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Using Your Own Name May Be Infringement, Part 2

phillymjs writes "We're probably all familiar with Uzi Nissan and his fight to keep his nissan.com domain name from the clutches of Nissan Motors. Well, more same-name idiocy came to light today-- the Atlanta Journal-Constitution is reporting that their staff music writer, Bill Wyman, has received a cease-and-desist letter from lawyers representing former Rolling Stone Bill Wyman, for "a seriously misleading and, arguably, an intentional, unauthorized exploitation of our client's name, goodwill and publicity value." It should be interesting to see how this one plays out, because Bill Wyman the musician was born William George Perks and changed his name to Bill Wyman in 1964. Journalist Bill Wyman was given that name at his birth in 1961."

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  1. What do you call a bleeding lawyer in a shark tank by BobRooney · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a good start...

    Why must we be so sue-happy that respectful citizens cant even enjoy their own names without some over-paid copyright lawyer hearing the crinkling of his clients not-so-hard earned money.

  2. And the winner is.. by xchino · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's obvious Bill Wyman is going to win this case.

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  3. whew... by digidave · · Score: 5, Funny

    I lucked out. Imagine my last name was McDonald? I wouldn't be able to refer to anything in the possessive!

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  4. A C&D is just a LETTER by sulli · · Score: 5, Insightful

    though many people seem to ignore this simple fact. This guy did the right thing, which was to tell the wannabe-Wyman to shove it up his ass.

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    1. Re:A C&D is just a LETTER by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 5, Informative

      A Cease and Desist may just be a letter, but so is a "Your rent / mortgage payment / credit card bill is late" statement.

      In practice the average American citizen has been increasely pushed away from dealing with the legal system. It's been made perfectly clear to him that he isn't smart enough to deal with it, that he needs an expensive lawyer to deal with it in any way, and that even if he is right that he can be crushed by legal fees. Your average citizen is scared of the legal system, and that's a problem. Lawyers use this fact to bully average people with Cease and Desist letters. "I can't afford a lawyer to fight this, so I'll have to do what it says, even though they are wrong."

      Maybe these scum-sucking lawyers are but a small fraction of the total lawyer population. Perhaps 99% of all lawyers on ethical beings dedicated to the spirit of the law. But that remaining small fraction is doing a lot of harm to the United States.

    2. Re:A C&D is just a LETTER by Snork+Asaurus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This isn't even about cyber-squatting. It's about the journalist using his (own, by birth) name publicly and in connection with works that he authors. The ex Strolling Bones member changed his name to Bill Wyman two years after the journalist was born.

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  5. Countersue! by pla · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Considering the name change and the dates involved, this one just *BEGS* for the "real" owner of the name to countersue and demand the other change his name back (or to something else).

    Damn, though, *this* one takes balls. I have to admit, paranoid as I can seem, I didn't see it getting to the point where using one's one name in normal daily activities would count as infringment.

    Ah well, too bad I don't read Rolling Stone, I can't cancel my subscription in protest. ;-)

  6. Suit is going the wrong way by kelzer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bill Wyman the writer should sue Bill Wyman the Stone for infringing on his name for the past 38 years, and should seek damages of about $50 million, claiming that William George Perks made a ton of money off of the Bill Wyman name that he stole.

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    1. Re:Suit is going the wrong way by PaxTech · · Score: 5, Funny
      Both the Screen Actors Guild (North America) [sag.org] and Equity (UK) [equity.org.uk] require that names of performers are unique.

      Sounds like their database administrator shouldn't have used performer_name as the primary key.

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  7. I heard... by ambisinistral · · Score: 5, Funny

    Keith Richard sends out Cease and Desist notices to cadavars because folks confuse them for him.

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    1. Re:I heard... by comic-not · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wouldn't those be called "Cease & Decease" letters?

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  8. Re:What do you call a bleeding lawyer in a shark t by netwiz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because the average human is a loathsome, greedy, insensitive fool. As a result of this story, along with hundreds of others reported over the past decade or so (about how long I've really been following things), I am now convinced that our species will not survive past the next century.

  9. Nissan Computers is older than Nissan Motors by JohnDenver · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...but Mr. Nissan has been running Nissan Computers from before Datsun Motors changed its name to Nissan Motors.

