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Human vs Computer Intelligence

DrLudicrous writes "The NYTimes is running an article regarding tests devised to differentiate from human and computer intelligence. One example are captchas, which can consists of a picture of words, angled and superimposed. A human will be able to read past the superposition, while a computer will not, and thus fails the test. It also goes a bit into some of Turing's predictions of what computers would be like by the year 2000."

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  1. Difference = Taunting by Fastball · · Score: 5, Funny

    The difference between computer and human intelligence is the human ability to revel in his. That is, taunt others. Until a computer can get in my grill and explain to me on a colorful fashion that I am nothing more than a grab-ass-tic piece of *human* sh!t, then I won't think much of computers.

  2. The New Turing Test? by Flamesplash · · Score: 5, Funny

    A I mentioned at the bottom of this journal entry. I think a new version of the Turing test should be whether a computer can tell the difference between a Human and a Computer.

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    "Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door." - Emily Dickinson
  3. Re:Non-issue. by Subcarrier · · Score: 5, Funny

    You have a point, though. Data can read, unlike 23% of the American population.

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    "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them." -- George H. W. Bush
  4. A much more accurate test... by craenor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Involves measuring pupil dilation when asked a series of personal questions...very good method.

  5. Re:Human intelligence by guidobot · · Score: 5, Funny
    hey, that's a truly well thought out and insightful post. EXCEPT for that the article is about how to prevent computers from automatically signing up for yahoo accounts (or pretending to be human online). frankly, i don't think yahoo is interested in the "lack of hormonal responses coming from every part of the body" -- unless they can find a hormone-testing software package they can use as part of the registration process.

    RTFA... that applies to moderators too.

  6. Taco Test by plip · · Score: 5, Funny

    I simply use my "Taco Test" (Inspired by the Invader Zim cartoon) to thwart chat bots and telemarketers. It's an amazing, powerful test that no computer or automated script can withstand.

    I ask the "suspected bot" if they like tacos. If they give me an intelligent answer, they are not a bot. If they give me an answer like "Wanna see my hot pics go to http://192.168.1.112/hotbabezzzz.pl?2345" Then they are a bot.

    This test also works on telemarketers in a slightly different fashion. I tell them to "STOP... I'll only buy your product if you send me a taco with it. If not, no deal." since there are big logistical problems with sending me a taco, they are thwarted every time. I'm sure this test would work equally well with any obscure food item.

  7. Re:Non-issue. by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> You have a point, though. Data can read, unlike 23% of the American population

    He also got laid, unlike 97% of the slashdot population.

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    I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
  8. Re:Maybe.. by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 5, Funny

    What I mean is, I don't think an intelligent being would be capable of creating something that is more intelligent than himself.

    My dad was :).

  9. Re:One More Cool Item... by guidobot · · Score: 5, Funny
    I remember that -- i was a student at CMU at the time. Someone posted to a widely read messageboard (misc.market) about the poll, and it was off to the races after that. Pretty funny.

    A related story was the time I saw on Boston.com that one of their editors was getting a haircut and they had posted an online poll for users to choose a style. Remembering CMU's adventures in slashdot polling, I posted to that same messageboard a plea for students to help the poor guy out.

    4000 robo-votes later, he had a mohawk. Then they showed pictures of him going home for mother's day, and his dad's embarassed look. The best part was the quote from the editor at the end of the story -- "I had fun with this and I hope all those hackers out there did too."

    So, see, geeks? You too can make a difference.