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Freshmeat Launches Mac OS X Section

Liedra writes "After announcing Mac OS X software surreptitiously within its main section for the past several months, freshmeat has now launched a section totally devoted to the platform. Read the article by scoop and visit the section directly." Since I switched my primary laptop to OS X, I'm glad to see scoop do this. (Note, Freshmeat & Slashdot are both owned by OSDN.)

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  1. OS X is OS Ten by Real+World+Stuff · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Please remeber that

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    If we don't fight for ourselves no one will.
    1. Re:OS X is OS Ten by belloc · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      OS X is OS Ten...Please remeber [sic] that

      First of all, what's your point?

      Second of all, no it's not. The official name of the current point version of the OS is "Mac OS X version 10.2". It's a completely different beast than, and has a different name than, say, "Mac OS version 9.2".

      One is called "Mac OS X", the other is called "Mac OS". Yeah, maybe it's partly a marketing gimmick, but really, what you find under the hood (unlike with most marketing gimmicks) is completely different. Mac OS X is an operating system in many ways totally unlike Mac OS, and the difference in naming reflects that. It's not just "one louder".

      Belloc

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      I got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mangoes.
  2. This is definitely first post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Now someone tell me how brilliant I am because I'm not some fat lazy xenophobic Yank.

  3. Interesting, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    As open source picks up steam, it is time to look at the Movement from a business standpoint. Namely, what kind of metrics exist to analyze a free software project and determine whether or not it is successful? Certianly not sales, because the software is free..

    I've thought of a couple of possibilities but, like everything, they have pros and cons:

    First, we could measure the number of downloads or, perhaps more accurately, the amount of bandwith spent on downloads. This would be kind of a negative performance metric, in that more mney spent (and therefore lost, since no money is being paid for the software) is actually a metric of success! That boggles the mind in that the more money a free software project loses, the more successful it is! I don't think that will take off as a widely accepted metric however, fo obvious reasons. I also don't think it works, since many people may download open source software, fail to get it to perform properly, and simply never use it again, so the metrics would suffer from variance.

    So, my second idea is to create a small piece of open source code that could be embedded in all open source software, perhaps as a part of GPL requirements - sort of an EULA, if you will. This code could then connect to a master server owned by a corporation who's job it is to track all OSS usage and report monthly metrics. Perhaps it should be a government organization, since a company might not want to take such a thankless task.

    What are your thoughts?

  4. What OSX Users Really Want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ohhh, My head! What the hell had Mike spiked the punch with This time?
    Something squirmed by my side. I absently stroked the furry being.. Wait a
    second! I don't own a dog.. A wet nose slid across my chest, followed by a warm
    tongue. It found a nipple, and teased the flesh into hardness.. I groaned
    quietly. The other one was also attacked. A paw grasped my erection.. Now wait
    just one cotton-pickin' Min... The 'Page' licked my stomach. Page? I opened my
    eyes in time to watch a bear-like creature slide it's black lips around my red
    cock-tip.. My?!? The thing was almost a foot-long, with a pointed tip. The
    monster throbbed in the creature's paws, as it rotated them around the fleshy
    pole. I groaned again.. Who, or whatever it was, the being had talent. A knock
    came at a door. I scanned the room. A large bed, a creature slowly engulfing my
    cock, coats-of-arms.. Just Great! "My Lord..." Uh, oh... Now I'm in for it!
    "Enter and be welcome." Now where the hell did that come from? Out of reflex,
    the being I now inhabited had spoken. 'Ok body,' I said to myself, 'It's your
    show...' The creature, very much male, if what my claws curled around was any
    indication, sucked quietly on me.

    I felt his tonsils rub against the top of my penis. How the hell did he
    breathe? In walked.. Somebody. It didn't appear to be perturbed that I had a
    male nursing at my groin. In fact the being seemed to relax at the sight. "I
    had a.. Vision. And feared for your safety." My mouth grinned. "And why is
    that, Wizard.." Claws curled around my balls, rolling them around, heightening
    my pleasure.. The carbon-copy of what nursed at my groin shrugged under the
    purple robe. Revolving my paw, I offered the maleness in it to the creature. He
    declined.. But I could tell he wouldn't mind nibbling on the carrot.. Was I
    seeing out of another's eyes? No, I was here.. Orgasm made me grit my teeth.
    Thick ejaculate splashed over my wrist. "Pardon me.." Fa'Akl bowed, as I lifted
    the 'Page', drinking the semen dripping from his cock. I wanted very much to
    swallow the length, and get another mouthful.. But something prevented me.
    Damn! I couldn't even enjoy the slimy stuff that matted my fur. The cub took my
    paw in his and very thoroughly cleaned it off. I picked up a piece of fruit,
    and tossed it to the creature. The Page bowed to me, to Robe, then shuffled
    out, closing the door behind him. I had another problem.

    Since I was now Fully awake, my body was no longer on auto-pilot.. It wanted
    instructions.. And I didn't have any! Groaning, I leaning back onto the bed.
    "None of that.." Paws grabbed mine and levered me up. He was close enough to
    kiss.. Something surged through me. Or rather, Something no longer held me
    back.. I leaned forward, pressing my muzzle against his. The paws grabbed my
    arms harder.. I opened my eyes to stare into darker ones.. Claws shoved me
    down, sliding up to press against my shoulders. Not even for a moment did our
    mouths come apart.. I slid my tongue out to caress the upper lip. The bruin
    groaned, and allowed the tip inside.. There it was latched onto by sharp fangs.
    The wizard lifted his shaggy head.. I followed it up, having no choice... He
    let go, sighing. I gave him another kiss. "Who are you?" Good question.. I
    grabbed for his cock which was digging into my belly. The paw was slapped away.
    "You are not Isskem.. I repeat, Who Are You?" In one quick motion I flipped the
    animal over, onto the floor. He fell with a *Whoof*.. Leaning over, I scooped
    up the fat nut-sack in a paw and held them, none too gently. Moving his robe
    out of the way, I gave the half-erection incentive to grow.

    My other paw wandered up to fondle a big hairy breast as I sprawled beside him,
    caressing the creature. "I truly don't know.." He opened his mouth, and I
    pulled on his balls. "Softly, Please. I have no wish to make you a eunuch...
    "Now then.." I gave his bobbing cock a long lick. "First, I want a mouthful of
    This.. Agreed?" Fa'Akl most wholeheartedly agreed when I nibbled on the fleshy
    tip. "Second, I want to know Who I am supposed to be.." That got a chuckle.
    "Dead.." A paw pressed against my head, pushing me back down, as I had already
    swallowed half of the thick penis, and was lifting off it in surprise. I bit
    the pole.. "By whose hand?" I growled around it. The bruin jerked up, slapping
    both paws onto my muzzle. I allowed my head to be lifted, but not all the way
    off. I repeated the question, biting deeper into the flesh, giving a jerk to
    his balls. "Open." My jaw unhinged. What? "Open." My claws spread apart. Before
    he could say anything more, I latched onto the muzzle with my other paw. He put
    both paws up and tried to wrest it free. I pulled him closer. After a momentary
    shudder of revulsion, I pressed my tongue against his nose. Then latched my arm
    onto his so he could not pull the muscle off.

    The animal looked puzzled.. Until he tried to breathe. Air bubbled against my
    tongue.. The nostrils widened against the blockage and all that came in was
    saliva. The wizard did the one thing I didn't expect.. He went limp. I shifted
    and fell on top of the animal. My mouth was full of his muzzle.. I felt his
    breath go inside my lungs, as he blew out. Filled his own with my exhalation.
    We both relaxed.. Lay on our sides, breathing each other's air.. Slowly he
    moved his head back. Closed my mouth. Kissed it.. " 'Twas not me, Man." My ears
    twitched.. Did I hear that right? "Nothing can be hidden from us.. I have given
    you warmth.." The oath was ingrained in my new body's bones. I repeated it, not
    really sure what I had just said. "So, Life-Mate.. Who are you?" I fondled his
    cock, and dropped my head as he winced. "Sorry.." A paw shoved my chin up. "You
    fought for your life.. I understand - But.." The claws held my muzzle, when I
    shifted closer to the penis. "I am not sure I trust you close to it yet.." I
    wrapped my tongue around the longest claw on his paw and tugged it into my
    mouth. I again pressed my teeth to the flesh, but much more gently. And only so
    I could unravel the fleshy ribbon.