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  10. RTFA by MasteroftheVoxel · · Score: 5, Informative

    Please, RTFA before you post...

    This has NOTHING to do with cyberspace. Bill Wyman was simply WRITING ARTICLES using his own name. He didn't try to register the name on the internet -- at least not according to the article.
    I admit that the slashdot preview doesn't make this clear, but thats why you should RTFA.

  11. When will the madness end? by Blimey85 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If your legal name from birth conflicts with a companies name, I think it should be left to "first come, first served" reasoning. I don't think that either has more right to the domain name than the other. Whoever got it first should be able to keep it, unless the sole purpose that the person who has it has it, is to exploit the name. By that I mean if your name is Nissan and you get the domain name, and then you decide to start selling cars, or car accessories to profit off of the name that is usually associated with another company, that should not be allowed. If on the other hand your name is Nissan and you have a site that shows pictures of your wife, kids, and your dog, then that should be perfectly legal. You have as much right to the domain name as anyone else because:

    a) it's your legal (from birth) name
    b) your not trying to profit off of the name
    c) you registered the name first

    I think it's Nissan's (the company) fault for not registering the name first. Now they are left out in the cold. Too bad, so sad. Better luck next time.

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    1. Re:When will the madness end? by Peyna · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In Germany at least, you aren't free to select a name for your offspring. Offensives names are forbidden (Like Hitler, and a more recent case of a Turkish couple living in Germany that wanted to name their child Osama Bin Laden).

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    2. Re:When will the madness end? by Zordak · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The Nissan case is over a domain name. And I don't think that it matters a bit who had the name first. If they are both commercial entites and they both are named Nissan, then whoever registered the domain name first gets it.
      My favorite comment from the Nissan lawyer was that he said something like, "We would have no problem with it if he had used nissancomputer.com." As if they have some kind of unique privilege to the name Nissan, despite the fact that they are "Nissan Motor Company". Under their logic, nobody should get the name nissan.com. He should have to use "nissancomputer.com" and they should have to use "nissanmotorcompany.com."
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  12. His parents ruthlessly and with malice ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 5, Funny
    aforethought named him Bill Wyman, recognizing that it would be a vaguely semi-cool bassist sort of a name, though they knew at birth that their son was not genetically predisposed to be musically inclined (other then writing about it), and fully realizing that this would impair and confuse the reputation of a future musician who would be adopt the name as his own years after their son had been born.

    Is that an accurate description?

  13. And identical twins by doublem · · Score: 4, Funny

    unique URLs based on DNA code

    Identical Twins might object.

    And let's be blunt, a 650 meg URL consisting of four characters in endless patterns is not an easy thing to rememeber.

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  14. Read the article by RealityProphet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This article isn't even about cybersquatting! It is about some guy who happens to work for this newspaper and who happens to sometimes write about the Rolling Stones. The musical Wyman wants the columnist wyman to put a discalimer on everything he writes that he is in fact NOT the musical Wyman! How ridiculous!

    1. Re:Read the article by Skjellifetti · · Score: 5, Funny

      The musical Wyman wants the columnist wyman to put a discalimer on everything he writes that he is in fact NOT the musical Wyman!

      Sounds reasonable... Provided, of course, that every time Bill Wyman of the Rolling Stones plays, he should be required to add a disclaimer that he is not Bill Wyman the journalist.

  15. Some info about the Nissan domain by kelzer · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those not familiar with the Nissan issue - Uzi Nissan has a real company named Nissan Computers, which he started several years before the Internet "took off", IIRC in 1991. Technically, he even registered his domain before the internet "took off", IIRC in 1994. "Nissan" is, and has been, his family name for many generations (whereas the other Nissan changed it's name from Datsun a couple decades ago).

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    1. Re:Some info about the Nissan domain by Just+Another+Perl+Ha · · Score: 5, Informative
      Actually... AFAIK, Nissan Corporation has always been Nissan. They merely sold their products under the Datsun name in the west... since they feared the Nissan name wouldn't sit too well with Americans that remembered what Nissan built for Emperial Japan during WWII. Once their market researchers told them that the people didn't care anymore... they started using their real name again.

      n.b. I owned a Datsun back in the 70's but, if you opened the hood, everything inside was labelled "Nissan".

