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As the Spam Turns
Anonymous writes "The SBL has added Verio's corporate mail servers
to its blocklist which protects nearly 100 million mailboxes, because of the number of spam gangs on the Verio network.
Verio also provides connectivity to AS26212, a collection of 9 of the most notorious spammers netblocks. AS26212 - the new spambone? - is also connected to he.net and bbnplanet.net."
Watching the spam wars reminds me of the A.L.I.C.E conversation...
You can have it fast, accurate, or pretty. Pick any 2.
FUCK YOU, Mikey Boy!!
how many times are we going to post the same 10 stories: microsoft is bad, linux is good, spam is bad, old cheap hardware is better than intel although worse than the more expensive and proprietary apple, intel is bad, amd is growing, commercial unix is having a hard time, dell is expanding, someone spent too much time modifying cheap hardware, someone needs to know something and is too lazy to look it up themselves.
Mooniacs for iOS and Android
Speaking of negative score postings, I think that Slashdot should allow one to not only select the lowest score visible, but also the highest. Sometimes I'd like to just see the -1 or 1 scores. I suppose I could almost achieve that by setting every ranking as -5, but still, I'd like it to be a bit more versatile.
Thank you for listening.
Your loyal servant,
Biznatchi
From the album "OT Original Troller"xxxxxxxxxxxx
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Hustler word I pull the troller longxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Grit my teeth spray till every moderator's gonexxxxxxxxxxxxx
Got my IP block sewn armored dope spots xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Last thing I sweat's a sucka punk mod xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Move like a king when I troll hops xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You try to flex bang another moderator drops xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You gotta deal with this cause there's no way out xxxxxxxxx
Why? Cash money ain't never gonna play out xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I got nothin to lose much to gain xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
In my brain I got a capitalist migraine xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I gotta get laid tonight, you muthafuckin right xxxxxxxxxxx
Fools check my grip, check my bitch, keep my game tight xxx
So many hos on my jock, think I'm a movie star xxxxxxxxxxxx
Nineteen, I got a fifty thousand dollar car xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Go to school, I ain't goin for it, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Kiss my ass, bust the cap on the Moet xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Cause I don't wanna hear that crap, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Why? I'd rather be a Slashdot-----Hustler xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Hustler xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hustler xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hustler xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
H-U-S-T-L-E-R xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hustler xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(kid drop in) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yo man you know what I'm sayin? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You got it trollin' on my man, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I like how it's moddin' down xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You got the fly cars, the girls, the jewels xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Look at that ring right there, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I know it's real, it's gotta be real xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Man, you the flyest Troller I seen in my life! xxxxxxxxxxxx
Yo man, I just wanna troll with you man, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
How can I be down? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
What's up? You say you wanna be down? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ease back, or muthafucka get beat down xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Out my face, fool I'm the illest, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Bulletproof, I troll harder than Bruce Perens xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Got my crew in effect, I bought em new Jags, xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
So much cash, gotta keep it in Hefty bags xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
All I think about is keys and Gs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Imagine that, me workin at Mickey D's (ha ha ha ha) xxxxxxxx
That's a joke cause my karma's never gonna be broke, xxxxxx
When I die there'll be bullets and gunsmoke xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ya don't like my lifestyle? Fuck you! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I'm trollin with the Slashdot crew xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
And I'm a hustler H-U-S-T-L-E-R hustler xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Slashdot, Slashdot xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Here I come, so you better break North, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
As I troll, my gold chains glide back and forth xxxxxxxxxxx
I care nothing bout you, and that's evident xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
All I love's my trolls and dead comment threads xxxxxxxxxxx
Sound crazy? Well it isn't xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
The ends justifies the means, that's the system xxxxxxxxxxx
I learned Linux in school then I dropped out, xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hit the streets, checked a grip, and now I got clout xxxxxx
I had no karma, and I wanted it xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You had +50 cap, and you flaunted it xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Turned the needy into the greedy, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
With Slashdot, my success came speedy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Got me twisted, jammed into a paradox xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Every dollar I get, ain't suckin Slashdot Moderator cocks x
Maybe that's the plan, and I don't understand, xxxxxxxxxxxx
God damn----you got me sinkin in quicksand xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
But since I don't know, and I ain't never learned, xxxxxxxx
I gotta get paid, I got karma to earn xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
With my posse, out on the ave, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Bump my sounds, crack a First Post and laugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Cool out and watch my First Post gleam, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Is this a nightmare? Or the American dream? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
So think twice if you're coming down my block, xxxxxxxxxxxx
You wanna journey through hell? Well slashdot gets hot xxxx
Pregnant teens, children's screams, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Life is weighed on the scales of a Redundancy xxxxxxxxxxxxx
You don't come here much, and ya better not xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Wrong move (bang), ambulance cot xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I gotta get more karma than you got, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
So what, if some muthafucka gets shot? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
That's how the game is played, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Another brother slayed, the wound is deep xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
BUT they're givin us a Band Aid xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
My computer education's low but I got long dough, xxxxxxxxx
Raised like a pit bull, my heart pumps nitro xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sleep on silk, lie like a politician, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
My Uzi's my best friend, cold as a mortician xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Lock me up, it's genocidal catastrophe, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
There'll be another one after me! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
A hustler xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hustler xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
H-U-S-T-L-E-R hustler Slashdot, Slashdot xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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May we begin now?
