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  1. Re:Replacement for air travel on Chinese MagLev Train Opens Next Week · · Score: -1
    I would rather travel on land then air.
    But these trains travel in the air...
  2. Re:Great way to detect traffic jams on Wireless Street Lamps for Traffic Monitoring · · Score: -1

    My car has no electronics under the bonnet at all. How do you like that crank start?

  3. Obligatory... on Gaim Speaks Out on MSN Ban · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In Soviet Russia, MSN Bans unofficial you!

  4. In Soviet Russia... on Australian Court Doubles CD Importers' Fines · · Score: -1, Troll

    Fines import CDs for you!

  5. In Soviet Russia... on Divx Now Adware Supported Only · · Score: -1, Troll

    In Soviet Russia... editors read linked pages

  6. In Soviet Russia... on Stimulated Gamma Decay Weapons · · Score: -1

    ...we fear another arms race. I urge the US government to reconsider these weapons. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, and it's always the innocent that gets hurt.

  7. Arms race? on Stimulated Gamma Decay Weapons · · Score: -1

    This in fact could start an arms race, which will lead to the inevitable return of in Soviet Russia jokes on Slashdot. It's been said what goes around, comes around and this is no different.

  8. Re:Headline is wrong on Microsoft Code at Fault for Half of all Windows Crashes · · Score: -1

    To some people the glass is half full, to other's it's half empty. In actual fact it doesn't matter how you say it because it means the exact same thing.

  9. Is Microsoft really to blame? on Microsoft Code at Fault for Half of all Windows Crashes · · Score: -1

    In Soviet Russia, bad code at fault for Microsoft.

  10. Soviet Russia on GUI Toolkits for the X Window System · · Score: -1

    My native tounge is russian, so I would like to choose the best toolkit for other languages. All the above choices seem to cater to the english speaking crowd only. Sure you can change the language that the GUI displays, but I mean the actual code. Where is a GUI API that is in russian?

  11. In Soviet Russia... on Win32 Blaster Worm is on the Rise · · Score: -1

    ...we patch our machines on time so we don't suffer from problems like this. The lax American attitude is entirely to blame for this outbreak. Education is the key, but American culture seems insistant on keeping computer terminology dumbed down to the point that the information isn't useful to anyone. People will never understand the terminology and how computers work until we start talking at the level neccessary to convey the information.

  12. Back from the dead on LWCE Wrapup · · Score: -1

    In Soviet Russia, Beowulf cluster imagines you!

  13. Re:Just Imagine.... on Review Of Yopy 3700 Linux PDA · · Score: -1

    In Soviet Russia, Beowulf clusters you.

  14. IIS? on Russia's Role in the ISS in Trouble · · Score: -1

    In Soviet Russia, Internet Information Services and International Space Station the same thing!

  15. In Soviet Russia... on Human vs Computer Intelligence · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Computer Intelligence vs. you!!!

  16. I am a robot, do as I say... on Cancer Mouse Not Patentable in Canada · · Score: 0

    I am a cancer mouse, do as I say!!!!!!!!!

  17. Re:In Soviet Russia... on William Shatner Replies · · Score: 0

    Put it in H!

  18. Re:In Soviet Russia on Cancer Mouse Not Patentable in Canada · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, the shark jumps you!!!

  19. Dental Plan on Cancer Mouse Not Patentable in Canada · · Score: 0, Funny

    Cancer Mouse needs braces!

  20. In Soviet Russia on Cancer Mouse Not Patentable in Canada · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    In Soviet Russia, Cancer Mouse patents you!!

  21. Obligatory... on Free Software, Free Society · · Score: -1, Funny
    Free Software, Free Society is divided into four sections:
    One: The GNU Project and Free Software (10 chapters)
    Two: Copyright, Copyleft, and Patents (6 chapters)
    Three: Freedom, Society and Software (5 chapters)
    Four: The Licenses
    Five: ???
    Six: Profit!
  22. In Soviet Russia.... on SETI@Home Revisits Its 100 Best Signals · · Score: -1, Redundant

    ...SETI@Home revists You!