  16. Re:What do you call a bleeding lawyer in a shark t by rodgerd · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm all for mocking the Yanks, even when their government is tramping around threatening to level everyone they don't like, but it should be noted that Bill Wyman is, in fact, English.

  17. Clarification from the submitter... by phillymjs · · Score: 5, Informative

    AFAICT, Bill Wyman the journalist has no website to call his own. I have no idea why this was posted under the Internet category, because I submitted it under News.

    Anyway, the lawyers are objecting to Bill Wyman the journalist using his given name on the byline of the articles he writes for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution (and, I suppose, any other publication for which he writes). Not because he owns any domain name relating to the name Bill Wyman.

    This action strikes me as even more outlandish and insidious than anything the big corporations have done over real or alleged domain squatting. That's why I submitted the article.

    ~Philly

  18. Are you trying to tell us... by Snork+Asaurus · · Score: 5, Funny

    that the lawyers are also named Bill Wyman?

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    1. Re: Are you trying to tell us... by IPFreely · · Score: 5, Funny
      Are you trying to tell us...that the lawyers are also named Bill Wyman?

      No. Bill Wyman is what all the lawyers will do.

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  19. Re:What do you call a bleeding lawyer in a shark t by KnightStalker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The law firm is in NYC. The Stones' Bill Wyman may not even know about the lawsuit. Lawyers are like that. Remember the fuss over "killustrator" in Germany?

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  20. forget Nissan by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 4, Funny

    what about the Uzi? This guy is flagrantly infringing on IMI's trademarks!

  21. The Letter of the Law by Transient0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's true. We live in a country(I'm actually canadian, but the argument is the same in either nation) where ignorance of the law is not a valid defence and yet the countries COMPLETE legislation could not be read by a single person in their entire lifetime. BTW, my given first name is Duff so(although the product in my case is fictional) I have a lot of experience with the name/trademark crossover. I don't own duff.com(warning... porno), but if I did, you can bet I would raise all hell if FOX tried to take it from me.

  22. Anyone? Anyone? by Otter · · Score: 5, Informative
    Since no one could be bothered to read the fucking article before posting (as opposed to the usual half the people who can't be bothered) let me summarize:

    The Atlanta Journal-Courier's Bill Wyman, who has regularly covered Rolling Stones news, wrote an article in the AJC about some of the ban's old albums. The band's lawyer decided (not unreasonably, I guess) that readers would think bassist Bill Wyman had written the piece, and demanded that a) if a journalist was calling himself Bill Wyman to cover Rolling Stones topics, he stop and b) if someone genuinely had that name, he should make that clear. The story hints that the lableing demand would extend to all work by the writer, but it's not clear that that's so.

    Whatever the legal merits of this case, it has nothing to do with a domain name.

  23. Gah, I'm in Trouble by Coffee+Warlord · · Score: 5, Funny

    Last name?

    Nielsen.

    Mental note. Rate nothing. Ever. /runs and turns off Slashdot modding powers.

  24. Office Space? by Student_Tech · · Score: 5, Funny
    Does anybody remember Michael Bolton in Office Space? About how he was perfectly happy until "that no-talent-ass-clown" become popular when, the guy you follow in OS, was 12? This kinda reminds me of that. Semi-normal person getting confused with a celebrity.
    From imdb.com:
    Samir: Why don't you just go by Mike, instead of Michael?
    Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change it? He's the one who sucks.


  25. Troubling update on the Nissan case by kelzer · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to udpates at the bottom of this page, things aren't going so well for Uzi Nissan.

    The latest:

    September 2002

    The previous court rulings did not end this case. Nissan Motors filed a second Motion for Summary Judgment trying (and has been successful) to get the Court to deprive me of the right to a jury trial on October 15, 2002. The Court, much to my surprise, changed its attitude on this issue and:

    1. Changed the relevant date for "fame" from 1991 to 1994.

    2. Found that no reasonable jury could find that Nissan was not famous by 1994.

    3. Found that Nissan Computer and The Internet Center diluted Nissan Motor's trademark.

    4. Found that the publication of information about this lawsuit, the comments made by many people -- on this www.ncchelp.org and my media campaign to bring this issue to the public, actually -- tarnished Nissan Motor's trademark.

