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Ask William Shatner
At long last William Shatner has volunteered himself to be strapped into the Slashdot Interviewee Victim Chair. You know the gig: Post your questions for the man, the moderators do their thing, and in a week or so we post the answers. So here's your chance to ask questions to the star of Iron Chef USA, Miss Congeniality and TJ Hooker!
WHY did YOU DROWN your FUCKING wife?
As a movie star, even in the male-dominated Sci-Fi genre, is there a huge amount of pressure for you to be insanely good looking?
Has your manager, a producer or executive, or anyone ever tried to convince you to get botox injections, plastic surgery, or liposuction simply for the purpose of appearing on TV?
Have you ever rubbed Patrick Stewarts bald head for luck? How about while shouting 'Let slip the dogs of war!' How about a boxing match between you and Wil Wheaton? (We could dress him up like a Klingon)
Is Shatner gay ?
How does it feel to get away with murdering your wife using the Gangsta Hip Hop thugs ?
GET A LIFE.
-Bill
1. Do you still wear that corset?
2. Does your hair-hat itch under the studio lights?
3. How did anyone ever expect us to believe that T J Hooker could have chased and caught anyone on foot?
That was classic intercourse!
Was it for money, or was she beginning to become a pain in the ass? Drowning her in your own swimming pool... Genius! No fingerprints, DNA hard to get, fiber evidence lost.... Truly the work of a professional.
Q: You find a woman (your wife) not moving in a swimming pool. What do you do first?
a) Call 911.
b) Get her out of the water.
A: Kirk would do b). But if you were brain-dead, like Shatner evidently is, you'd do a)... call 911, and have the operator tell you to pull the woman out of the water.
So, how many of the women in ST TOS were not wearing any underwear under those nice and short uniforms that they were wearing?
Give me a break. The force is some mystical bull that doesn't really exist. Hyperdrives just flat out suck and there's no such thing as a wookie. Look at Data, he blows R2 and C3PO away.
Now proton torpedos are real, as are phase pistols. A klignon would lay the woopass on a wookie and warp drives will take you from earth to jupiter in under 9 minutes (at warp 4 I believe) while a hyperdrive will take you from a nonexistant tatooine to a nonexistant naboo in a few days, yay.
Do not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins, for they are subtle, and quick to anger.
Mr. Shatner, I always imagine why all the science fiction stuff neglect completely the actual future we're preparing for ourselves. In the real future, *everything* will link to goatse.cx, and all the marketing campaigns will be made by using some sort of spam. What do you think about this? Have you ever thought that instead doing intergalatic exploration, we would need to fight each other to avoid looking at disgraced content?
Are you a fan of goatse?
His site is something everyone should experience at least once. It kind of makes me want to eat more beef. How about you?
foe me, freak me.
Hmmm?
Do you have any advice for up-and-coming wife drowners or soon-to-be purchasers of worthless Internet stock?
jack's bicycle is music to my ears
he should know after drowning his wife...
William Shatner finds wife dead in pool
Did you kill your wife? I heard you drowned her in your backyard pool.
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yes
--ws
when you killed your wife?
So what really happened in the swimming Pool.
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This party's over!