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The Washington Post has a story about the proliferation of extra fees tacked on to just about every product or service under the sun. A couple of good insights make it worth the read.

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  1. Yeah... by darkov · · Score: 4, Funny

    the proliferation of extra fees tacked on to just about every product or service under the sun

    ...like Slashdot.

  2. hum...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get this new 2ghz 200gb/hd 256mb/ram computer free! See deails... Price doesn't include shipping, handling, delivery fee, order fee, fat lazy ass fee, dumb ass fee, silicon surcharge, cd fee, bill gates payoff fee, electricity licence, electicity processing fee, ordering this-fee, and several other fees and licences. Total price: $5000

    1. Re:hum...... by whiteranger99x · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot about the $200 "rebate" when you sign your life^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H up for MSN's internet service for 2 years. :P

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    2. Re:hum...... by AskedRelic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Monitor not included!

  3. Sounds like a case for the Advertising Lullaby... by whiteranger99x · · Score: 4, Funny
    Seeing this article reminds me SO much of George Carlin's Advertising Lullaby bit (gotta scroll down a bit for the script) :P

    Basically he says that the marketing and advertsing people pull the wool over the eyes of the consumer with friendly deals and offers that the consumers dont realize they're being, as Carlin puts it, fucked in the ass! Good stuff, LOL :)

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  4. Re:Vancouver Airport by dattaway · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like an offer you can't refuse. But I would offer to stay and help improve things myself. I'm sure they would like for me to stick around and add a grass roots feel to the place.

  5. The way things are going... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Parents are going to start charging their children "Being Born Fees"

    1. Re:The way things are going... by mccalli · · Score: 4, Funny
      Parents are going to start charging their children "Being Born Fees"

      As a new parent, I can tell you that the babies already charge a ton of those to me... :-)

      Cheers,
      Ian

  6. Thailand by leroybrown · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had to pay 10 bucks to leave the Bangkok airport. I never thought I'd want to leave a place where hot women grab my crotch as I'm walking down the street, but after two weeks of that, 10 bucks was a small price to pay to get away from all the GODDAMN HOOKERS!

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  7. Re:Reasons for surcharges by Fat+Casper · · Score: 5, Funny
    Sales tax is tacked on to every purchase in the US.

    *Cough* I live in New Hampshire, you insensitive clod!

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  8. Re:UK seems a little better. by panurge · · Score: 4, Funny

    HSBC=Hong Kong and Shanghai banking corporation. As they say in Hong Kong, Ka-ching! That will teach round eyed foreign devil to use Chinese bank.

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  9. Re:Vancouver Airport by Nexus+Seven · · Score: 2, Funny

    This happened to me in Montreal. I always wondered what would happen if I refused to pay.

    With a bit of luck, you'd be deported and have your return journey paid too.

  10. Re:Vancouver Airport by rseuhs · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder if they sell "I survived Bali" T-shirts on Bali...

  11. My phone bill by mikeboone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Has this thing called a "number portability surcharge." I called once to ask what it was. Basically, it allows me to keep my phone number if I switch to another phone company. This is a land-line, mind you, and gee, our small town has a monopoly phone company! Who am I going to switch to?

    This stuff makes me want to start a competitor just for spite.

  12. Re:Reasons for surcharges by self+assembled+struc · · Score: 4, Funny

    yeah, so instead you pay ludascrisly high property taxes. even if you rent. the amount of the rent goes up when the house costs more to own.

    plus. you live in new hampshire. 'nuff said.