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How To Get Hired As An Open Source Developer

Posted by timothy on from the an-ask-slashdot-faq dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Todd Cranston-Cuebas, tech recruiter for Ticketmaster, offers insider tips and tricks for landing an open-source job -- or for recruiting new talent to your IT staff." Make yourself googleable.

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  1. Its rather simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just put it "willing to work for free" in your resume!

    1. Re:Its rather simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll work for free.. I just won't do what you want me to do. But that's okay, if you offer me some cash then we can talk.

  2. Arg! You just 404'd my resume! by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gee, thanks! I just submitted my resume for a job at one of the ticketmaster subsidiaries...

    My resume is now lost in a huge, even bigger then usual pile of resumes.

    404 - Career Not Found!

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  3. Ticketmaster, huh? by X_Caffeine · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does he have any tips on running the sort of monopoly that a company like Microsoft could actually take notes from?

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    // I will show you fear in a handful of jellybeans.
  4. Sigh - #include by 4of12 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess it's probably just a reflex action against spam-like resume submission (he cites 3000 applicants for a PC support tech), but I have to cringe that resumes get pre-processed by machine.

    Soon applicants will achieve homogeneity in resumes, devoid of any real persona...

    • PHP, 5 years experience
    • MySQL 6 years experience, senior project lead, architect
    • Apache 3.0pre9, principal developer, 9 years experience
    • .NET original architectural team, 15 years experience
    • Java2EE, 23 years experience
    • Linux kernel developer, 497 years experience
    • MCSE since 1954
    • SANS certified since 213 B.C.
    • CCNE since Cheops finished the pyramid
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  5. My new resume by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny
    This article has excellent advice for writing a resume in this age of Internet search engines. I've already rewritten mine. Here it is:

    Resume Resume Resume Resume Resume

    Java C Windows Windows Motivated C++ C SQL Teamwork C++ Perl C GDI C++ Perl Teamwork Windows Perl SQL SQL Motivated Windows GDI C++ Windows Self-Starter Perl C++ C C++ C++ GDI Motivated Self-Starter Python C++ Java Java C++ Python C++

    Motivated Teamwork Python Motivated C++ Perl Motivated Perl C Java Self-Starter Windows GDI Self-Starter Java GDI Motivated C++ Windows Windows Windows Teamwork Self-Starter GDI Self-Starter C C Windows SQL Windows Python Python GDI Motivated GDI Perl Teamwork SQL Perl Self-Starter Java Python GDI Teamwork Teamwork Motivated Java SQL Windows Perl Teamwork SQL C++

    Self-Starter C++ GDI Java Python Windows Perl C++ GDI Windows Teamwork C GDI Python Perl C++ Perl C C++ Self-Starter Teamwork Motivated Python Java Teamwork Java Motivated Motivated Teamwork Motivated Python Self-Starter Java Python C++ SQL Python Teamwork Python Self-Starter Java Teamwork Teamwork C++ C++ Self-Starter Motivated GDI Motivated Windows Motivated GDI C++ GDI Windows Python Perl C Python Teamwork Python Self-Starter Windows Motivated SQL C++ GDI GDI SQL SQL C Self-Starter C++ Java GDI SQL GDI Self-Starter C Teamwork Motivated Motivated SQL SQL Self-Starter

    Self-Starter Motivated C Teamwork Motivated Teamwork SQL Windows Java Windows C Windows SQL C++ Teamwork Python GDI Java C++ Python GDI

  6. a bit late by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny


    1999: "How To Get Hired As An Open Source Developer"

    2001: "How To Get Hired As A Developer"

    2002: "How To Get Hired"

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