    After that I hollowed my cheeks, sucking wantonly on the digit. Lapped at it,
    imagining it a cock.. My paws stroked the furry arm, as I slid my snout over
    the finger. Fa'Akl pulled his claw free with difficulty. Growled as he shook
    the soaked appendage. "Alright, alright.." He allowed me to move back to where
    I was before. The red penis had purplish marks where I had bitten into it. I
    kissed them gently. A thought.. "I am.." "Yes?" Hmm.. I licked on the
    testicles. "Ball Kisser?" And shoved them into my mouth, doing things to the
    sweaty sack with my tongue in retaliation. When they had swelled to twice their
    size, I let them drop into a paw. "Dick-Licker.." Ah.. "Walker in Shadows.." I
    snarled, shoving his hips up and my mouth down, swallowing the huge cock to the
    sheath. Both sets of claws kneaded the furry ass, as I slurped on the fleshy
    pole. The wizard didn't last long either.. Cum poured down my throat, as he
    yelped. I swallowed, milking him good.. Paws lifted my muzzle up again, but
    this time more slowly. "For starters, Isskem would never have done what you
    just did." I gave the abused flesh a lick. "Oh, he would occasionally suckle on
    a maleness.. But not with such abandon, or with the enjoyment you show so
    openly.."

    I sighed. "Do you have humans here?" He shook his head. "Then you read minds.."
    My head was lifted up and kissed again. "Only partially.. You didn't act like a
    HanWelder. And I know Isskem was killed last night.. Or so my sigils said. So
    When I came in expecting to find a scared cub clinging to a dead body, imagine
    my surprise when I find a very much alive being instead.. Almost shook my faith
    in magic." He picked himself off the floor, and tossed me a fruit. I smelled
    it.. "I hope these aren't poisoned.. I would hate to think I murdered the
    little one.." He stopped in mid-bite. "That is another thing Isskem would not
    have said." I shrugged. "I can't change a lifetime of experiences in a few
    minutes.. The body may be different, but the mentality is the same.. So what do
    I do?" I ate, was shown what to do with the pit (Toss it out the window and see
    of you can hit somebody), and found out about bathrooms. Actually it was a
    stone chimney that went down to a place where the dung was collected and used
    as fertilizer. I was glad to have a furry butt.. Those rocks were Cold! "Well..
    There are still a few options open to us.."

    He winced again as I brushed against his penis. Hmmm.. I grabbed the tube of
    red and purple flesh. "Heal!" I commanded it. To my surprise and delight, the
    welts and tooth marks disappeared, leaving healthy skin. "Well done.." A
    reddish being stood in the doorway. Hatred burned in his eyes.. Dripped from
    his words. His name was Siguh, Keep Commander. "... Whoever or Whatever the
    hells you are." He finished. Something hit me.. "Why did you kill the one whose
    body I now inhabit?" As one who suddenly remembers something he had forgotten
    long ago, I felt a rush of energy as a lifetime of training returned.. He
    didn't even look startled. "For the good of the Keep.." The Wizard looked at us
    like a man who finds out 2 friends, whom he has known for years, are actually
    foreign spies.. "If your hatred was any stronger, you would turn to ashes. But
    no matter. You have accomplished what you set out to do.. I am no more Isskem
    than you are." That threw him a moment. "No, I have only half completed the
    job.." He drew out a short sword. "I have to kill his body.. Which has been
    somehow bewitched by the one who shall shortly follow you back to hell.." I
    waived the Wizard to one side. Then clasped my paws.

    Slid them apart as my teacher had shown me. I was now ShadowWalker, Master of
    Mist. My arms came up in the Attacking Dragon stance. Upper lip curling in a
    grimace horrifying enough to turn a weaker being to stone, I snarled "If Thou
    canst kill Me, Thine Ass is Mine!" Then leapt at the animal, jumping to one
    side as the sword slit the air where I should have been. My left arm wound
    itself around his, jerking it up. Slamming my right paw against the back of his
    head, I swept his legs out from under him. He lay full on the ground, arm
    resting against my knee. His other paw was holding my claws off his neck..
    Just. I leaned over the bruin. "Lift your sword, And I break your arm.. Lift
    your paw and I strangle you.. Do you surrender?" He struggled a moment as I
    pressed my muzzle to his.. "Lift your ass, and I'll nibble on your nuts.." Then
    tried to stab at me with the blade. I jerked him up, and smashed my paw into
    his muzzle, dislocating the shoulder. His head hit the ground, nose bleeding. I
    took the blade from his claws and tossed it onto the bed. "Heal." I said,
    slapping my paws to his snout. The trickle of crimson stopped. Lifting the
    Commander, I rolled him onto his stomach. Straddled the furred hips. "Heal."

    I slapped the back, watching the skin ripple under my paws. I rubbed my crotch
    against the furry mounds for a moment.. Then flipped him again. Shoved my claws
    into his mouth, and stood up, the creature following my paw. Before he could
    bite my fingers, I reversed them, shoving down on his tongue.. The jaws sprang
    open, as they tried to dislodge the object. "I give you your sword back..
    However, if you Ever threaten me again.. I will shove it, still sheathed, up
    your ass, Stuff the hilt into your mouth.. And roll you down the hall!" I
    pulled my fingers free and kissed him, digging wet claws into his butt. "And I
    shall want That Later.." Then I turned and retrieved the sword. About that time
    a half-dozen guards decided to shown up. My eyelids went droopy. "Siguh was
    showing me a few new sword thrusts.. But this is so tiresome." Sniggers quietly
    came from a couple of them.. "Perhaps later Commander, when I do not feel so..
    Bored." I dropped the sword so he had to jump to keep his feet intact. "And do
    get some clothes on.. We are late for eating as it is.." I snapped a pair of
    claws together. "Wizard.. Please find out What happened to my Royal
    Robekeeper.. He should have been here by now.." A sigh. "And what are all you
    gawking at? Out, Out, Out.."

    Simpering arrogance. A small creature who looked like nothing I had yet seen
    scampered in. "Ah, Sihf.. It's about time. What would I look good in today?"
    The feathered being made for the wood closet. "Anything you wear would look
    splendid, Sire.." I patted the head. My paw held the beak tightly closed. "Wait
    until we are alone.." A shudder went through the animal. "Wizard.. Please Shut
    the door behind you. I shall have to talk to the Smith about putting another
    bolt on it.." More sniggers came from behind the wooden door as it closed. My
    other paw stroked down the back, finding many semi-healed scars. "He put those
    there.." I looked down into pools of terror. Without letting go of his mouth, I
    knelt. "Isskem is dead.. I am Isskem. I am also Shadow. If I let go of you, can
    you keep silent?" A ghost of a nod. I let go.. The scream came out of his
    nostrils, as I re-clamped claws around his beak. Then slapped him so hard he
    twisted out of my grasp and sprawled onto the floor. I re-knelt shoving his
    face into my crotch. I didn't care for S/M myself, but that's what he wanted..
    If I correctly read what was oozing from every feathered pore.. Besides lust,
    that is.

    The eagerness to please, coupled with his love/hate/fear of me.. Just as the
    Guards expected to see a fop when they came running, so I was one. His tongue
    flicked over my cock. Paws gripped my legs. "Master test Sihf. Sihf know
    Master.." I shoved my erection down his throat. The creature swallowed it to
    the sheath. "Hurry, Slave.. I hunger.." He wrapped his arms around my hips,
    fingers clawing at my ass. Again, I got a mental image.. I jerked my dick out,
    and lifting his legs, thrust the wet pole into his ass. He squirmed.
    Shuddered.. Actually trilled when I pounded his butt into the stone.. Yanked it
    out of even That orifice. A few pulls on the overheated flesh did the trick..
    Cum matted feathers between his chest and crotch. He grabbed the firehose,
    taking the last spurts in his mouth. Then cleaned it well with his tongue.. I
    mashed the sticky stuff into his body, dipping a cum-soaked claw between his
    legs. A smallish penis appeared. My claws stroked it, tweaked the spiral cone.
    He shuddered, adding to the morass with his own semen. I pulled free and stood.
    His eyes shone with love.. "I Still need a robe.." He scrambled up and quickly
    dressed me. "And clean up.. You are a mess."

    I dipped a paw in the mingled cock-juices and lapped it off.. "Remind me to
    tell the Cook I would like some of this for The Massmaae Feast.." Dripping
    decadence, I left the chamber. Fa'Akl showed me the way to the Eating room. At
    least the meal was normal.. For a war. More food was worn than was eaten. I
    ducked a joint of something as it sailed past.

    * * * *

    "Was it always like this?" I said when I lay in a tub of heated water, digging
    a peel out of my ear. The Wizard nodded. "Why the frown?" "I feel hunger.." I
    growled softly, pointing out the window. "Someplace out there, beings have no
    food. And I saw enough to feed a good-sized village ruined.." I put my muzzle
    in my paws. Sighed.. Then stared into a pair of puzzled eyes. "Good Day,
    Commander. Change your mind about my offer to lap wine off your balls? Or come
    to scrub my back. And perhaps stab it.." He growled. "Since when did The
    HanWelder care how much food was wasted, or if Peasants starved?" Almost before
    he could react, I was out of the tub and had a pawful of cloth, twisting it,
    along with some chest fur. Thrusting his muzzle against mine, I stared into his
    widened eyes. "When you can listen to the cries of a starving child, And not
    care; Look upon a female who would willingly give herself to feed her family,
    and see only a whore; Sneer at a male begging crumbs.. Then you are truly
    Dead!" I growled. "Who does the Han belong to?" If it was possible, he looked
    even more startled. "The Han belongs to The Haan.. The People." Water made a
    puddle under our feet. "And Who are The People?" "We are the People.."