That got funnier when I read it the second time...did you intend that?
Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of him too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made.
Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see.
Beautiful, isn't it?
There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy.
I know. I've seen plenty of them. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special. Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time you're petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it.
Now look at it again.
Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks. It doesn't mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin.
Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of its own and it's extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it's dry and that hurts. But you don't want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled.
Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it.
Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. After you've done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and she's straining to get more of you closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit.
Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you're about to eat must be done gently.
Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. Check it out. See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of its covering. If so, lick it. If you can't see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. So bring your tongue up to the top of her slit and feel for her clit. You may barely experience its presence. But even if you can't feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin.
Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch your lady's face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don't fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don't let go. That's what she'll be saying too: 'Don't stop. Don't ever stop!'
There's a reason for that - most men stop too soon. Just like with cock sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I know a man who's a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over him.
But back to your pussy eating session...There's another thing you can do to intensify your woman's pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while she's enjoying your clit-licking talents. Before, during or after. She'll really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. This is what you rub up against when you're fucking her. Well, since your cock is pretty far away from your mouth, your fingers will have to do the fucking.
Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and therefore can't get deep enough. Make sure they're wet so you don't irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing.
She'll let you know what to do. If you're sucking her clit and finger-fucking her at the same time, you're giving her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your cock alone. So you can count on it that she's getting high on this. If there's any doubt, check her out for symptoms. Each woman is unique. You may have one whose nipples get hard when she's excited or only when she's having an orgasm. Your girl might flush red or begin to tremble. Get to know her symptoms and you'll be a more sensitive lover.
When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven's sakes, don't let go of that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though, things are extremely sensitive just now.
If you play your cards right, you'll get some multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after she's had an orgasm. Do you realize the full impact of that information? The potential? One woman was clocked at 56 orgasms at one sitting. Do you know what effect you would have on a woman you gave 56 orgasms to? She'd be yours as long as you wanted her.
The last advice I have for you is this: After you've made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head she's ever had, don't leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she's come all the way down. A man can get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.
Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual experiences you can have. But it's what you make it. Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your lover's signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself.
The G-Spot
This does exist. And in over half of the women out there, it works better than anything else you can do to cause a strong, prolonged orgasm. The original name is the Grafenberg spot, after a doctor, Earnest Grafenberg, who documented the area (which may have been known by people here and there throughout history) in the fifties.
This "spot" is a small "mound" of tissue inside the vagina, between a penny and quarter in size, which responds to being pressed upon. It's almost certainly not the skenes glands, (which are located around the urethra, which is behind the G-spot area), as has been suggested by a few people. In fact, the G-Spot is the tissue in that raised area of the vagina, which has a higher concentration of sexual nerves, and produces hormones similar to those made by the male's prostate gland.
A sort of map to the area -- Imagine your lover lying on her back, legs spread. Your position is between her legs. You would slide a finger inside her vagina, palm up. With your finger straight back, middle finger is best, you would curve it toward yourself, gently, as if you were gesturing to someone to "come here". In doing so, the area you press on should be pretty near her "G-Spot" area. If you know enough to follow the urethra (the tube that leads from the bladder to where the pee comes out), along the inside of her vagina, you may feel a slight swelling (if she's excited) at the point where the g-spot is.
She must be excited, especially if either you or she is new to the g-spot, for the g-spot to have any real effect at all. It's not the ideal area for getting your lover aroused.
