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Conspiracy Theorists, Meet The Moon
Spock the Baptist writes "You can read about an article entitled: "Telescope to challenge moon doubters" in the online edition of Sydney Morning Herald. The SMH reports that, "European scientists are to use the world's newest and largest telescope to see whether the spacecraft are still on the lunar surface." Does anyone really think that this will change the alleged minds of doubters?"
BEWARE CITIZEN! Due to national security concerns we cannot divulge all the reason we, the United States Government, attack Saddam Hussein, but we want to take this time to place certain denial and put certain undeniable facts on the table.
Consider that we did not complete our invasion and take over ^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h police action and peacekeeping role for several reasons.
Please remember in the war documentary with satellite footage, unclassified in 1991, known as "Hot Shots!", that clearly a bomb has been dropped on Hussein, yet he is not dead.
For even more reference, please review that in the war documentary unclassified in 1993, known as "Hot Shot, Part Deux!" Saddam was also very clearly "killed."
Lastly, please note that in the hellish documentary unclassified in 1999, known as "South Park - Bigger, Longer & Uncut" Saddam is consorting with... Could it be.... SATAN! Also "Bill Gates" is also killed, right around the microsoft trials. We have told you enough now citizen, crawl back into your holes and earn more taxable monies, we have things under control.
I object to any statement of the form "Perhaps this will change the minds of the hoax-believers" - that statement assumes the existance of an organ (the brain of the doubters) not in evidence!
Until the doubters can be shown to have brains and minds, I move the argument be stricken from the record!
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Fuck the moon conspiracists.
You can show a "True Believer" any amount of evidence you want that thier belief is wrong and
they will still find a justification for thier
beliefs. It is a congenital mental defect that
is far too widely spread ahd has been capitalised on by con-artists, hucksters, politicians, religicos, and other such frauds since time immemorial. These are the kinds of morons who will let the priest bone them up the ass and call it god's love.