    Many legal experts view our case, not as a "law-breaking" case, but as a "law-making" case. The Court indicated during the hearing on this motion that certain aspects of this case may be creating new law as well.

    The trial date has thus been taken off calendar and Nissan Motor is now asking the Court to take away my domain name from me entirely. We expect a ruling on this motion some time in November this year. Our legal team is evaluating our options, which evaluation can not be completed until we know the final ruling by the Court. We believe that the potential loss of our domain name in this fashion may set the wrong precedent for future cases and will open the door for any deep-pocket corporation to do the same. This may become "the law of the land" and may affect many others in a similar situation, it could affect you or someone you know.

    This case received the attention of CBS Evening News, and has been looked at by other news agencies that have not yet published stories about it. Public attention to this type of corporate behavior is most important to get the issues properly debated. Your emails were very successful in CBS Evening News' decision to run a short story on this case. We are asking for your continued and crucial support by sending an email to the media and stating the importance of bringing these facts to the public. Remember that it was Public Opinion and Awareness that ended the Soviet Union, not missiles. Together we can make a difference.

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  26. Bill Wyman (Stones) and the 13 year old girl by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Now I remember the name. When Bill Wyman was 47, he started dating/doing a 13 year old girl named Mandy Smith. Six years later, when she was all of 19 and he as a robust 53, they got married. For some reason, the marriage didn't last.

    Wait, let me rephrase: When Bill Wyman was 47, he started dating/doing a 13 year old girl.

    Oh, That's the reputation that his lawyer is trying to protect.

    Amusing sidenote: Bill's 31 year old son Steven started dating Mandy's 46 year old mother Patsy and at one point planned to marry her. (This is after Bill/Mandy's divorce). Still, it would have made Steven his own divorced step-grandfather.

  27. Uzi Nissan... getting it from both ends. by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's one thing when Nissan sues you, yeah, I could deal with that. What are they going to do, run me over with a Nissan?

    But when the Uzi people finally get wind of this fellow, you can bet he'll change his tune.

    It's just not wise to argue with Israelis armed with machine guns with a beef over territory or ownership rights. ;)

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  28. Re:Represented by.. by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wyman's being represented by Whoman, Howman, Whereman, Whenman and WhatTheFuckman.

    Actually, it's probably the firm of Ben Dover and Phil McCavity (say it fast)

  29. Do a search for your own name by shepd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think you'll find it interesting.

    I just searched for my own name (in quotes) on google, and found:

    - A wildlife foundation under my name
    - A gallery under my name
    - A cricket player with my name
    - A professor with my name
    - A folk singer with my name
    - Artists with my name
    - About 14,000 other links with my name not related to me personally.

    I already knew many companies operated under my last name, but didn't know so many used my full name!

    So, how many of you are in danger of losing your names like this?

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  30. Re:silly by Arandir · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No one should ever be forced to change their given name. Period. Why can't people like you understand that real people are living real lives, and that they names are not properties to be bought and sold via lawsuits.

    There is absolutely NO inconvenience if both Bill Wymans use their own names. Geez! Next thing you know you'll be arguing that there should be only one John Smith in the world.

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  31. FUD? by Snork+Asaurus · · Score: 4, Funny
    Both the plaintiff and defendent are being represented by Wyman, Wyman, and FUD

    FUD? Oh, great, now Warner Brothers will get in the act. This could be a vewwy nasty case.

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  32. What would you do? by Arker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Put yourself in his place. You register your name.com and put your business on it and, later on, a certain Japanese car company starts using their own name (which they hadn't been doing, in the US, rather using a pseudonym) and suddenly you start getting massive hits from people looking for cars, and you run a computer business?

    I'd probably put up some links to car-sellers too, and if I could get paid for it all the better.

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  33. No, that's for real. by mcc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Check this out.

    "Lord Macdonald of Macdonald, premier clan chief of Clan Donald, has appointed Ronald W McDonald to be Sergeant-Major at Arms of the Guardians of Clan Donald: the linear descendant of the chief's bodyguard. ...

