd so that when I come near the two of them sync with my PC so all my shit is together, so to speak.

    I also really want the bluetooth earpiece so I look like even more of a loon then I do with my hands free.

    I also want bluetooth locks on my door and my car. Oh you say wait until your 1337s hit me and break in ... make the encryption key strong enough (can be generated on my box and just sent to phone so the phone doesnt have to gen it) so its not possible. The point of these is so whenever I get to my door, the house unlocks or when I get to my car, its unlocked.

    I also want the ATMs and Vending Machines Bluetooth enabled. I just worry about the Vending Machines getting used more by me when I dont have to watch moneys go into it.

    Yes, bluetooth enabled TV/Receivers. Truely universal remotes.

    Bluetooth enabled appliances. Control the hot and cold from my PDA, start the oven, etc. (Again, like all of these, you just need strong encryption. ALso, bluetooth is short range so I war chalking shouldnt be much of a problem?)

    Please, someone start this REVOLUTION already ):

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  32. What's the frquency, Kenneth? by Keith+Gabryelski · · Score: 1

    Bluetooth runs at the same frequency as a microwave oven (that is, meat cooking frequency) and somone is making bluetooth objects that are suppose to sit next to your head or in your pocket?

    Who thought that was a good idea?

    1. Re:What's the frquency, Kenneth? by bobstay · · Score: 3, Informative

      You should look into the power levels on these things.

      Personally I'd prefer to stick 20mW @ 2.4GHz (Bluetooth headset) next to my brain, than 500mW @ 1.8GHz (GSM Mobile Phone)

    2. Re:What's the frquency, Kenneth? by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Hmm...

      2.4 GHz is the resonant frequency of water. It's used to cook your food in your microwave oven for this reason.

      Now let's see... if your head is full of...

      Oh nevermind... we'll just find you something a little way below 300 GHz. That's bound to heat up the the air in there nicely.

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  33. Caution! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Do not try this at home with your Mr. Fusion kids! 14 gigajoules is nothing to play with without adult supervision.

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  34. other oscope solutions by bcboy · · Score: 2

    xoscope -- for a totally cheap solution (uses audio-in on your soundboard).

    bitscope -- a more serious microcontroller-on-the-serial-port solution.

    you can find them from google.

  35. PSoC page describes the components by geraint-nz · · Score: 1

    On the PSoC page, among the components listed are 2 300-W resistors. he must get some awesome power out of that 9V battery

    1. Re:PSoC page describes the components by mistered · · Score: 1
      Heh.

      It is of course 2 300-ohm resistors. This problem actually shows up fairly often, since a capital omega in some symbol font turns into a W when an original document is changed to use the same font throughout.

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  36. "circuit etching crowd" by robdeadtech · · Score: 1

    that's "chip kiddie" to you buddy.

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  37. In the future... by falzer · · Score: 2

    Daddy, what are discrete components?

  38. Re:WTF? It is 3:28 AM here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Say "fuck" or "homo" again, I dare you. Maybe you have a point, but you don't need to be a bigot about it.

    Would you follow your countries leaders blindly, no matter what their stand on the issue was? If the Americans were pro-peace (like that's going to happen any time soon) and the Europeans wanted war, would you be all "War is gay, fags. People die in wars, we need peace! USA all the way! Fuck!" There's a reason why trigger-happy dimwitted hicks like you aren't elected to run the country... oh wait, my bad.

  39. Re:I hope that I will emerge the victor today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hackingthemainframe.com 0wnz j00!

  40. Re:WTF? It is 3:28 AM here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your bad? So what you're saying is there IS a reason why these "trigger-happy dimwitted hicks" ARE elected to run the country, and not pansy ass faggot European human trash like you? Sounds fine to me, fuckwit.

  41. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

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    Because their time is wasted in meetings.

    Why are programmers rebellious?
    Because the management interferes too much.

    Why are the programmers resigning one by one?
    Because they are burnt out.

    Having worked for poor management, they no longer value their jobs.
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