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Electronic Life

It is difficult today to remember how intimidating computers were for non-technical people in the early 1980s. In previous decades, the machines had been corralled into computer departments at universities and large businesses, and were the responsibility of trained personnel. However, in the early 1980s, people who might have been perfectly happy never getting closer to a computer than a Star Trek re-run were told that personal computers would be soon be on their desks at work. This created demand for books that introduced computers, defined basic jargon, and reassured American readers that they could master the machine when it inevitably arrived. The panic probably reached a peak in 1983, as did the response. In 1983, Time Magazine called the personal computer Man of the Year ("Machine of the Year" under the circumstances). In 1983, The Soul of a New Machine won the Pulitzer Prize. In 1983, Michael Crichton published Electronic Life: How to Think About Computers. Electronic Life: How to Think About Computers author Michael Crichton pages 209 publisher Ballantine Books rating 4 reviewer stern ISBN 0394534069 summary May be worth thumbing through for a glance of what the future was supposed to have been.

Crichton was already successful as a novelist, having published The Andromeda Strain, The Great Train Robbery, Congo, and other books. Several of these had already been made made into movies. Of course he would become vastly more famous later, with Jurassic Park and the television show E.R.

Electronic Life is written as a glossary, with entries like "Afraid of Computers (everybody is)" "Buying a Computer" "Computer Crime," and so forth. The book shows signs of being hurridly written, as few of the entries reflect any research. The computer crime entry, for example, is three pages long and contains only four hard facts -- specifically, that institutions were then losing $5 billion to $30 billion a year on computer crime, that Citibank processed $30 billion a day in customer transactions using computers, that American banks as a whole were moving $400 billion a year in the U.S., and that the Stanford public key code (not otherwise described) was broken in 1982. No examples of computer crime are given, though by 1983 such accounts were appearing in the mainstream press, and dedicated books on the topic had been around for at least a decade (I own one British example dating to 1973). Detailed descriptions of such capers make for good reading, so Crichton's failure to include any tells us that he did not take the time to visit the library when he wrote this book.

Electronic Life is of interest to modern readers in only two respects: first, Crichton's descriptions of then-current technology provide an amusing reminder of how far we have come. Second, and more significantly, Crichton's predictions for the future are worth comparing with what has actually developed.

As an example of the first sort of passage, on page 140 he points out that if you ask your computer to compute 5.01*5.02-5.03/2.04*100.5+3.06+20.07-200.08+300.09/1.10, there will be a noticable delay as it works out the answer. Later he suggests that a user would do well to buy a CP/M based system, because of all the excellent applications for that platform.

Crichton writes science fiction, and he knew very well that computers would soon do more than was possible in 1983. Such predictions are largely absent from this book, but a few entries do let us see what he expected for the future (other resurrecting dinosaurs, I mean). First, Crichton correctly expected that computer networks would increase in importance. He saw this as a matter of convenience -- computers can share pictures, which you can't do with a verbal phone call, and computer networks can operate asynchronously, so you can leave information for somebody and have have them pick it up at their convenience.

He also makes predictions for computer games, first explaining that there are several types of games:

  1. Arcade Games (which are in turn split into 'invader games', 'defender games', and 'eating games'.)
  2. Strategy Games (chess, backgammon, etc.)
  3. Adventure Games (text-based interactive fiction)
Crichton dismisses computer games as "the hula hoops of the '80s", saying "already there are indications that the mania for twitch games may be fading." He thinks that parents should not worry about their children playing games because, "it's a way of making friends with the machine." (that's not how I think about Tomb Raider 3, but to each his own). He was wrong here, of course, and missed entirely how games would eventually drive the high end of the home computer market.

Most interestingly in his predictions, Crichton clearly expected that computers would soon be as normal as home appliances like washing machines. He never anticipated that, through vastly increased numbers and reduced cost, they would become omnipresent and perhaps invisible.

The book is little more than a collection of off-the-cuff musings, and as such the most interesting entry is probably "Microprocessors, or how I flunked biostatistics at Harvard" in which Crichton lashes out at a medical school teacher who had given him a 'D' fifteen years earlier.

This book is a curiosity, not worth buying at a garage sale unless you are a Crichton completist.

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11 of 194 comments (clear)

  1. Remember when... by hermescom · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yeah, I remember back in the day, our computers were powered by squirrels, and you had to keep feeding them every five minutes, and every other monday we would send somebody to the market to buy new squirrels. (Squirresl were 5 for $4.99 back then).

    Also, our computer only had three bits of memory, so we really had to write everything down on little bits of paper, which was a problem because our wpare squirrels kept carrying them away and hiding them.

    THOSE were the days...

    1. Re:Remember when... by ethereal · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm going to get multi-headed squirrels for my next box. Possibly with a clear case cover and blinkenlights (so you can see the squirrels at work).

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  2. my office co-workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is difficult today to remember how intimidating computers were for non-technical people in the early 1980s

    I guess my office is stuck in the 1980s...

  3. The other prediction ! by azizlumiere · · Score: 0, Funny

    Also, you forgot the passage where he talk about Al Gore inventing the internet.

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    -Linux is SO fast it does an infinite loop in 5 seconds.
  4. Re:Has no predictions? by baryon351 · · Score: 5, Funny

    He talks about how programming, with it's rejection of the human element, was going to become something of a young, socially-inept boys's game

    HA! Well we proved him wrong THERE.

    didn't we...

    didn't I... ?

  5. Re:I dunno by dubstop · · Score: 5, Funny

    FOR I = 1 TO 500:NEXT I

    Yes, 500 empty loops took 1 second.


    With most of the old basic interpreters, FOR/NEXT loops were slightly faster if the loop variable wasn't given after the NEXT statement. Therefore, if your code had looked like this:

    FOR I = 1 TO 500:NEXT

    You might have been able to squeeze a 1 second delay into 0.9 seconds.

  6. My generation was so lucky... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    We were in high school in the early-mid 80s.
    Just the perfect time for that expert blend of
    1. Low self esteem
    2. Teenage years
    3. Dawn of the PC.
    to bring us to where we are now...still dateless and coding.

    Geek used to be a 4 letter word, now it's a six figure one.

  7. Oh, the irony by VikingBerserker · · Score: 4, Funny

    20 years ago: Prepare now, for computers will become an important part of your life.

    Today: Those of us who use computers most often today tend to have no life.

  8. Jargon by Insightfill · · Score: 5, Funny
    defined basic jargon

    When I was in mainframes in the early 80's, the mainframe repair guy had a good one.

    He was on the phone talking to the refrigerator repair guy and told him:
    Tech: "My refrigerator is down."
    Repair Guy: (longish pause) "'Down?' where?"

    Today, that probably wouldn't have been a big deal.

    OTOH, that was also a job that had so conditioned me that I started to type a "9" to get an outside line on my home phone.

    (good grief: I'm 34 and talking about the "good old days")

  9. soon to be made into a $90 MM film... by avi33 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...starring russell crowe as 'everyman' with special appearances by the tron's master controller, and an original soundtrack by thomas dolby...

  10. Re:I dunno by mccrew · · Score: 3, Funny
    > Yes, 500 empty loops took 1 second.

    Sounds about right. You're talking about Java, right?

    Oh, BASIC.

    Nevermind...

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