    I jerked him up. Drug him to the window. "They.." I flung my paw outward. "..
    are the People! Those whose backs break so we may sit and finger each other's
    cocks. Those who go hungry while More food is wasted daily in stupid games.." I
    turned, and took the offered towel. Dried myself well. "We are but caretakers
    for those who Truly own the land.." Siguh again had his sword out. "You are Not
    Isskem.." I watched, wary, but instead of trying to stab me, He knelt, laying
    it at my feet. "Once before I did this pledging body and soul to the Keep.. But
    not to it's Ruler." He placed the blade to his forehead. "But now I do so..
    Mind. Body. Soul.. All are yours to do with as you wish, Lord and Keeper of The
    Haar..." The Wizard was also on bended knee. I lifted them both up. "Then I
    abdicate.." They both fell on their furry butts, too startled for words. "I am
    not Isskem.. I have no more right to rule than this tub does.." I gave the
    metal thing a smack. "I have no experience in governing.. The only thing that
    guides me is my Master's Teachings.. My empathetic abilities, and what few
    morals I have not as yet compromised.. I am not even one of you." I got smacked
    by the flat of a sword.

    "Does your head hurt?" Trick question? "If cut, will you bleed?" I lifted my
    paw.. Red was on it from a small wound. "Your sword is sharp, Commander. My
    compliments." He nodded. "You are one of us, In body if not in Soul.." The
    Wizard held his paws to my head. "Heal.. You are mortal. And All mortals make
    mistakes.. We learn by them. The only True sin is to Not learn from our
    mistakes.. For we are then doomed to repeat them." Then he grinned. "Besides..
    The only way out of The office, HaarKeeper is by ShieldBearer.. Care to die a
    second time?" I shook my head. Then grinned myself. "Alright. But I will need
    help.. Say I have come down with something.. Fell in the bath and hit my
    head... Perhaps you should not have healed that wound so fast.. I need an
    excuse to have you two give me council.. No Thanks!" I jumped back, as the
    Commander waived his sword. Then.. "Hey!"

    * * * *

    When I came to my senses some days later, my head was just out of the bandages.
    I had fallen for one of the oldest tricks in the book - Pull the rug out from
    under your feet... The Semi-Official word was I had come close to being
    assassinated. And only the combined strengths of my Wizard, and my Commander
    First kept me alive. The creature had somehow gotten away.. The Haar were
    warned I may not be whole. But I pulled through. My first order was to get rid
    of Sihf. He went to another Lord who would keep him well beaten. I sat in bed,
    looking at the scribe, who was taking my morning commands. "Wizard, I seem to
    have a blank spot.. How are the servants fed?" The scribe looked up at me
    shyly. "When all others in the castle have their fill, then The servants eat.
    Then what is left from them is given to the peasants.." I picked up a fruit.
    Crushed it, so the pulp ran down my arm. "An edict - From now on all food is to
    be divided into shares. A equal share to all.. And I do Mean ALL who reside in
    the Har. Perhaps a bit more for the sick, elderly, and cubs.." The scribe
    forgot to write. I flung the stuff in my paw against a wall. "That for
    aristocracy.. They are like parasites.. Eating their host to death, while
    contributing Nothing!"

    I looked at the mess, then tapped the scribe's paw. "Did you get whatever I
    said?" He shook his head. "What did I say, Wizard?" "You were discussing
    sharing your lunch with the scribe.." The being, barely old enough to called
    grown, blushed deeply. "He is cute.. Don't you think so? Yes.. I think I shall
    share him. Or was that lunch.." I grinned idiotically. "Wizard, Please take
    care of the arrangements.." He bowed to me and took the scribe by the paw.
    Whispered a while to him. That one nodded.. Looked back at me, as I licked my
    paw clean.. Nodded again. The Wizard then left. The bruin closed the door,
    making sure it was bolted. He also shut the window, locking it.. Then draped
    his robe on a chair. He did have a nice body.. He sat on the bedside, nuzzling
    my arm as I fondled him. I looked around.. "No tray, Eh? Well, It looks like I
    shall have to eat You for lunch.." The bruin tried to pull away, and was tossed
    full onto the bed. I bit the furry butt, working it between my jaws. It's owner
    squealed, as I chewed on the other cheek. Finally, I grabbed a shoulder, and
    turned the animal over.

    His erection was so hard it smacked my palm, when I swatted it. Grasping it
    firmly, I kissed the male. He moaned, raking his claws along my sides. I moved
    my mouth to torture the hard nipples, sliding my paw along the slick penis. The
    creature dug his paws into the sheets, as I nibbled and licked on the other
    fleshy bump. When he seemed ready to jump out of his skin, I lifted my head and
    nuzzled the seeping cock-tip. Lapped all the sweet residues off it. I butted
    the head against my lips, and jacked on him. He groaned, gasped, shoving his
    hips up in an attempt to force the tip past my closed lips. I kissed it, claws
    wrapping around one butt-cheek. Now he really made noise! Holding him firmly, I
    continued to lap on the lollipop.. He came, semen jetting upwards, to hit the
    roof of my mouth, as I aimed the firehose at my open maw. More squirted over my
    tongue, pressed tightly against the pulsating flesh. Then I lost it.. I
    engulfed the entire bruin's groin. My upper fangs dug into his stomach, while a
    lower one snagged his ass-hole. He screeched, pressing both paws against my
    muzzle, hind paws digging in vain at the covers. My tongue painted the mouthful
    with saliva, until it was well-coated.

    Moving my jaws slowly together, I worked my maw towards it's target.. At last
    the balls were resting under my tongue, and the cock was totally buried in my
    snout. I inhaled the scent of wet fur, and swallowed.. The male gasped then
    yelped, throat muscles pulling on what cock they could get ahold of. I found
    the air passages through my nostrils were unblocked, and I inhaled slowly,
    sucking at first gently. Then more wantonly.. And finally I pulled his soaking
    nuts out of my mouth, grabbed a double-pawful of furry ass, and nursed on him
    like I hadn't eaten in a week! Up, down, Around.. I gobbled that cock like a
    crazed being. My own pole found an entrance under the stubby tail, and gave it
    a wet, sloppy nudging. "Ohhhh! Hump Me, Lord! Stick your dick in my assss.." I
    pulled the cheeks apart, and slowly allowed the thick thing to slide into the
    bear-like male. Then cum poured into my stomach, and his anus fluttered,
    sucking half my pole through it.. Not wanting to split him open, I pulled back,
    plowing in only the same amount each time. The scribe squirmed, and wriggled.
    He snarled at me, demanding I sheath my sword to the hilt in his scabbard, but
    I refused.

    His shrinking penis was allowed out of my mouth, but not without a good
    stropping with my tongue.. He grabbed my head, and jerked it down to his,
    growling "Bugger me, Male! I am not a cub who will howl in pain.. Unless this
    is what you prefe.. *Mmmpf*" I pinned his head to the sheets with my own. Then
    growled in his ear. "Be glad for what you get, Whelp.. Lest I pull out
    completely, and make you use your claws to pleasure yourself!" The only problem
    with That threat was I the fact I happened to be kneeling over him. So it was
    with no real effort the bruin unseated me, then flipped me onto my back! Before
    I could so much as gasp, he had sat down in my lap.. With a grunt, the male
    engulfed me to the thick root. The animal leaned over, moving his legs, riding
    my hips. "I have had longer ones.. And I have had bigger ones... But never such
    a combination has worked my ass before.." I looked somewhat shocked. "Did you
    think you were the first?" He leaned over and gave me an expert kiss. "If I
    tried to live on my salary as a Scribe, I would have starved long ago." He
    rotated his hips, sliding his claws over my chest. "When I was but a half-grown
    Cub, I noticed certain males found interest in my body.

