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Cancer Mouse Not Patentable in Canada

Proaxiom writes "The Globe and Mail is reporting the Supreme Court of Canada ruled today that OncoMouse, the so-called 'Harvard Mouse' that is especially prone to cancer, cannot be patented under Canadian law. The hapless rodent still enjoys patent protection in the U.S., Japan and much of Europe. So there is at least one place where higher life forms cannot be patented, but I am not familiar enough with the intricacies of international intellectual property treaties to figure out the consequences of the discrepancy. I'm sure countless IANAL's will be willing to offer opinions."

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  1. Cancer mouse? by Shadowlion · · Score: 2, Funny

    Any relation to Danger Mouse?

  2. Higher lifeform? by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Funny

    the so-called 'Harvard Mouse' that is especially prone to cancer...So there is at least one place where higher life forms cannot be patented

    Prone to Cancer = higher life form? You're views are ass backward, friend.

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    1. Re:Higher lifeform? by Wampus+Aurelius · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think that comment is supposed to mean that custom made germs and bacteria are patentable, whereas higher lifeforms than that are not.

      But wouldn't it be something if humans were patentable? I'd take out patents George W. Bush, Carrot Top, Rush Limbaugh, and all the members of N'Sync and The Backstreet Boys just to prevent anyone from making any more of them.

    2. Re:Higher lifeform? by Dannon · · Score: 5, Funny

      But wouldn't it be something if humans were patentable?

      Next news flash: Cancer Man not patentable. Trademarked, maybe.

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    3. Re:Higher lifeform? by All+Names+Have+Been · · Score: 2, Funny

      Prone to Cancer = higher life form? You're views are ass backward, friend.

      Ahem. That's bass ackward, my friend.

    4. Re:Higher lifeform? by Negatyfus · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, see? You got it all wrong. These mice only make it seem to us they are especially prone to cancer. We make think we're the ones performing experiments on these clever little rodents, but that's the whole thing. It's all part of their experiment.

      Just ask Douglas Adams. Oh, wait. You can't. He's dead. Damn.

  3. Karmic suicide by binaryDigit · · Score: 4, Funny

    So there is at least one place where higher life forms cannot be patented

    Mainly because there are no higher forms of life there.

    Sorry, had to say it, but I actually love Canada.

  4. So, if these mice breed... by seldolivaw · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do they have to pay a royalty?

    "Congratulations, it's a boy! That'll be $1.50."

  5. Oh boy! by RandyF · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean we can all move to Canada and have a bunch of sickly mouse pets to play with? Oh what joy. ;>

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  6. Re:Mouse Smuggling by WetCat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm... it seems to me they can smuggle itself! Just put a large box with the mice on one side of a bordes, a large piece of cheese on another, and open the box.
    Mice will go to another border and IANAL, but its seems to me that it's perfectly legal - they will just migrate!

  7. Re:Mouse Smuggling by fobbman · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's Richard Gere been doing lately?

  8. The truth.com by Mothra+the+III · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this mean anyone in Canada will be able to make those stupid smoking mouse commercials?

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  9. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

    Researchers in the US are also smuggling in tax-free cigarettes for the mice to smoke during the studies.

  10. Dental Plan by Yakov+Smirnoff · · Score: 0, Funny

    Cancer Mouse needs braces!

  11. Can I patent StupidPeople... by daemonc · · Score: 5, Funny

    and keep them from reproducing without my permission?

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  12. Patent infringement... by BSOD+from+above · · Score: 2, Funny

    if they patented mouse cancer, could they sue for infringement.

    I wonder if I can patent greed.

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  13. a mouse without a patent by squarefish · · Score: 5, Funny

    Walt Disney must be spinning in his grave!

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  14. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean that smuggling OncoMice across the border to Canadian medical researchers will become the new Hot Item on the black market?

    A bigger question- can I patent the process of smuggling OncoMice across the border?

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  15. I finally figured it all out by gi-tux · · Score: 5, Funny

    All this patent and IP stuff must have come from Egypt. I now know why we don't know how the pyramids were built. The folks that owned the companies doing the work patented and copyrighted everything. They punished anyone that spoke of it with the DMCA (Digging and Movers Copyright Act) and thus soon the technology was forgotten.

    This is probably why we don't have any of the music or movies from that era as well. They were covered by the MPAA (Movies and Pyramids Acrhitects Association) and the RIAA (Ra Is An Artist).

    If this stuff keeps up, it won't be too many years until everything here will be forgotten as well, due to the fact that no one can say anything, do anything, or even think about anything.

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  16. RELATED stories - and Rodent Rights! by saskboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Canada is very unfriendly to some rodents, yet worships others. We have Wiarton Willie our groundhog in Ontario, the beaver as our national animal and on our nickel, Gainer the gopher [lovable SK Roughriders CFL mascot], yet in Alberta we have outlawed rats! Now we've outlawed patented mice! This tramples on rodent rights!

    CBC's version of events

    The mouse genome project - A success!

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  17. Let's Sing! by The+Turd+Report · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whose the tumor riddled rat that isn't patentable at all?
    C-A-N C-E-R M-O-U-S-E. Cancer Mouse! CancerMouse.
    We treat him with drugs and hope he doesn't die, die, die.

  18. But did they listen to me? Nooooooo! by paiute · · Score: 3, Funny

    Screw the OncoMouse. How many people are going to buy one? Science geeks and Poindexters is all. I told DuPont (when they had the rights to it) that the big bucks would be in OncoHamster, OncoRabbit, OncoKitty, and OncoPuppy. Every parent would buy a small mammal for the kids if they were guaranteed that in six months - once the kid stopped feeding it and playing with it and was generally bored with the whole ownership thing, the animal would go off to the big pet shop in the sky.

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  19. Re:Mouse Smuggling by xinit · · Score: 5, Funny
    I think everyone's missing the point - we won't allow the mouse to be patented in Canada. This means that anyone can create pirate mice and sell them.

    I think we'll be smuggling them into the USA, not the other way around. Throwing in a free Generic Cancer Mouse with each pack of smuggled smokes the scientists import for their cancer studies.

    I'm picturing little wooden-legged mice saying "Arrrr!"...

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  20. Re:Some Legal Implications by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Congratulations!

    You spelled "Canadian" correctly only 3 out of 9 times! You're now qualified to work as a Slashdot editor!

  21. Re:Cool by Telastyn · · Score: 4, Funny

    US-Canadian tensions? The US has a vast nuclear arsenal. Canada has a vast number of Quebecoi. Advantage: Canada

  22. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "IANAL, but its seems to me that it's perfectly legal - they will just migrate!"

    This means that, since it facilitates the theft of intellectual property, cheese is now illegal under the DMCA.

  23. Build a better mousetrap? by AtariEric · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah, just build a worse mouse.

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  24. Re:Patenting Life Forms by Qender · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the plus side however, the major corporations will eventually patent different forms of cancer, and they'll have to cure anyone who isn't authorised to have it.