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Antibiotic Resistant Staph Infections

LinuxGeek8 writes "There's a news update on a previous article about the first case of antibiotic resistant staph infections. The woman who has the infection is being kept up to 6 months in an isolation room. She is taking an antibiotic that is working, after many others did not. "In the scheme of public health threats, this has to rank close to the top," David Ropeik, director of risk communication at the Harvard Center for Risk Analysis, said of antibiotic resistance."

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  1. "hey mom" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    thanks for making me use all that anti-bacterial soap all the time. now i'm locked up in a room for 6 months.

    1. Re:"hey mom" by nurightshu · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're French, aren't you?

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  2. decimal is to blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    as usual. Decimal to binary conversion errors in antibiotic design on computers caused this.

  3. Re:Irradiation is the answer by Viking+Coder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Watch, it'll become immune to radiation. Now THAT's a scary bug.

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  4. all the more reason by Maskirovka · · Score: 5, Funny

    to quit washing your hands! the more bacteria resistant YOU are, the less you have to rely on artificial crutches like antibiotics.

  5. But.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Will it play Ogg Vorbis?

  6. this is disturbing. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Luckily, i take my cipro once a week, so this shouldnt bother me.

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  7. Geeks outliving everybody else? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    And my high school collegeues made fun of my lack of social life. Ha!

  8. Re:DNA Theft by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the article, it says that the Staph bug stole DNA from another bug already inside the woman to become resistant to vancomycin.


    Could the indigenous bacteria sue for intellectual property theft?

    What if a bacterium steals patented DNA? Do the pharmaceutical companies have a case against it?
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  9. Re:It helps to read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    is attributed to the mixing of antibiotics, including methicillin, with heroin by Detroit drug users from the 1970's.

    Oh great, ANOTHER reason why I picked the wrong day to start using heroin.

  10. And the creationists will say? by myowntrueself · · Score: 5, Funny

    How are they gonna explain this in classrooms in Alabama? (or wherever the heck it is that evolution is banned in classrooms)

    "Well kids you see God just recently gave the staph bacteria a gracious gift; antibiotic resistance. Of course staph didn't *evolve* this resistance since theres no such thing as evolution, children.
    We just have to wonder at Gods great plan where he makes these changes in living things just to make life harder for us God fearing folk. Praise the lord.
    Ok now children all lne up for your lobotomy operations; you won't be needing independent thought with God looking after things."

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    1. Re:And the creationists will say? by GS11_Pus · · Score: 1, Funny

      Start?

      Sometimes I wonder if Slashdot is nothing but one endless Creation vs Evolution flame war...

  11. Obviiously by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 4, Funny

    you have never met teh bacteria and mildew in my bathroom. THe view soap as fertilizer a this point. Chlorox merely annoys them.

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    1. Re:Obviiously by Cervantes · · Score: 4, Funny
      you have never met teh bacteria and mildew in my bathroom.

      Actually, we have met it occasionally, but normally it posts as an AC. Don't forget to say hi to Steve, the thing that lives on the crap in your keyboard, for me.

      And yes, for my sugar-starved brain, this is humour. And for the brain-starved mods, this is not troll nor flame, though perhaps flaming trolls could clean his bathroom...

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  12. Not the cause by avandesande · · Score: 2, Funny

    The patient, a 40-year-old Michigan man with diabetes, seems to have caught the bug off an infected catheter inserted while he was in the hospital for the amputation of a gangrenous toe

    Couldn't it be that this person's immune system is so compromised that no AB would cure him? He's one breath away from a corpse.

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  13. Re:And this is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    and don't eat meat (besides the antibiotics, there's all KINDS of other nasty stuff in that stuff)

    I eat meat because it tastes like food. I don't eat veggies because I'm smarter than the aminals that eat veggies. I eat them instead. Yum Yum.

  14. Just when you think by CableModemSniper · · Score: 5, Funny

    That we've licked staph, along comes some guy with $6Mil. "We can rebuild it. We have the technology. We can make it better, faster, stronger."

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  15. Re:those poor pill pharms by aridhol · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great...then some skr1p7 k1dd13 will 0\/\/n j00.

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  16. Why was (is?) West Nile this huge fucking deal? by fenix+down · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh my fucking God I got bit by a fucking mosquito and now it's like I have the flu! Holy shit! If I were old enough that the flu would kill me, I might suffer from a general feeling of weakness, and headaches, and if I didn't go to a doctor for about a month, I could die! Holy fuck! I demand the government spray DDT down the throats of my children this instant!

  17. Re:Irradiation is the answer by Dannon · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not so sure that spam-the-mail wouldn't survive as well. I've a sneaking suspicion that those e-mail mass marketers have got to be some sort of subspecies of cockroach.

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  18. Re:It does rank up there.... by LineNoiz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Noooo! You're going to make strains of bacteria that are resistant to your bodies' natural defense mechanisms! The only way to ensure that these damn bacteria don't get out of control is to make sure you DIE every time you get sick. Otherwise, the bacteria will mutate and win.

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  19. Re:And this is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You should never eat more red-meat than you can hold in the palm of your hand.

    Uhm. I can stack a whole lot of meat in the palm of my hand.
    One slice of roast beef fits in my hand, as does 50. Are they both proper amounts?

    Methinks you need to give clearer directions.

  20. Re:It does rank up there.... by rgmoore · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, no, no. If you burn the body, all you'll be doing is creating fire resistant strains of bacteria. Pretty soon there will be strains of bacteria that can survive in bodies full of burning antibiotics, and then where will we be?

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  21. Next time you go to the dot-org pavillion at LWCE. by kevcol · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't let Malda sneeze near you:

    Staph aureus can live innocuously in the nose of a healthy person. About 5 to 10 percent of Michiganders have it and don't know it, said William Brown, a Wayne State University pathology professor.

  22. This was predicted in Biblical times by ez76 · · Score: 3, Funny

    From Psalm 23:

    "Thy rod and thy staph shall come for thee."

    Clearly, the rod is the bacillus bacterium responsible for Anthrax, and the staph is the aureus.