    Then I found out they would pay me to do things to them." His growl was pure
    lust. "Not always in coin.. Sometimes it was a meal. Or an important friend
    with pull, and a fondness for having his nuts nuzzled under a table.. I have
    sat in many a banquet, And never saw the Faces of who was there. Crawling from
    one lap to another, I sucked, and jerked everything that was male.. Sometimes
    one of them would get on their knees, so they could butt-fuck me, claws digging
    into my ass." He moaned, bouncing on my pole. "But you blushed.. Acted like one
    who wasn't sure.." A nod. "Some of my 'clients' prefer the 'Virgin Cub'
    routine.. Other like me Wanton and lusty.." He growled and hunched against me.
    "I wasn't sure What you wanted.." He growled as I held him still for a moment.
    "But now, I don't have to act horny.. I Love Big Cocks!" Hmmm... "What would
    you say to my grabbing your ankles, and putting you in your back, so I can fuck
    you the way you would like?" His eyes went wide as I grabbed his feet, crossed
    them and using my body weight, rolled us over. He threshed around a moment,
    then calmed down when I shoved his legs over my shoulders.

    Grinning down at him, I stroked the heaving sides, and took the animal for a
    ride! Pounding his ass unmercifully. Using corkscrew motions to go as deep as
    possible.. Sometimes I hunched over him, locking my hind legs and twisting him
    up in a crescent. My cock moved but little laterally, but since I used his butt
    like a wheel's axle hub, grinding my crotch into it well, He howled like I was
    hammering him. At other times I did use the technique of 'Piledriving'..
    Pulling all the way out, to slam back in to the hilt. It takes a good sense of
    aim, and a very slick passage.. At the Last, I was rocking his cradle.. Using
    my body to pull, then push his hips, creating a motion like a rocking chair's
    runner. I shoved my head against his chest, feeling him grab my arms. Orgasm
    burned through my spine, as I flooded the male's guts with spunk. My ear was
    bitten, and claws raked my head. His ragged moan echoed in my skull. I flopped
    on top of him, spent. Neither of us moved for some time. Then I lifted my
    sweaty pelt off the being, and turned to lie on my side. I looked over the
    creature, mouth half-open, one leg flung over mine.. I was still half-buried in
    his ass. I felt him give a twitch, as I gave a tentative thrust..

    I could do it again... Nah. I stroked his sweaty chest, ruffling the fur on his
    stomach. All I got was a groan. I pulled the rest of the way out, and went over
    to a basin, cleaning myself off.. Splashed a cup over my head. That felt good!
    Making sure the scribe still breathed, I slipped a robe on, and after pressing
    muzzles for a moment, gave one last lick to his cock, balls, and not-so gentle
    bite on the abused butt-cheeks. Upon opening the door, I found a guard.. Who
    snapped to when he saw me. "Good day, Sire.." I grabbed a pawful of muscular
    butt and squeezed. "Mmmm.. Much more like it!" The bear who was standing at
    attention, got a little stiffer in his armor. "S.. Sire?" I crooked a claw, and
    as he bent, slid my tongue along the rim of his triangular ear. "Cubs tire too
    easily.. Give me a Strong Male with a firm ass you can chew on for days!" I
    grabbed the plate that shielded his genitals. "And a good pawful of balls to
    fondle.." Then I shook my head, and straightened my robe. "Carry on.." Giving
    the now thoroughly confused guard a Fatherly pat on the shoulder, I walked down
    the corridor, nodding as if listening to a conversation.

    * * * *

    Some time later, he noticed a familiar body shuffle out of the chamber.
    "Lubeg.. Haven't seen you since last Feasting." The creature turned.. He looked
    like he had been assaulted by a pack of horny Thids. "Are you alright?" A
    giggle.."My ass hasn't ached like this since the day I took on half the tower
    guards.. If his liege wishes me, I shall be in a warm bath." And turning he
    moved gingerly down the hall. "A free mouthing to any male who can give a good
    massage.." The guard suppressed a chuckle. So.. 'Insatiable' finally got more
    than enough. His butt still felt the claws digging into it. His ear was warm
    from the lick.. Damn! His dick-shield was getting tight.. Perhaps Isskem, or
    whoever it was inside that body, could be persuaded in letting a guard watch
    him sleeping. For his own protection, of course..

    * * * *

    By now it was clear to most everybody Isskem had been spirited away, And
    somebody new sat in the throne. And very few of the Haan objected.. Those that
    did found themselves in another Han.. The General who was my SwordCommander,
    grunted as I slid my paw along his thigh. "Dammit male! Can you not keep your
    mind on the business.. At.. Ha..." My sword, still sheathed, pressed against
    the furry throat. I gave the gray muzzle a smooch. "If I do what you expect,
    You would beat my tail off.." He growled. "If in the midst of a tryst, I grab
    your nuts, Which will be more important to you.. Where my sword is, or where my
    paw is?" He growled again. "Yes, such tactics are below a Knight.. But I like
    my head on my shoulders. And I intend to Keep it there.." Such logic is hard to
    argue with. We sparred again, and I kept my dirty tricks to a minimum. "You
    will never make The Order Of The Sword This way.." His disgust was obvious.
    Fa'Akl barely kept the grin off his face. I nodded, and bowed to the General.
    Siguh looked puzzled. Looked even more so when a paw tugged at his robe..
    "Return as fast as you can, And stay out of sight.. You may learn something." I
    gave my 'toy' to the Wizard.

    "Plotting behind my back, eh? Well, I have news for you.. All the love philters
    in the kingdom are safely locked up in a chest.. In My Room!" He laughed. "No
    need for such things.. When one's ardor and talent with one's paws are the talk
    of the court.." I poured cold water over my head. Shook like a dog.. "Is that
    good or bad?" He looked thoughtful.. "Both. But have no worry.. Many is the
    male who would like to climb in Your bed.." Another thought.. "And females?" He
    started. "Yes, Females. I doubt you make cubs by sticking your dick in a piece
    of clay." He nodded. "I'm not.. Married, am I?" The wizard looked a me..
    "Married? Oh, Mated. No.. Do you wish to be?" I shook my head violently. "Not
    unless it is a part of the office.. Then I think I shall let my cubs look like
    You.." I tapped the furry chest. He grinned, and gave me a two-handed sword. "I
    shall return in a candle-mark." I nodded. Then stood in the middle of the
    sparring area. As I lifted the sword, going through the motions, I became one
    with the blade. One body, one mind. Other blades parried, other weapons
    removed. Heads and paws were slapped. Knuckles rapped.. Death did not stride
    with me. Only instruction..

    This was to honor of the flat of the blade. Now the play became more serious.
    Two, Three, Four opponents.. Each bent on my life. The other side of the sword
    was honored. The tip, cutting and stabbing. The edge lopping and shearing.. Of
    a sudden my imaginary opponent became real! The dark-clad being stood, lifted
    his blade to me. I returned the greeting. "To the Blood, To the Death, or To
    the Caress.." The ears twitched inside the cowl. "Caress?" I nodded. "Whoever
    grabs the other's butt first loses.." The assassin growled. "Bastard!" I
    shrugged.. "I have no idea if Isskem's parents were mated when he was born."
    That stopped him for a moment.. Then he continued forward. "A Bet.. if I win, I
    get a night with your intact body.. The Questioners leave very little together.
    If you win, you leave alive, and untouched.." He stood a moment. Then a swift
    movement - My blade moved as fast, flicking the dart to one side. "You will
    have to do better than that to earn your gold.." The creature lifted a coated
    blade from a sheath on his back. "I have the reach.. You have the poison..
    Shall we dance?" I stepped towards the creature. He moved his blade up, then
    thrust at my foot. My paw met his, holding the tip a claws-width away from me.

    Shove as he might, the blade got no closer. I moved the poisoned thing slowly
    away, twisting it none to gently.. Then sprang back. For the better part of a
    half-mark, I crossed swords with the being.. Then flung my blade away. "Come.
    Kill me If Thou Canst!" The bruin was no idiot, he circled me warily, feigning
    a few times. I simply kept my face turned to his. "Coward! Take Thy Shamed Face
    and Untouched Arse Elsewhere.. Killer of fleas!" His scream was quite loud for
    one muzzled so. I waited until the last moment.. Then step-sided his reckless
    charge, and slammed my paw into his nose, sliding the other down to slap the
    sword from nerveless fingers. The assassin hit the ground, his weapon flying
    off to one side. I knelt and ripped the mask off him. A muzzle of white greeted
    me. I lifted the head up, holding onto his paws. "Good Day, Mortal.." He
    gulped.. "The one whose body I now inhabit thinks you are pretty.." I growled
    in an ear. The creature shuddered, but lay in my grasp. "My lust is for your
    soul, Not your body.. Although..." A paw slid down to grab his crotch, He
    turned paler, as I grinned raggedly. tapping his anus with a claw. Footsteps
    came as I pressed my muzzle against the creature who was now shivering..

