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Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts Sake

ungulation writes "A joint project of SFMOMA, The Goethe-Institut, ZKM Karlsruhe, and the Walker Art Center, a group called CrossFade broadcast the entire linux kernel 2.4.18. From the CrossFade website: "In Free Radio Linux, the entire source code of the Linux kernel will be webcast over the Internet. A speech synthesizer will convert into talk radio the 4,141,432 lines of code, which will take about 600 days to read." According to the Free Radio Linux website the stream is only available in ogg-vorbis format."

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  1. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Dunark · · Score: 4, Informative

    Am I the only person that thinks this is a massively stupid waste of time?

  2. Damn... by phyberop · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only problem is that they will keep interrupting the stream each time a new kernel is released.

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    1. Re:Damn... by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Funny

      Kinda a race... which will happen first, the stream finishes or they get a new kernel out?

  3. Say Goodbye to WMA by ageitgey · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to the Free Radio Linux website the stream is only available in ogg-vorbis format.

    Microsoft understands and now finally the open source community does too! It's not about having a better codec (ogg vs. wma), but making the hot content that people want avaliable. Well, I think it's obvious to everyone that with ogg's virtual monopoly on voice synth spoken linux kernel broadcasts, wma's days are numbered.

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  4. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Fesh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Geez, folks... It's performance art. If everything had to be practical, this'd be one hell of a dull world. I mean, what practical use does a performance of The Nutcracker Suite (for instance) have?

    As geeky as we geeks are, artists are at a whole other level of weird. Accept it and stick to what you're good at, huh?

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  5. Seriously! by cybermace5 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I use Linux, and have used it for years. I enjoy its flexibilty and the ease I can "open the hood" and see how things are working.

    But something like this.... Does this make people think "Wow, Linux is Free Speech and Good" or "Wow, Linux users are a bunch of loonies with a religious bent and more concerned with ideals rather than developing a serious OS my business can depend on."

    I don't see how this is useful or good in any way. 600 days? I just say, "Why?"

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    1. Re:Seriously! by cybermace5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, the people broadcasting the kernel for 600 days sound like they're on the MS payroll. It's stupid, and won't help Linux's claim for being a solid alternative OS, just the OS of people who want to waste time and resources....

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  6. If you play it backwards.... by Fesh · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...does a creepy disembodied voice chant "Microsoft developers are weenies"?

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    1. Re:If you play it backwards.... by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

      chant "Microsoft developers are weenies"?

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      I have four words for ya:
      Weenies, weenies, weenies, weenies!
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      Weenies, weenies, weenies, weenies!
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      I...hate...this...company, YEEEEEEEEEEAH!


      If anyone doesn't get it, click here and Microsoft's very own Steve Ballmer will explain it to you.

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  7. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by dirkdidit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    what practical use does a performance of The Nutcracker Suite (for instance) have?
    To some people it's entertaining. Last time I checked entertainment was a pratical use. Look at games, movies, music. All for entertainment. They have a hell of a lot more use than the Linux Kernel being read off line by line.

  8. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by karevoll · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A waste of bandwidth? A waste of resources?

    Maybe, but dont flame the guys for having fun :-)

    .. or I have to remind you of last time you were drunk ;-)

  9. In other news... by archeopterix · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft paid the 100 most popular Hollywood actors to read aloud the contents of Windows XP installation CD image. "That will clearly demonstrate the superiority of closed source software" says the new Microsoft CEO, Mickey Mouse.

  10. Reasons to do it!! by Brent_Litzer · · Score: 3, Funny

    • Give Stephen Hawking 600 days of fame
    • Blind people have rights too
    • People that have never touched a keyboard can now understand the whole Linux thing
    • New method of torture for captured terrorists
    • Noise to break in new stereo speakers
    • To prove that if nobody listens, does it still make a noise?
    • To prove that the Linux community is a bunch of wackos
    • Give the Farscape people something to do
    • To give Gates the evidence that all Linux supporters are freaks to the degree that you should not trust Linux in your business.
    • Show aliens that were are too stupid to be a threat
    • Another topic for small talk at parties
    • To one up the Windows' 2000 text to speech reading of the swap file
    • What else would a normal Linux geek do with extra bandwidth and no fear of ridicule?
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  11. Awesome! by cporter · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is awesome! Now, does anyone have a speech-to-text program that accepts ogg streams as input?

  12. Been done... by Rhubarb+Crumble · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This has been done, but with DeCSS rather than the linux kernel...anyone remember the "descramble song"?

    "This function is void, it takes two args/The first is sec a pointer to 2048 unsigned bytes/That are the encrypted disk sector and will be decrypted"

  13. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by cjpez · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Geez, folks... It's performance art.
    I generally think of performance art as involving humans somehow. If there was a team of *people* reading off the source code day after day after day, then I might agree with you, but it's a speech synthesizer. That's just lame. I could run this at home if I wanted and save the bandwidth.

    Now, you could certainly argue that in today's "postmodern" (whatever the hell that means) world, we must expand our definitions of art and performances, and take an "artist's" word for it when they claim that the landscape around them is their work of art, or that speech-synthesizing kernels is a "performance" of some sort, but I just don't buy it in this case.

  14. For more information: by haggar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Check this infomative link

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  15. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by quigonn · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well, I heard on radio (Ö1 broadcasted it a while ago), and it was quite fun. I even was able to find which file they were currently broadcasting. :-))

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  16. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by ism · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wouldn't call it performance art either. I think of it more as an installation piece. The other posters miss the point; it's not that the piece is entertaining -- reading the source code might be, but listening to synthesized speech reading it sure isn't -- but what questions the piece is putting in front of you.

    Source code is art?

    Source code is speech?

    Source code is free speech?

    I'm not going to listen to this for more than a minute, and I'm sure many other will do the same. The fact that no one will consume the entire piece doesn't make it any less meaningful. The point of the piece is that someone actually went out to do it.

    If it helps, think of it in terms of DeCSS.

  17. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by cjpez · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, I have to disagree. If anyone thinks that they'll be able to use this as part of some legal argument, I suspect they're out of their minds. I admit that there's a bit of geeky funness to the whole thing, but what is this supposed to prove about DeCSS? Or free speech issues? So they're trying to point out that source code is free speech. And they'll broadcast it using a speech synthesizer. Big whoop. I could set up a speech synthesizer and broadcast Stephenson's _Cryptonomicon_ if I wanted, that doesn't make it public domain. I could set up a speech synthesizer to rattle off the machine code for Windows, that doesn't make it free software. And just because I set up a speech synthesizer to plod through the Linux source code doesn't somehow make it "free speech," no matter how much someone's trying to convince us it's "art."

  18. Re:Hmm... could be raunchy by rogueuk · · Score: 4, Funny

    have you looked at some of those comments? it's hilarious:

    ./Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl:650: If you don't see why, please stay the fuck away from my code.
    ./arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c:759:#if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude... */
    ./arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c:2: * irixioctl.c: A fucking mess...
    ./arch/parisc/kernel/signal.c:229: printk("fuckup in sys_rt_sigreturn, sending SIGSEGV\n");
    ./arch/parisc/kernel/signal.c:372: /* ARGH! Fucking brain damage. You don't want to know. */
    ./include/asm-mips/mmu_context.h:18:/* Fuck. The f-word is here so you can grep for it :-) */

  19. The REALLY interesting question by Banjonardo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The really interesting question is to see what kernel we're on by then. (600 days later.)

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