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In-Depth Look At Matrix Previews
QuietKarma writes "Consider this the first of next year's ads for Matrixx Reloaded and Matrixx Revolutions releases. Here's some semi-official poop from MSNBC with some spoilers. Or you can do what I did and read about halfway through without learning how Reloaded will end. Either that or wait until Harry at Ain't It Cool News comes out with his list of spoilers."
The movie is so hotly anticipated that they've added another 'x' to each title...
Either that or both feature a lot of pole dancing in Zion...
--The space between my ears was intentionally left blank--
Dunno about soup or cabbage... ...all I know is... ...there is no spoon.
Am I missing something or did the submitter of a story about the Matrix sequels really misspell "Matrix" twice?
What I'm listening to now on Pandora...
From the column of Mark Millar, comic book writer:
"A baby-sitter two nights in a row is close to impossible in our family so I stuck on my old copy of The Matrix as a poor sub for a night out. It was the first time Gill had ever seen it and she actually managed to ruin it for me completely by pointing out a major plot hurdle the next two films really better explain. We're all living in The Matrix, right? We're all slaves to the robotic parasites who use our bodies as batteries while they distract us with our nice, glamorous lives in what we perceive to be the real world, right? Neo is The One who's going to free us from these evil robot masters and help us all wake up and reclaim our planet, right? So far, so good, but the world we reclaim is a post-nuclear nightmare, brother! No sun, no fun, no food, no nice clothes, no new comics every Wednesday or Thursday. Imagine everything and everyone you know suddenly switching off as you open your eyes in your little special effects pod and Lawrence bloody Fishburne is standing there with a nuclear winter blowing behind him, telling us he's saved humanity.
Thanks a lot, Morpheus, you big, fucking twat."
dispite the recent 'jackass' stunts done on tv, a teenager will try to jump into another person, or jump off a cliff, or get into a telephone booth while getting a dump truck to smash into them... and then joe lieberman will want these movies controlled :)
Runnin' On Empty
LOTR does not have sequels...
its just one long movie divided into 3 parts!
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And, if you believe Back to the Future 2, we need an AWFUL lot of Jaws sequels between now and 2015.
So, the article says that they capture the keymaker who has all the keys to the doors in the matrix.
I hope that this movie is a little more than Neo and Trinity slapping the keymaker around in a room on the Nebuchadnezzar, yelling "sign my certificate! SIGN MY CERTIFICATE! SIGN IT NOW!"
If tits were wings it'd be flying around.
I've been attacked by a grammer troll. Maybe that's a syntax troll? Ah who cares, I've been trolled!
"Whoa. Deja vu."
"What?"
"I saw a mispelling go by, then I saw another one, just like it."
"How much like it? Was it the same mispelling?"
"I dunno, might've been."
Good judgment comes from experience.
Experience comes from bad judgment.
"There is no story."
This is left as an exercise for the reader.