    And not from cold. "Someone comes.." I snarled, teeth digging into the black
    nose. "My Masters must wait for a time.." By then Fa'Akl had stepped into the
    arena. "Isskem, are you alright?" I lifted the creature up by it's robe. "This
    came by the window.. It wants to bed me." I looked at it, as a wife studies a
    fish she intends to purchase.. Winked at my friend. "It will do.. Clean it up,
    will you Wizard?" The assassin gasped as I slammed my paws into his stomach,
    then laid him out with a double-handed hammer blow to his chin. He jerked
    straight up, then fell, quite out cold. I grinned, and patted the robed
    shoulder, leaving the arena.

    * * * *

    "Well?" Siguh looked like someone who had seen a ghost. "He is better than Most
    War-HanWeilders!" A nod. "He comes and trains like this once a week.. Sometimes
    using this," He held up the sword, long as his forearm. "Sometimes with
    Poles.." A grin. He poked the robe with a toe. The wizard disrobed the animal,
    checking for weapons.. Found nothing but a satchel of gold. "This one will be
    questioned.. Then allowed to escape." Eyebrows went up. "Escape? Oh.." He
    grinned, and rubbed his paws together. "But not before our leader gets His paws
    on him.." The wizard shrugged.

    "Sounds like you are jealous.." Siguh helped him lift the bundle. "Perhaps..
    But one thing puzzles me.. Why does he still put on the act?" Fa'Akl shouldered
    the robed creature. "What makes you think it's an act?" He left the
    CommanderFirst standing, and wondering..

    * * * *

    The white-furred male awoke with a start. He opened his eyes.. To find himself
    lying on a tub. A form stopped stroking his forehead and went to a table. He
    looked at the being. A Scribe's gold chain was around his waist. But, when he
    turned, the face was that of an expectant page. "You are lucky.. Usually spy's
    are tossed in the dungeon.. If you please Shadow, perhaps he will let you keep
    your fur, instead of making it into a rug.." The door opened and The HarnKeep
    came in. He walked over and grabbed a pawful of butt. The scribe chuckled,
    pressing himself against the paw. "What say you to a threesome.." I nibbled on
    an ear. Green eyes looked up at me in surprise.. Then lust as the offer sank
    in. I lifted a silver jug out of a cabinet. "Wine?" the bear looked like I had
    a snake in my paw. "Scribe.. Take this cup and show our guest this is nothing
    but wine.. What is your name?" "Lubeg, Sire..." He sniffed at the cup, nose
    wrinkling.. Then grinned, and drained the cup. Poured another, taking it to the
    creature in the water. He too sniffed it.. But the philter I mixed in the fruit
    extracts had nothing to do with poison. He took a swallow, finding nothing
    amiss.. I too drained a cup's worth.

    Then came over and rubbed his shoulders. He was too startled to say anything.
    "Drink.. We have all night. After that.." I shrugged, caressing the wide chest.
    Soon, his head was lolling drunkenly against my shoulder. "Lubeg, I believe our
    guest needs help getting out of the tub. Please get him dry and in bed.." The
    Scribe moved with rapidity that comes with a heightened sex-drive. Out of the
    bath, fluffed with a towel.. Then nipples, cock, balls and anus all licked to
    gleaming wetness. Then hustled to the bed. "Lubeg, why don't you make him
    'comfortable'.." I sat in a chair, looking at them. "Oooo, Yes Sire!" White fur
    and dark brown mingled as they locked muzzles, paws stroking cocks to full
    hardness, neither of them wanting to end the kiss Or let go of the other's
    maleness. I stood up and slipped my cock in between their tongues. "You 2 seem
    to need something to work on besides each other's back-teeth." A pair of paws
    gripped my ass, as twin organs slid up and down my hard dick.

    Without missing a stroke on each other my cock went into first one, then the
    other's muzzle, lips sucking on me, cleaning the pre-cum that dribbled out my
    slit. "Oh Yeah.. " My hips moved, paws digging into my butt, pleasure burning
    up my spine. The last I remember seeing was the 2 of them kissing over my cock-
    head, sucking on my slick meat, gobbling my cum as I shot.... Then a tree fell
    on top of me. When I awoke Both of them were covered in cum and pleaded not to
    be abused so when I fondled their shrunken balls. I whispered instructions into
    the scribe's ear, then walked out to Grip the guard's balls, tossing his groin
    guard skittering down the hall.. "Come." He had no choice as I half-dragged,
    half-led him down the hall by his handful of nuts to my room. "Sire, I..
    Mmmpf!" I silenced him with a kiss, peeling his armor like a hungry man with a
    lobster.

    "Please Sire I have duties.." I Growled ands shoved him onto the bed, following
    to lay with my head in between his legs. "Right now the Only duty you have is
    to Lay here and be Eaten, Understand?" He gulped and stroked my cock, nodding. I
    attacked his ass, biting it, slapping it, pinching it until he fairly screamed
    for mercy.. While my tongue drilled his tasty tail-hole making him beg for
    something else entirely.. I finally got comfortable, stroking his bruised butt,
    chewing on his balls, nuzzling his thighs. He shivered, sucking on my cock as I
    fell asleep.
    * * * *

    After the careless guard was told he would be suitably 'punished' for letting
    the prisoner slip through his grasp, and a few minor shakedowns, things got
    back to normal. Except Siguh treated me with more respect.. And I found out
    there Were Females in the court. At the Festival of Massmaae (Winter's End), I
    met the mates of the nobility, and many daughters. Who rubbed up against me
    most erotically every chance they got.. Of, course so did many Sons. And Pages.
    And Guards.. Sheesh! Speaking of guards, a few more had to be added to the list
    of those punished. So I gave them the same treatment as a common criminal..
    With a twist! The usual way of doing things is a set of stocks. You stand, head
    and fore-paws through a wooden board, and people get to throw things at you..
    Then you get beaten with a paddle. And released. This may sound like light
    fare, But - The things thrown sometimes include rocks.. Big enough to split
    even the hardest skull. And try standing, exposed to the winds, elements, and
    any horny person that comes by. Worse, The paddle is spiked. Many was the thief
    who bled to death long before the ordeal was over. My idea was to tie the male
    to a rack. Feet on floor, paws free at the wrist.

    Then passerby could, at their leisure, Use him.. Mouth, Paws, Dick, Ass..
    Whatever they desired. It was quite open for their usage. Especially after I
    had their crotch fur shaved. This alone added to their humiliation, for it
    would take weeks to grow back.. And Months to live down the excited moans that
    echoed around the halls. Shaving rings around their nipples didn't lessen the
    impact either.. Many a bruin had to be carried out, and many a dirty ballad was
    born that night. When the festivities were over, I rounded up a few helping
    paws and took the remains of the feast out to whoever wandered by. "No use
    letting it go to waste.." A creature watched us with hatred from a half-fallen
    hovel.. Until a half-nibbled loaf hit it squarely in the snout. "I forget
    none." The rat-like being made off with the prize, looking at me with
    uncertainty. Then a slap on his butt made him jump back into his 'house'.. To
    grin and peer back at me. When we had no more persons to give to, I asked one
    of the locals who could best use what was left. He took a few bearers and
    disappeared. I grinned, and returned to a warm bath. A knock came as I lay on
    my bed, finding I could read the books that gathered dust in the castle
    library. "Enter, and be welcome.." My Mentor came in, and sighed. "Wine?" He
    shook his head. Damn! Must be serious for the old Windbag not to drink.

    "What is it.." He undid a scroll and read it out loud. I stopped him halfway.
    "The Gist.." He sighed. "A challenge.." "A challenge?" The bruin nodded. "Your
    Brother seeks satisfaction on the Field. In Personal Combat." I had a Brother.
    A Jealous Brother.. Hmmm...

    * * * *

    It took a few days to get all the junk ready. Then another to march to the area
    where we were to do battle. At first it was stare at each other from our
    camps.. Then we would send insults via messenger. About three days into this
    mess, I actually got to see my 'Brother'. Finally.. He stood before me and
    sneered. I ignored the animal who barely came up to my chin.. When all his
    ranting did nothing, he pulled a dagger out and tried to stick me. I knocked
    the toy away.. Then snarling, lifted him up by his chest hair, and hit him.
    Once.. He bounced three times and lay in a heap. I retrieved the weapon from
    the grass and grasping the handle, bent the blade. Tossed it at the still
    figure. Then spat in his direction and returned to my tent. "You should not
    have done that.. Now he will wish to fight you with armor.." I smiled. "Wizard,
    Open up the trunk." Fa'Akl nodded and putting his paws on a certain box of
    iron, mumbled a few Words of Power, then lifted the hasp. "Please leave us,
    Commander." Siguh nodded and went outside. "Friend, tell me when it is time, I
    intend to rest.." The wizard crossed paws with me, then left also. I stretched,
    did my exercises, and dropped into a light sleep.