    One specific aim is to offer moral support to Mary Blair, proprietor of McMunchies, a small sandwich bar in Fenny Stratford, Buckinghamshire, who is being threatened with legal action by McDonald's Restaurants, the fast food chain, for daring to use the prefix "Mc" in the name of her shop.

    When interviewed in BBC2's "The Money Programme" a top trademark lawyer made it clear that McDonald's have not a legal leg to stand on. Instead they rely on their unlimited financial resources to bully small businesses who cannot afford to fight back."


    Really.. read the entire press release, it just gets better and better. This is coming from a long extended thing that happened around 1996, when McDonalds decided they were going to start trying to crack down on anyone doing anything vaguely resembling their trademarks. I'm not sure if they ever got McMunchie's to change their name, but whatever happened they did manage to piss off, in the process, Scotland. The best bit about the whole thing was that, according to an absolutely fantastic 60 Minutes report on this and the McLibel case, Lord MacDonald of MacDonald was so enraged by the whole thing that he decided to open a restaurant in the traditional family estate of the MacDonald clan, and name it "MacDonald's". The restaurant serves things like duck, and whatever else is the U.K. equivilent of "gourmet" food. Thus far McDonald's Inc. of America has yet to challenge him over the name.

    As my more-or-less universal online handle is an abbreviation of my last name, McClure (it's a degradation of MacLeod), i have to say this case holds a small bit of interest for me.. it is a discomforting thought to know that a corporation may possibly want to claim ownership to the first two letters of my slashdot logon :)

  34. Re:Represented by.. by ncc74656 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wyman's being represented by Whoman, Howman, Whereman, Whenman and WhatTheFuckman.

    Actually, it's probably the firm of Ben Dover and Phil McCavity (say it fast)

    Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe seems more likely to have taken up this case...

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  35. Science Fiction often precedes real life (like now by dpilot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Almost like this case, certainly very comparable to it, and in a way, even more absurd...

    I once read a short story about an ordinary Joe who bore too much resemblance to a famous actor. The actor didn't want any 'unauthorized copies' out there, so he sued the guy and forced him to have plastic surgery to change his appearance.

    If Bill Wyman (from birth) loses this one, how long until the science fiction story becomes true? Given the absurdity running rampant through the US legal system, I wouldn't bet against it.

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  36. Wrong. Nissan is QUITE old. by Valdrax · · Score: 5, Informative

    For a full treatment of Nissan history, click on this link.

    To summarize, the first companies that would eventually become Nissan started in 1911. After a series of mergers, changed company names, and revisted models, they started selling cars with the Datsun name in 1932. However, the company was never known as Datsun Motors. Datsun was just the brand name of their cards, from "son of DAT." The company has been called Nissan Motors ever since the merger between DAT Automobile Manufacturing Company and Nihon Sangyo, another pre-existing automobile manufacturer.

    Some other juicy bits that the enthusiast site I've linked to doesn't go well into is the fact that Nissan was the largest of the "new zaibatsu" and profitted quite considerably from the rape of Manchuria by the Japanese in the 1930s. The older zaibatsu, like Mitsui, Sumitomo, and Mitsubishi were all tightly controlled by greedy single families who weren't well liked by the wartime government. Companies like Nissan who were owned by multiple owners were treated more favorably and got the sweeter deals in exploiting the newly conquered Japanese territories.

    Also, the website glosses over the labor struggles of the 1950s in Japan. Nissan was a "innovator" in breaking their unions and was one of the first companies to create a company-created union that would provide the model for all modern Japanese labor unions. Modern Japanese labor unions are all company (not trade) specific and are essentially a secondary tier of management over the workers used to keep them in line and in harmony with company desires, and striking is no longer allowed. Though as far as I know, Nissan's 100-day strike was very bloodless compared to many of the other labor struggles during the period, it was the pioneer in establishing the crippled system that exists today in Japan.

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  37. A Modest Proposal by gallen1234 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You've raised some points that for various reasons have been on my mind over the last few months. In particular I've been thinking about the inability of the average American to afford (either by training or by purchase of service) access to our legal system. In what sense of the phrase is everyone "equal under the law" if some people/groups have access to better legal services than others. The obvious solution is this: nationalize the lawyers.

