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Drug Companies Plan Male Contraceptive Pill
TamMan2000 writes "I can hear the trolls now, with their jokes about how nobody who reads slashdot will ever score... But, incase any of us ever do score the male pill could soon be a reality."
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...watching the antics of celebrities and athletes as they deal with their illegitimate children in front of the media.
Future generations will not know this joy.
... impotence."
"And like that
I heard that scientists behind "The Iron Curtain" not only developed male pill years ago - they made abetter one.
They made a "morning after" pill for men.
It was 100% effective.
No patient who tried it ever got pregnant.
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It's called "Geek Reality" and it's a bitter, bitter pill.
I dont think there is a real need for this anyway.
The FDA already approved EverQuest for Birth Control Use didnt they?
It actually works for abstinence too
Studies showed 100% of people playing everquest had no problems with impregnating women or being impregnated.
However, 100% of people playing everquest were also found to not leave their house, so that makes it hard.
Everquest Approved
Ha, shows what you know. I'm an avid slashdot reader and I score all the time... just yesterday I got the highest Pac-Man score for the second time in three weeks!
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I don't care what it does, but it'd better be a blue pill.
If tits were wings it'd be flying around.
Please, people, be responsible.
--sdem
...the male morning after pill.
Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
From the official FAQ:
Q: How was the male contraceptive pill created?
A: As with most revolutionary discoveries, entirely by accident! A patient involved in a double blind clinical trial for an entirely different product somehow managed to cram a placebo pill into his urethra.
Q: How does it work?
A: The pill, or, more accurately, "penile plunger," as it has been technically termed, temporarily obstructs the outlet of the urethra. As a result, the patient is rendered infertile for a full 6 hours, after which time the pill dissolves and dislodges harmlessy.
Q: Are there any side effects that I should know about?
A: Being a purely mechanical devide, the male contraceptive pill has very few side effects to worry about. Acute pain and a kidney-stone-like sensation are common. Additionally, patients are advised not to drink prior to or during use of the male pill, due to a slight risk of bladder explosion.
The angel in the oatmeal.
watching the antics of celebrities and athletes as they deal with their illegitimate children in front of the media.
Dunno what it is, but I read that, "as they dangle their illegitimate children in front of the media.
Michael Jackson, anyone?
It changes your blood type.