    The knock came. "They await you, Lord.." I stood. Took out what was inside the
    box and placing it on me, covered it with a robe. The sun was just about over
    head. I followed my second back to the area. My opponent in some ornamental
    junk grinned. He lifted a bread-slicer and waived it at me. I walked to my
    side, and stood a moment. "Helm, please." I took the helmet, and put it on. The
    grin faded. It vanished entirely as I undid the robe and handed it to my
    second. My armor was made of overlapping steel plates. Hard as an iron shield,
    supple as leather boots. It gleamed like a well polished cannon. I pulled my
    LongSword free from it's place on my back and strode towards my opponent. He
    went white and made some noises. "You wanted this.. Not me. I would have
    preferred terms.. Like whose bed and how many pages..." That got his ire up a
    bit. "Perverted Bastard.." And lifted his silvered blade. It looked pretty and
    Might have actually done some damage to unprotected skin.. It wouldn't even
    scratch my armor. As he found out. "Hit me.. Brother." The bruin snarled and
    did so.. His sword screeched down my breastplate, and went across one plated
    side.

    I grinned.. Whirled the double-yard of steel and whipped it over the Lord's
    head. Who ducked.. And lost his ear tips. I slammed my armored knee into his
    chin, and brought the hilt of my sword down on top of his head. His teeth
    clicked audibly.. And he fell. "The only reason you live is the Memory of our
    Father.. Disgrace that Memory again, And I will personally see the cawers feast
    well!" Then re-sheathed my weapon and left the field. I went back into the tent
    and removed the armor. Closed the trunk. Sat on the floor, cleansing myself of
    anger and disgust. Paws gripped my shoulders. "You did well.." I nodded. "Ho
    the tent.. Ehha wishes to speak with his Brother." I stood. Walked toward the
    flap. "My Lord. You are naked.." I grinned at the Wizard. "I am clothed in my
    Title, and need nothing else. Unless you think the sight of a male body will
    drive my brother insane with lust.." He shook his head and went before me. I
    opened the flap and stood in the bright day. A gasp rose up and a half-dozen
    bodies moved to cover me up with theirs. I laughed and moved them away. "I come
    before my Brother open as the day I was brought into the world.. If my body
    offends..."

    The other HanKeeper looked at me. Dropped his robe as well. Then went to one
    knee. "I have lost.. Do with me as you will." I chuckled. "One should be
    careful using such words.. It might stir thoughts of Incest in Weaker minds."
    Grins and whispers made the rounds. "However, little was lost, except a few
    inches of skin, and Pride. One returns easily. As to the other.. Sometimes a
    good slap on the bottom is the best teacher." I put my paws on the animal's
    shoulders. "You challenged me. Why I do not know.." He lifted his muzzle in
    surprise. "I do not counter, for I have no reason to. Therefore I ask you to
    let go any past hurts I have done to you. Any faults rest solely on my
    shoulders, And I shall bear them as any who is Han must. Let no animosity lie
    between us. For when we die, what worm cares who we were. They are not picky
    upon whose bones they feast. Nor does the ground, whose embrace we all find
    ourselves in, care for fault-finding, and like a Mother, loves the Guilty as
    well as the Innocent. Thief and Lord are the same to the grassy knoll. And I
    have spoken entirely too long. If I promise to keep my paws to myself, will you
    take wine with me?" He stood.

    Swallowed.. "You are not Isskem.. But whoever you be, I welcome you as My
    Brother." He clasped his sweaty chest to mine. I put my claws to his lower back
    and pulled his entire body over to press it hard against me. "Brother.." We
    embraced for a moment.. Then Ehha laughed. "You nuzzle my cheek Isskem as if
    you think I am a lover.." "Perhaps I do, especially if what I feel nudging my
    leg is as big as it seems.." I whispered in an ear. "However that is not for so
    many eyes to see.." I Grabbed his butt and squeezed it. "Let us to the tent,
    where it is cooler.. And wine awaits us." I let the startled bear go and went
    to the flap. lifting it. "Siguh, Find My Brother's General and bid him enter as
    well." A creature with many scars and half an ear, dropped head to chest, then
    went into the tent. My WarHaan, and my Brother followed. I went in last. "I
    asked the pair of you in to show my intentions above reproach. I wish to let
    past regrets and regressions lie and strengthen friendships." We passed around
    a jug of wine and drank to each other's health. By the end of the day, Ehha was
    crying on my shoulder, and had to be helped out, swearing to new ties.

    My own commander watched me pour the rest of my cup out. "Water.. I am
    light-headed now, and we still march to Insre." He nodded, then grabbed my
    muzzle and soundly kissed it! "Isskem is dead.. Long live the HanWeilder!" I
    growled.. "Keep this up and the only place you will go is to get oil from the
    chest" His teeth bit into my lip. "I don't need oil.." I mashed his nipples in
    my paws. "If you wish these to be slick, and your nuts as well, we shall need
    oil. And you had better tell the Guard you will be busy.. I would Hate to get a
    cold sword stuck up my butt as I suck on your hot cock." The bruin growled and
    slapped my butt. "I will want That later.." Then grinned and left. I went out
    and asked if somebody could spare a bucket of water. While solders ringed me, I
    lifted the wooden bucket and let the cool liquid splash all down me. Then
    shook.. Spraying the entire bunch. "Sorry.." They chuckled at their lords
    antics. I gave each furry butt a fondle.. "Remind me later to thank you
    personally.. Now let us be off. The castle is but a day's march off, and I
    expect runners to prepare a Feast to welcome our return.. With plenty of horny
    lovers to go 'Round!" They cheered, and went to pack.

    The Commander came around growling about unfinished business.. I took a robe
    and walking staff. Then belted a good sword on it. "How many nights have we
    sleep apart at the Haan? And not because my door was bolted, Either." He stood,
    gaping. "Besides, a little waiting shall swell your balls even more. Then I
    shall have more to harvest this eve.." I patted the horny creature. "Duty
    before pleasure.." He looked at me like I had just taken my head off and tucked
    it under my arm. Then shook his head.. "If I live to see another StoneCut (40
    years).." "You will be fat, have a ton of Son's Cubs pulling your ears, and be
    grumping about life." We both laughed, and helped strike the camp.

    * * * *

    I awoke from this dream, sweaty and feverish... Something stirred against my leg
    and I yawned. My hand was not a paw but a hand and it felt good under my head.
    The something stirred again... Maybe I Did own a dog, and just didn't
    remember... "My Leigre?" purred a throaty voice. A paw closed around my nuts as
    a rough tongue lapped at my morning erection. I opened my eyes to see something
    furry, feline, and male, if what was poking my toes could be considered a cock.
    He also had a collar on, with a name stamped on it. My name... "Mmmmrrrrr *Lap*
    They told me that The Hurr make the Best Masters - Now I know it is True.. I
    was afraid the poison that rival Mehh had slipped you had done you in. But I
    Knew better! And now..." He slowly arched and grinned, straddling my hips and
    pressing my hard, wet cock under his tail. "You can take HIM Slave as well..."
    We Both moaned as he took me full to the hair, but for different reasons.
    "Rrrrrrrr.. You will defeat the Mehh, and enslave him as you did me. You will
    treat us roughly and beat us and mate with us many times a night.. " 'Many
    times a night? Oh Shi..' His cat-like yowl interrupted my thoughts as he
    spurted his thin, milky-cum onto my belly.

    "Oh, Master... Your stamina exceeds all that I have known... I shall do my best
    to be worthy of your semen." He Really started working those cat-hips in my
    cock, grunting and gasping and mewling.. And all the time I can Feel this
    rumbling purr echo through his body. The tightness of his hole is incredible
    and it only takes a few minutes before I grab his hips and thrust upwards,
    spurting like there is no tomorrow.. As I lay there, exhausted, his paws are on
    my sides and he lays in me, nuzzling my chest, squeezing my still hard cock.
    "Rest my Hurr Master. Rest, and know Raeel shall be here, ready to again be
    your seed's container, until you enslave another of my brethren to do your
    bidding." And All I can think of is 'Many times a night?'

    1. Re:What OSX Users Really Want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      OT III Auditing

      OT III pre-OT's got a reputation of being hard to run on Dianetics early on in Dianetic re-development. Only five reasons exist for this.

      (1) A person that high on OT grades audits fast and a comm-laggy Dianetic auditor can drive him up the wall.
      (2) Too quiet or too blurred TR 1.
      (3) A tendency to evaluate instead of using TR 4.
      (4) The numerousness of BT chains on the same item (the BT's being separated now) making several chains on the same item, which if not all run separately leave the PC ARC Broken with the bypassed charge of unrun BT's.
      (5) The OT II who is still on OT III and has been on it a while probably himself has no pictures and all the pictures he has are BT pictures.

      The lower grades PC (before Clear) reacts as a composite Being, all on one chain, so to speak. He is separated into himself and the individual BT's and clusters of them when he gets to OT II, and so audits differently. He easily misowns the pictures thinking they are his. The big blowdowns you get on such a PC's item indicates several BT's have it in common. A solo III however will be found to have the same item on more than one BT in many cases.