    Now I'll admit I haven't spent a lot of time thinking this through but the idea has some obvious charms. Everyone from the poorest homeless person to the wealthiest corporation gets the same level of service and access. This could push the legal system to become more abritrative than adversarial - hopefully resulting in a renewed focus on the pursuit of justice rather than victory for its own sake. (I read about an interesting example of this a few years ago: A law firm started handling IRS audits on a flat fee basis. They had amazing settlement rates because the IRS knew they couldn't drag the proceedings out until the clients ran out of money to pay for their defense).

  38. He's Israeli. by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Funny thing is, he's Israeli. His name isn't Japanese, it's Hebrew. Read his site for the full story. Apparently, it's just a name over there. I guess an "Uzi" is just like a "Tommy Gun" in terms of origin.

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  39. How will they know who the winner is? by gnovos · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Bill Wyman is hereby ordered to pay $50,000 in damages."

    Plantif and defandant in unison: YES! .. wha?

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  40. Re:What do you call a bleeding lawyer in a shark t by Cadre · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unfortunately the sharks will just leave the lawyer alone. It's professional courtesy.

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  41. Courtesy by SofaMan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think it would have been nice if the Journalist BW had put a disclaimer on his Rolling Stones articles *as a courtesy* to prevent confusion, but no way in the world should he be forced to do so through threat of legal sanction. He has a greater claim to the name, in some ways.

    Conversely, it would be equally nice that should Musician BW decide to write anything, he specify he is not the Journalist BW.

    People overlook these things so often, by just leaping straight to legal threats and litigation. Had Musician BW (or his agent) just written a friendly letter to Journalist BW, asking him to consider qualifying his Rolling Stones articles as a courtesy, I'm sure it would have been readily agreed to. But no, people with lawyers always have to leap to the 'cease and desist'.

    By way of example, former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill once received a polite letter from an American writer of the same name, asking very nicely if PM Churchill could qualify his byline (PM Churchill was also a published author of some note) to make clear the difference between the two. PM Churchill instantly agreed (in a quite amusing reply letter) to always include his middle intial when publishing texts in the U.S. Both sides were satisfied, quickly and without lawyers, by using a bit of civility and commonsense.

    Doesn't seem to be as much of that about thesedays.

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  42. A fair way to resolve this..... by scharkalvin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Force Nissan to accept the url NissanMotors.com.
    Force Nissan computers to accept NissanComputer.com
    Remove Nissan.com from the registery for 5 years and let this
    thing cool off. Force Nissan motors to pay ALL the legal
    fees for both parties.

    Anyway he still has Nissan.net.

    King Salomen has spoken.

  43. In other news.... by dh003i · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, McDonnell, world-renowned maker of fighter jets including the F-15, has decided to sue McDonalds, world-renown maker of fried heart-attack hamburgers.

    McDonnell is apparently worried that the US Government, intending to go to McDonnell.com and buy an airplane, will instead go to McDonalds.com and buy a Happy Meal.

    "Naturally," a McDonnell representative said, "We don't want McDonalds taking advantage of our good name and making 15 million dollars on a Happy Meal because the US Government got confused."

    McDonald's has filed counter-suite, claiming that a family wanting to buy a happy-meal for $4.50 will become confused, walk into McDonnell Corp and buy a F-15 for $4.5 Million.

    "Obviously," a McDonald's spokesperson said, "there is a great potential for consumer-confusion here. We just want to make sure that consumers intending to buy a Happy Meal will buy a Happy Meal and not an air-plane."

  44. Re:What do you call a bleeding lawyer in a shark t by fferreres · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Commercial law, when you are a rich country, is about how to divide the pie, not how to create it. So it makes sense for any individual or company to sue whoever if they have a case. If Mr. Nissan is preventing Nissan to use a domain that is important to them (and it IS very important, the first thing you WILL try is www.nissan.com) and he is not willing to sell it, they (for business reasons) have to sue. And get the best lawers of course.

    So everything rests on what the law is, who can buy it and who your judges represent. Don't blame the lawers, they are just leechs playing for commercial entities the game of dividing the pie.

    I mean: get GOOD judges, and support GOOD laws. That's the only way to keep sue-happiness from raping your rights.

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