Studying Avalanches A Little Too Closely
Makarand writes "ABC News has
an interesting
article about a Professor in
Montana State University who is trying to
perfect avalanche prediction techniques. He studies
avalanches using the 'direct method,' i.e. he
sets off an avalanche and puts himself right
ahead of it so that he gets buried alive, a routine he has been doing for 20 years now.
His goal is to be able to use data about the climate, mountain topography and snow microstructure in a model to forecast if we
are prone to avalanche conditions."
Before anyone says "Whoa, what and idiot!" or "heheheh *stupid snow-related joke* hehehe", I'd just like to say:
"Thank you for saving the lives of people you'll probably never meet, and who will never know that it was you who saved them."
I mean, come on - I just don't want this guy buried in an avalanche of negative comments. I mean, that might be like giving him the cold shoulder...
Okay, I'm going to stop now. Just leave it at the "thanks for the life-saving stuff..."
...but it's being eaten...by some...Linux or something...
Isn't natural selection supposed to take guys like this out of the gene pool?
Phase 1: ?
Phase 2: IN SOVIET RUSSIA there is only Phase 2!
Phase 3: ?
Hey, I've been using this guy's 'direct method' with collapsing buildings. I'll have to go look this guy up to compare notes. ;)
then how can anything as far as climate and conditions affect any sort of out come to his study.... it could be bright and sunny or cold and over cast, or whatever, but if hes making these things then none of that matters as they will happen when ever, or am i missing something?
he sets off an avalanche and puts himself right ahead of it so that he gets buried alive
Sounds like studying spam by giving out your e-mail address in an EFNet warez channel...
Or submitting a story with a link to the site you run off your DSL connection to Slashdot, and then trying to surf the 'net...
Somewhere, Charles Darwin is covering his face and crying
As a serious scientist, I'm worried that having the same person buried again and again will skew the results of this study.
I have a short list here that will help fix this otherwise wonderful experiment.
Keep your packets off my GNU/Girlfriend!
The description of his activities are very misleading in the slashdot article. The ABC article is very much worth the read.
if you actually read the abc story you'll find that he's not, as implied by the slashdot post, merely standing in the path of these avalanches wearing nothing but ski goggles and goretex. he's in a wooden bunker that's bolted to the bedrock and packed with instrumentation. this gives him not only live data from the basal layer of the avalanche, but an up-close experience that helps him interpret that data in a more insightful way. of course, you could probably accomplish the same by giving thermometers to a bunch of graduate students and telling them, "stand over there. no, not in the trees, out there on the slope. wait right there while i push this button."
Dear Professor,
Due to your dedication to your work for the past 20 years and the obvious amount of intelligence required for your research, I would like to officially welcome you into the running for next years Darwin awards.
This prestigious award is only given to a lucky few, unfortunately many are not recognized until after their deaths. However, we do encourage you to continue your work and hopefully you will be next years winner. Good luck.
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I'm sure this guy's watched that series a wee bit too much. But I support him completely for making science more fun. Imagine the number of snowboarder teens flocking to colleges to make a career of major spills. Maybe the scientific journal paper by this guy is signed "Awesome Dude". Envy of many PHDs I'm sure.
"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you." -Nim Chimpsky
Less than half of 1 percent of all avalanche fatalities involve avalanche professionals.
:)
Considering that avalanche professionals are probably less than 1/1000th of 1 percent of the population, I think maybe I'll just get a job shuffling papers
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- - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
The fact that he has spotters outside to dig him out if he gets trapped and that he's in a prebuilt shed to give him a rather sizeable air pocket with someone else.
May we never see th