      The reason for low TA is unflat OT III phenomena. If a person has had a low TA in lower grades the keynote is to take it easy as auditor and C/S. This applies also to any auditing given on upper OT levels.

      That a PC's TA goes below 2.0 is a certain indicator of unflat OT III. He's still got some. When a person cannot handle OT III he is too much at effect. He cannot project his intention. And
      so he can't run OT III. The new OT I and OT II, particularly OT II, are designed to increase a PC's ability to project his intention to others. If he can't, they overwhelm him and you get low TA or "none on III". Harsh, overbearing auditing or life incidents have to occur, apparently, to drive the TA down.

      Overts, disagreements expressed as obsessive agreement and other lower level matters are at the bottom of this in any Being.

      But any case of low TA I have ever found has been:

      (1) Overwhelmed in life;
      (2) unable to project intention;
      (3) physically inactive;
      (4) loaded with BT's;
      (5) tends to go out of valence easily.

      In all this number (4) is the important point.

      Endless OT III and low TA are alike - inability to project intention, PC at effect. Remedy by lightly causing PC to come to cause, to be able to project his intention and thus flatten OT III. That will complete and finish off low TA.

      It does not matter whether or not you ran Incident I and II on self. The End Phenomena of III is getting rid of all body thetans. This does not necessarily include self. If you overrun III
      it will be by trying to get rid of more body thetans than there were or by then, having got rid of the others, starting in on self. So III is complete for purposes of overrun as above. If you have not done Incident I and II on self when above is achieved, attest completion and then do I and II on self.

      EP's

      No BT's left = OT III

      [Publishers' Note: It's possibly End of OT-III Document]

      Exterior = OT IV

      List of Volcanoes

      There were two zones of assembly after the thetan was implanted. Thetans of volcanoes in Asia and the Pacific were taken to Hawaii. Thetans of Atlantic areas were taken to Las Palmas.

      Asia and the Pacific

      North Japan Mt. Shasta
      South Japan San Gorgornio
      Krakajawia Indonesia
      Mount Washington Philippines
      Mount Ranier Himalayas
      Mount Hood (Hawaii)
      Andes

      Atlantic

      Tangier (Las Palmas)
      St. Helena Canada
      Kolomonjero

      (Spelling not guaranteed)
      (List may be incomplete)

      Incident II

      75,000,000 years ago on this planet. Sometimes capture was on another planet and explosion on this planet, then called Teegeeack.
      Locate area of explosion. Pictures of explosion follow it. Get original explosion. Effort to stop usually present.

      H-BOMB DROPPED ON VOLCANO
      EXPLOSION
      TERRIFIC WINDS
      THETAN CARRIED OVER PEAK
      ELECTRONIC RIBBON CAME UP
      HE STUCK TO IT
      IT WAS THEN PULLED DOWN AND HE WAS (AS PART OF A GROUP)
      IMPLANTED WITH R6
      PICTURE OF PILOT SAYING HE IS MOCKING IT UP

      (R6 materials follow, then days of pictures of God, Devil, etc.)

      (Thetan usually cognites on pilot or before (or on first incident) and leaves.)

      Incident I

      Occurs at start of track (4 quadrillion years ago).

      LOUD SNAP
      WAVES OF LIGHT
      CHARIOT COMES OUT, TURNS RIGHT AND LEFT
      CHERUB COMES OUT
      BLOWS HORN, COMES CLOSE
      SHATTERING SERIES OF SNAPS
      CHERUB FADES BACK (RETREATS)
      BLACKNESS DUMPED ON THETAN

      Effort to stop must be gotten off (sometimes to hurry). Run as an engram.

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  7. L Ron Hubbard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The head of the Galactic Federation (76 planets around larger
    stars visible from here) (founded 75,000,000 years ago, very space
    opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet -178
    billion on average) by mass implanting. He caused people to be
    brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-Bomb on the principal
    volcanoes (Incident II) and THEN the Pacific area ones were taken
    in boxes to HAWAII and the Atlantic area ones to LAS PALMAS and then
    re "packaged". His name was Xenu. He used renegades. Various
    misleading data by means of circuits etc. was placed in the
    implants. When through with his crime loyal officers (to the people)
    captured him after six years of battle and put him in an electronic
    mountain trap where he still is. "They" are gone. The place
    (Confederation) has since been a desert. The length and brutality
    of it all was such that this Confederation never recovered. The
    implant is calculated to kill (by pneumonia etc.) anyone who
    attempts to solve it. This liability has been dispensed with by my
    tech development.

    One can freewheel through the implant and die unless it is
    approached as precisely outlined. The "freewheel" (auto-running on
    and on) lasts too long, denies sleep etc. and one dies. So be
    careful to do only Incidents I and II as given and not plough
    around and fail to complete one thetan at a time.

    In December 1967 I knew someone had to take the plunge. I did
    and emerged very knocked out, but alive. Probably the only one ever
    to do so in 75,000,000 years. I have ALL the data now, but only
    that given here is needful.

    One's body is a mass of individual thetans stuck to oneself or
    to the body.

    One has to clean them off by running Incident II and Incident
    I. It is a long job, requiring care, patience and good auditing. You
    are running beings. They respond like any preclear. Some large, some
    small.

    Thetans believed they were ONE. This is the primary error.
    Good luck.
    * * *

    For the purpose of clarity, by BODY THETAN is meant a thetan
    who is stuck to another thetan or body but is not in control.

    A THETAN is, of course, a Scientology word using the Greek
    theta which was the Greek symbol for thought or life. An individual
    being such as a man is a thetan, he is not a body and he does not
    think because he has a brain.

    A CLUSTER is a group of body thetans crushed or held together
    by some mutual bad experience.

    CHARACTER OF BODY THETANS

    Body thetans are just Thetans. When you get rid of one he goes
    off and possibly squares around, picks up a body or admires daisies.
    He is in fact a sort of cleared Being. He cannot fail to eventually,
    if not at once, regain many abilities. Many have been asleep for the
    last 75,000,000 years. A body Thetan responds to any process any
    Thetan responds to.

    Some Body Thetans are suppressive. A suppressive is out of
    valence in R6. He is in a valence in Incident I almost always.

    One can't run a human being on these two incidents since human
    beings are composites and would not be able to run the lot. Aside
    from that, non-clears are way below awareness required to even find
    these Incidents.

    Huge amounts of charge have already been removed from the case
    AND the body thetans by Clearing and OT I and OT II to say nothing
    of engrams and lower grades.

    Awareness is proportional to the charge removed from the case.

    Although a human is a composite being there is only one I
    (that is you) who runs things.

    Body thetans just hold one back.

    You will continue to be you. You, inside, can of course
    separate out body thetans and so solo auditing is the answer. How
    good do you have to be to run body thetans off? Well, if you didn't
    skip your grades, Clearing and OT II particularly, you should be
    able to command body thetans easily.

    * * *

    Incident II is over 36 days long. Capture on other planets was
    weeks or months before the implant. Those on Teegeeack (Earth) were
    just blown up except for Loyal Officers who were (shortly before the
    explosion on Earth) rounded up.

    Do not scan through the duration of 36 days. The volcanic
    explosion on Earth to the point where "the pilot" says he is mocking
    it up is only a few days.

    Sequence of Incident II for thetans on ANOTHER planet -

    (1) Capture (being shot),
    (2) freezing,
    (3) transport to Teegeeack (sometimes via a relay point),
    (4) being placed near a volcano,
    (5) beginning implant up to "the pilot",
    (6) various picture sequences,
    (7) the 7s and C.C. and OT II materials,
    (8) 36 days of picture implants which give a vast array of
    materials and three explanations for the bombing,
    (9) transport to Hawaii or Las Palmas for packaging up into
    clusters.

    The pictures contain God, the Devil, angels, space opera,
    theatres, helicopters, a constant spinning, a spinning dancer,
    trains and various scenes very like modern England. You name it,
    it's in this implant we call in its entirety "R6".

    If one was a Loyal Officer on Teegeeack, the sequence was
    (1) capture (2) number 5 above on. If one was a citizen of Teegeeack
    there was only number 5 on.

    The material given at the various "volcanoes" was no longer or
    shorter, but dovetailed into the same sequence of pictures. We have
    the whole text but it is needless.

    People who feel dizzy have gotten into the spinning part.

    * * *
    Incident I occurred about 4 quadrillion years ago plus or
    minus. It is very much earlier than Incident II which occurred only
    75 million years ago (a bit less).

    Incident II is only peculiar and general on this planet and
    nearby stars, whereas Incident I is to be found on all thetans.

