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Animated Star Wars on Cartoon Network

NeoCode writes "There were rumours and speculations first. Now it looks like its a done deal. Harry Knowles, of AintItCool.com has reports on an animated version of Star Wars set after AOTC but before episode 3. This series is produced by Genndy Tartakovsky (Dexter's Lab, Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack). The cartoons will be a series of short films. Could this infuse Star Wars with a new life or is this just another merchandising plot? Nevertheless, this could be quite interesting." Yeah look what good Ewoks & Droids did for the SW universe ;)

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  1. Starwars... by shaitand · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hate to see the already over commercialized star wars further cheapened like this. Are they going to have a Leia in the prisoner outfit???? If they do I'll watch it, cheap or not.

  2. appealing to all age groups?? by SuperDuG · · Score: 4, Funny
    Okay well with Episode I we got Jar Jar, then there was the ewoks in V I think. That covers tha younger crowd.

    Then we got Senator/Princess/soon-Milf/ Amedalla and Pricess Laya. That covers the middle age male crowd.

    Then we got Anakin, Obi Wan, Luke, and Han Solo. That covers the middle age female crowd.

    Then we got Episode II Yoda whoppin some ass, but then getting really tired. There's a happy senior citizen crowd.

    I think Lucas is just trying to appeal to as many people as possible to make as much money as possible. Make something for everyone and everyone will want one.

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    1. Re:appealing to all age groups?? by glwtta · · Score: 3, Funny
      Then we got Senator/Princess/soon-Milf/ Amedalla and Pricess Laya. That covers the middle age male crowd.

      Um, no, that's still the 13 year old boy crowd.

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  3. This may work by scotay · · Score: 5, Funny

    Much of Lucas' dialog writing skillz come off like Mojo Jo Jo.

    Luke, I, Darth Vader, am your father! And you shall obey my commands because I am the father (not the son). It is I who you will obey! Obeying my commands is what you will do as the son. I will give you commands, and you will obey them! Ha ha ha ha ha! I do this because I am bad, I am evil, I am the father. I am Darth Vader!

  4. from one of the scripts? by zephc · · Score: 5, Funny

    (Luke is busy working on a piece of machinery)

    Leia: "HI LUKE!!!!!"

    (Luke tumbles from the shock of surprise)

    Luke: "Leia, what do you want? I wish you would leave, because you are so STUUUPID. You are dumb and you are stuuupid."

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    1. Re:from one of the scripts? by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Funny
      Hey it could be worse:

      Luke: Our first clue was when Obi-Wan said that Darth was a Jedi who'd gone over to the dark side. At first, we didn't read anything into it. But then...

      Leia: Then we found this scrap of paper in the Ewok's treehouse. It said "L ke I m y r fath".

      Han Solo: Like that made any sense.

      Chewbacca: Huh-hehe-huh-huh. Woooaaaaaa. Sh-aggy!

      (The kids laugh and Solo throws Chewbacca a wookie-snack)

      Luke: We then got the final clue when Yoda told us almost all the Jedis had been killed when the dark side took over. We realised that Darth Vader had to be..."

      Chief Wiggum removes Vader's Mask.

      All: Annakin Skywalker, Aka Luke's Father!

      Darth: And I'd have got clean away with it too if it wasn't for these meddlin' kids and their wookie.

      Wiggum: Take him away boys!

      Homer Simpson: I guess you'll be running along to solve another crime in your "Mystery Falcon".

      Chewbacca: Huh-hehe-huh-huh. Woooaaaaaaaaa.

      Chewbacca takes a step forward and trips over the body of the emperor, causing him to flip backwards and knock over a big pile of light sabers. Everyone chortles. Closing credits.

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  5. You don't need pants for the victory dance... by secolactico · · Score: 2, Funny

    *sniff... sniff*
    I R is good jedi!
    Take that, silly weasel!
    *sniff... sniff*

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  6. Re:Remember the old tv shows.. by greenguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    The word "ewok" is a tribute to merchandising.

    It is never said in Return of the Jedi.

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  7. Did I hear anyone say... by cmburns69 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "StarWars Christmas Special"?

    'nuff said!

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  8. Re:humping my childhood by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Empire" was much more grown up, but large parts of "Jedi" were as cartoony as episode 1.

    The problem with Episode 1, was that while it really did have a pretty grown-up plot, the grown-up plot was given short shrift so Lucas could show us 21 minutes of Jake Lloyd going "Yippee!", 47 minutes of droids being blown up and chopped in half, 67 minutes of teeth-grindingly annoying Jar-Jar antics and 153 minutes of min-numbing pod racing. The plot, while very interesting, seemed like an afterthought, and was shoe-horned into a couple of short scenes, even though there was much more story to tell.

    Episode II was good for pure action, but the lame attempts at characterization dashed any chance of being able to take the characters seriously.

    Anakin: "My mother was killed so I became a mass-murderer!"

    Amidala: "There, there. That's OK. We all go on a killing spree once in a while. Let's get married and have twins."

    Anakin: "For no reason, I don't have a father."

    Amidala: "Parthenogenesis is so-o-o-o cute. Can Jar-Jar be our best man?"

    Anakin: "I'm just angry all the time."

    Amidala: "Hush, dear. We're late for your aqualung fitting."

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  9. Re:Moo.... by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "If they make a Star Wars cartoon, they can make a whole new range of merchandise to keep em going until Ep3 comes out..",

    Spaceballs the Toilet Paper!