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Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts Sake

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the anything-is-art-if-your-can-justify-it dept.

ungulation writes "A joint project of SFMOMA, The Goethe-Institut, ZKM Karlsruhe, and the Walker Art Center, a group called CrossFade broadcast the entire linux kernel 2.4.18. From the CrossFade website: "In Free Radio Linux, the entire source code of the Linux kernel will be webcast over the Internet. A speech synthesizer will convert into talk radio the 4,141,432 lines of code, which will take about 600 days to read." According to the Free Radio Linux website the stream is only available in ogg-vorbis format."

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  1. Damn... by phyberop · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only problem is that they will keep interrupting the stream each time a new kernel is released.

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    I'm anispeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.
  2. Say Goodbye to WMA by ageitgey · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to the Free Radio Linux website the stream is only available in ogg-vorbis format.

    Microsoft understands and now finally the open source community does too! It's not about having a better codec (ogg vs. wma), but making the hot content that people want avaliable. Well, I think it's obvious to everyone that with ogg's virtual monopoly on voice synth spoken linux kernel broadcasts, wma's days are numbered.

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    Uninnovate - Only the finest in engineering.
  3. If you play it backwards.... by Fesh · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...does a creepy disembodied voice chant "Microsoft developers are weenies"?

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    --Fesh
    Kill -9 'em all, let root@localhost sort 'em out.
  4. In other news... by archeopterix · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft paid the 100 most popular Hollywood actors to read aloud the contents of Windows XP installation CD image. "That will clearly demonstrate the superiority of closed source software" says the new Microsoft CEO, Mickey Mouse.

  5. Awesome! by cporter · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is awesome! Now, does anyone have a speech-to-text program that accepts ogg streams as input?

  6. Re:Hmm... could be raunchy by rogueuk · · Score: 4, Funny

    have you looked at some of those comments? it's hilarious:

    ./Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl:650: If you don't see why, please stay the fuck away from my code.
    ./arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c:759:#if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude... */
    ./arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c:2: * irixioctl.c: A fucking mess...
    ./arch/parisc/kernel/signal.c:229: printk("fuckup in sys_rt_sigreturn, sending SIGSEGV\n");
    ./arch/parisc/kernel/signal.c:372: /* ARGH! Fucking brain damage. You don't want to know. */
    ./include/asm-mips/mmu_context.h:18:/* Fuck. The f-word is here so you can grep for it :-) */