How Well Did You Fare on "Black Friday"?

Quixote asks: "''Black Friday' is about over now. Though I wasn't among the faithful who queued up to get into the stores, I could see massive traffic jams in the local Best Buy, Target, etc. on my drive in to work. But it looks like the online offerings of some of the retailers are also pretty much slashdotted (I'm downloading a 500KB rebate form from CompUSA rebate center at the blazing speed of 800bytes/sec as I submit this story). So, how many of you avoided the long checkout lines and used the 'net instead? What are your experiences? What 'killer' deals did you get online, that you wouldn't have gotten in the store? And what are your thoughts on this whole phenomenon: why shouldn't the stores just get rid of this 'lets open the store at an unearthly hour' practice, and just move all of the 'Black Friday' sales online?"

Comments

Eh?

[Anonymous Coward]

What the hell is this 'Black Friday'? The end of negro appreciation week?

Re:racist shut up nigger sugarbitch DEATH oven

[Anonymous Coward]

Death. i want to render all you niggers into dead niggers, turn you into nigger charcoal, and use your nigger fat for lubrication when i rape and kill your nigger wife's ass. you little nigger. and i want to process your nigger children into food, lampshades, fertilizer, vaseline and other organic animal products. i wish my oven in jermany could roast you niggers - some fuckers made me turn them off and fake my death. i ate barbecued nigger, its nice here in argentine, we cook and eat nigger kids all the time. nigger bone marrow makes good soup stock, nigger muscle tastes a bit like pork, because niggers are pigs. nigger organs and eyes can help even this old retired Fuhrer stay alive a lot longer and young, and nigger teeth are fake gold, so we cant use them, but we make nigger hair into brillo pads. death to all niggers

chocolate drop junglebunny spear chucker fucking dirty jigaboo spook nigger

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tsarkon reports on butt puss.

[Anonymous Coward]

Thank you for that input. I could see, and talk of, butt puss with no propensity to laugh, or feel uncomfortable with the terminology.

However, when Commanderette-Taco, Homos, PigGirlNeil and others here want to felch a puss ridden rancid anus, lick butt puss, and fuck a butt puss-ridden ass after picking the scabs off and letting the puss run to lube up is where I draw the line.

And a fine troll it is. I wouldn't even be doing this if they would stop the 2 posts a day limit on troll accounts. The mass moderation system has turned into a groupthink mobocratic sledgehammer that gets wielded recklessly by a roving herd of mediocritomatons.

Death to the opressors!