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24 Hours Of Beethoven's 9th Symphony
Ermintrude the Flying Cow writes "Ever wonder what "Ode to Joy" would sound like if stretched to 24 hours? Now you can find out. 9 Beet Stretch is the result of running Beethoven's 9th Symphony in a digital stretching program, turning the one hour piece into a 24 hour attention span acid test. Thankfully, for those of us who know our limits, it's been cut into 19 parts."
f i r s t p o s t !
fp - You know, I am slime...
and so on and so forth
Imagine a boewulf Cluster of those!!!
Crew: It's hideous, turn back
Cap'n: What? can't handle the slashdotting.
Crew: The sound!!
Scott loves to just hang out at home
Writing's Powerful Message
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.
When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.
"I took one of those pictures of Natalie Portman topless on the beach, enlarged it to 50,000 by 50,000 pixels, and I spend my days nestled about 3,000 pixels into her left nipple. It's a really nice place." wheres the origional?