But when she is excited, this area (more often than not) is the best way to bring her to orgasm. You work your way back to it gradually, teasing her (typically, this works best) with your fingers, slowly and gently. It's easier to hit the right area with two fingers, but this may not be comfortable for her, depending on how "tight" she is at that moment. When you have your fingers around the right area, try gently pressing, not too quickly. The movement should be fairly rhythmic. It's typically best if you're licking her clitoris (or near it, depending on the woman) at the same time...don't make a big deal out of the "quest", this will often make her feel self-conscious, or distracted. The licking should seem to be the primary activity.
When you find the right area, she should respond by getting more excited. Most of the vagina's inside surface isn't really that sexually sensitive, believe it or not...most of the excitement of randomly inserting fingers is more psychological than from the actual stimulation.
While more complicated techniques work with some women, some of the time, the best basic technique, upon finding the g-spot, is to continue to slowly, rhythmically press on it, while licking her clitoris (for a few women, the labia (lips) are sensitive to licking, too).
This should cause her to build up to an orgasm.
A G-Spot orgasm is different (always, when it works at all) than any other kind women have. It is possible, with some women, to have different qualities and kinds of orgasms from vaginal, clitoral, anal, and even breast stimulation...but with other women, those kinds of orgasms are all pretty much the same. But the G-Spot orgasm not only feels different; it also causes her body to react in a different way.
First, it often causes a "push out" orgasm. The area around, or "above" (farther inside, that is) your fingers seems to swell up or to contract toward the opening of her vagina.
If you find the right combination of pushing back when this happens, and slacking off to let it push out, you can cause (in perhaps half of the women) her orgasm to continue happening, long after normal ones would have subsided. In some women you can even keep her at a "plateau" (raised level) of sexual excitement, like a prolonged orgasm (or a little less than one) afterward, building up to an even bigger climax.
That brings me to another important point; G-Spot orgasms sometimes causes a huge amount (relatively speaking) of lubrication (juices, wetness)...far more than even the most excited woman gets from "conventional" stimulation.
When that extra wetness combines with the push-out orgasm, you get actual ejaculation...like a guy, but much better tasting. The built up juices can shoot out in such volume that you, or she, may be afraid that she lost control of her bladder. That is (almost always) not what happened. The fear that she peed can be enhanced by the fact that the urethra is behind the g-spot, so that in rare cases the woman can sometimes get the feeling that she needs to pee, even though she does not.
In reality, in both men and women, enough sexual excitement prevents peeing, unless you try really hard. This is a built-in reflex, because urine is something of a spermicide. The "pee hard-on" that men get in the morning is partially his body taking advantage of this reflex, to keep him from accidentally wetting the bed with the urine that built up while he was sleeping.
Taste
Anyone who likes, say, coffee or beer should have no room to complain about the way most women taste. No, I don't mean it tastes like coffee or beer, genius...I mean that beer and coffee are, at best, acquired tastes...they are not naturally pleasant to a human being, no matter how much your addiction to one or both has convinced you otherwise. Most people, whether they remember it or not, had to learn to like the taste of beer/coffee, and had the desire to be Like the Adults to help them along. Well, I'd list taking pleasure in cunnilingus above drinking addictive beverages on the list of things that prove maturity. Aside from that, there's the fact that many people who give it an honest try genuinely enjoy the taste/smell.
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I think it is phallicly legititmate to have people take these spammers out. They send out e-mail, named after a canned cheap meat. They hog the system administrators for ugly none of their bandwdth. Oh damn this is incoherent. Yeah sucker you read this far now get a life. Yeah Yeah Spaaam Is good. Yeah, Yeah, spaaam is great. Come on people now, people are just trying to make a living here, they get to send out mail and just have a supply of cheap meat substance in a blue can so that they will not have to freakin get a job to feed their children. Don't wanna talk about it, "I say why not" don't wanna think about it. Do you know where I'm coming from, yeah for years I've been dreaming that this day would come....
What about Mr Lucas, the local butcher, prevayor of all things meat?
I bet alot of SPAM originates from him, and your never sure of its source.. it could have come from anywhere..
It could be local or it could be foreign spam..
I say we arrange a protest at his door and block any spam originating from his premesis, and only let valid meat products through..
-- If at first you don't succeed, lie!
who gets seriously hot and bothered by all this "spambone" talk?
They promised us that they would NOT use them!
"A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
I cannot tell people to stop talking on my lawn. Ofcourse this might be because I don't really have a lawn.
beauty is only a light switch away
I believe that Verio hosts both Iraq's UN page and the Saddam Hussein page link off of it.