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Ask William Shatner
At long last William Shatner has volunteered himself to be strapped into the Slashdot Interviewee Victim Chair. You know the gig: Post your questions for the man, the moderators do their thing, and in a week or so we post the answers. So here's your chance to ask questions to the star of Iron Chef USA, Miss Congeniality and TJ Hooker!
As a movie star, even in the male-dominated Sci-Fi genre, is there a huge amount of pressure for you to be insanely good looking?
Has your manager, a producer or executive, or anyone ever tried to convince you to get botox injections, plastic surgery, or liposuction simply for the purpose of appearing on TV?
Have you ever rubbed Patrick Stewarts bald head for luck? How about while shouting 'Let slip the dogs of war!' How about a boxing match between you and Wil Wheaton? (We could dress him up like a Klingon)
Give me a break. The force is some mystical bull that doesn't really exist. Hyperdrives just flat out suck and there's no such thing as a wookie. Look at Data, he blows R2 and C3PO away.
Now proton torpedos are real, as are phase pistols. A klignon would lay the woopass on a wookie and warp drives will take you from earth to jupiter in under 9 minutes (at warp 4 I believe) while a hyperdrive will take you from a nonexistant tatooine to a nonexistant naboo in a few days, yay.
Do not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins, for they are subtle, and quick to anger.
Are you a fan of goatse?
His site is something everyone should experience at least once. It kind of makes me want to eat more beef. How about you?
foe me, freak me.
Hmmm?
Do you have any advice for up-and-coming wife drowners or soon-to-be purchasers of worthless Internet stock?
jack's bicycle is music to my ears
How did the inclusion of the word 'shat' in your surname affect your youth? Did the anger toward your ancestral name fuel your early acting career?
-- @rjamestaylor on Ello
have you ever Shatner?
This party's over!