    The Basic on BT's

    I've isolated a way a thetan comes to be stuck to another
    thetan. This gives the basis of clusters and having BT's.

    A thetan collides with another. That one makes a picture of
    being collided with. Other BT's get stuck to the picture.

    The moment of actual contact of thetans was brief but the
    picture (containing a stop or withdraw) tends to be permanent.

    Thetans then get the idea they can be permanently stuck as
    they see pictures of it happening.

    Thus we get the concept of a "black theta body". This would
    be actual BT's stuck to a thetan plus pictures of BT's stuck to a
    thetan.

    An answer to all this is to find the first picture a thetan
    made of contacting another thetan.

    If not at once available the earliest instance of a thetan
    contacting (colliding, running into, attacking) another thetan could
    be achieved by R3R on being suddenly hit with clusters or strange
    beings.

    The idea is to find and run the "first picture" one made of
    another thetan.

    This opens another way to "blow off" BT's - run R3R on a BT to
    the first picture the BT ever made of another thetan.

    Instructions

    Locate by meter read or an area of pressure, a body thetan or
    group (cluster). Run Incident II. If the BT does not blow off or the
    group break up and blow, then run Incident I on individual BT's.
    Each will blow off with an F/N.

    When you can find no more on which to run Incident I's, once
    more locate a pressure area or by meter read on looking over body
    run another Incident II. Then Incident I's on any.

    Incident II made clusters of BT's. Severe impacts and
    experiences ALSO make clusters. (See the data called "Milazzo" in
    this pack.) Those who do not leave on running the impact or its
    chain will leave when Incident I is run on them.

    Incident II sometimes forms gigantic clusters. In such there
    is a leader, an alternate leader and several (eight to eighteen)
    more. These were all implanted in different volcanic areas with
    fractions of the main 36 day implant and then "packaged" in Las
    Palmas or Hawaii. This if you run Incident II as far as "the pilot"
    it blows up or loosens up and those who don't go away can be run on
    Incident I's.

    Do not speak your commands. Just "intend" them. A BT controls
    easily. BT's can be ARC broken by rough or careless auditing. You
    can also run an Incident II on a BT and he doesn't blow, but you
    accidentally run in Incident I on another one and leave the first
    still there. The remedy is to run Incident I's on anything you find.

    A very SP BT can be run on grades and Power and should then
    respond to Incident II and Incident I.

    After a BT leaves, some other BT may copy him or the incident
    just run.

    If you have found a cluster (pressure area) that does not
    respond or disintegrate to Incident II running, get Dianetic
    auditing, listing "what impact or incident would cause a cluster?"
    and R3R on the items found. Then do more Incident I's to clean up
    the strays with solo. This is a refined "Milazzo".

    There are hundreds of BT's you will find.

    If you find none, get audited on Dianetics in general and as
    above (impact list), and if you still find none, get a review GF40
    and handle all items, then go back to solo.

    If you find only one or two, get the Dianetic impact list
    done.

    All "none on OTIII" cases were later found loaded.

    Do Incident II and Incident I's on what you can find to begin
    with. You will do fine. Good hunting.

    * * *

    Certain "buttons" have to be gotten in where running a thetan
    through incidents. The EFFORT TO STOP the motion hangs up the
    action and gives a stuck picture. One gets the EFFORT TO STOP off
    and the scene races through.

    The EFFORT TO WITHDRAW is important also and hangs up the
    action and creates a vacuum.

    RUSH, PROTEST, NOT-IS, SUPPRESS are also present.

    These were actions - thoughts - the thetan had during the
    incident and are picked up only when the incident doesn't run well.
    Sometimes two "buttons" such as STOP and WITHDRAW are in
    combination.

    Thetans in the body may obsessively copy the pictures of
    other thetans. Therefore you can find it seems that the thetan who
    just left is still there because there is a picture left. Spot the
    fact that someone else copied it and it usually goes.

    If you do an S & D on a body thetan be sure you give the right
    item to the right thetan.

  8. OT stands for Offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Cross Auditing

    When one runs Incident I out of one thetan and then IncidentII out of another (thinking it was the first one) one can get a partially run body thetan who won't blow, but who may start to go on through the whole of R6 automatically (since the basic-basic Incident I is not run, yet Incident II is). Once can get quite ill doing this as the illness in R6 can turn on.

    One can also "feel no wish to audit". All no desire to audit" is some large blunder on a case.

    The way you can run Incident I out of one thetan and Incident II out of another is rather easy. One fails to notice the first one blow on having Incident I run and runs Incident II on another.

    As a matter of data, the only trouble in a III OT run is running an Incident I on one thetan and an Incident II on another, thinking it was the first one. A pre-OT can freewheel into R6 if
    you run only an Incident II. You can stop a freewheel at once by
    running Incident I off the same thetan you ran the Incident II on
    that started a freewheel.

    Freewheel means that the PC goes on automatic continuous run.
    Incident II is R6 75,000,000 years ago. Incident I is about 4
    quadrillion years ago. Both, all thetans on this planet and 21
    nearby stars have in common. All thetans in the universe have
    Incident I. Only those in this old Confederation have Incident II
    and R6. All C.C. and OT II materials are in R6 75,000,000 years ago.
    These are followed by 36 days worth of motion pictures - God,
    Devil, space opera, trains, cars, helicopters, crashes, stage etc.
    This R6 is 75,000,000 years ago, and this planet and Confederation.

    If the volcano bit is run as per III directions but the
    Incident I is not run on the same thetan, R6 begins to run off on
    automatic, the Being can't sleep for days, the body dies. That's
    the way it was designed.

    Overrun on III

    The only way you can get a read on "Overrun on III" is to
    have accidentally run Incident I out, and then later run it out
    again on the same thetan or make a similar blunder. Example: One
    flattens Incident I by several passes on a body thetan. This body
    thetan for some reason (Mostly because Incident II was then not run)
    does not fly off. Then, not noticing, one again finds the same
    thetan and once more seeks to run Incident I. One then gets, in
    answer to the question "Overrun on III?" a lot of reads and overrun
    phenomena.

    The remedy is to find out WHO was overrun and get the charge
    off by that action.

    One then runs Incident II on that thetan or in any event, by
    getting off the charge of "overrun", letting the thetan depart.

    Just because one's meter reads "Overrun on III" is no reason
    to attest. Find out who was. It's almost always a body thetan.

    * * *

    A BT can be overrun past erasure. This fact sometimes causes
    a solo auditor to believe OT III is overrun.

    If he asks "Is OT III overrun?" he may get a read and
    blowdown. This is actually usually just one BT or cluster that is
    overrun. The remedy is discovering and indicating the point of
    overrun. And carry on with OT III.

    Running OT III

    When running OT III the solo auditor handles body thetans as
    he would any other PC, for the general idea is to run them
    standardly and not ARC break them. He does not scan through
    anything in order to find body thetans.

    When a solo auditor can find no more body thetans he can
    attest, or run a pressure area down and handle as per his running
    instructions.

    The pre-OT could be exterior and the Interiorization
    processes can be run in Review to help him through.

    Here are three reasons why a pre-OT might have trouble whilst
    running BT's on Incident II -

    (1) It is the wrong area;
    (2) it is not the volcano of the BT being run;
    (3) it is not an Incident II, but another incident of a
    different date.

    Check (1) and (2) if you are having any difficulty in running
    Incident II and handle by locating the correct area or finding the
    volcano of the BT being run. If it is not a II, simply check for
    the date and if different run it.

    OT III Errors

    Amongst OT III errors are "a BT run on Incident I fails to
    blow". There are three reasons:

    (a) Auditor is trying to run a cluster with an Incident I. The
    right thing to do is date and get the character of the incident that
    made it a cluster and then run Incident I's on those left when it
    breaks up. Or get Dianetic auditing.

    (b) There is an earlier Incident I on the same BT. Find it and
    run it. The BT has a chain of them all by himself.

    (c) Another BT is copying the Incident I just run so it looks
    like it didn't blow. Failure to ever run Incident II can also cause
    a bog. Routine Dianetic auditing by a Dianetic HDG who is also on
    or above OT III using triple flows and LDN OT III also handles
    bogged OT III pre-OT's.

    Cluster Formation - Cumulative

    In doing a cluster one is likely to find it is made up of
    other earlier clusters. This looks like this. 1898 impact horse
    accident. When engram 1898 run on R3R, that part blows. No F/N
    occurs, TA remains up. Remainder will grind after the blow. Earlier
    portion dates as 93,000,000 years ago, electric shock. When run on
    R3R, that part blows, no F/N. TA remains up, will grind if run
    further. Earliest portion dates as 72 trillion implant. When run on
    R3R, all blow, F/N.

    A cluster or engram which is a cluster can repeatedly F/N as
    BT's blow. Dates as 778 million explosion. After run once or twice
    an F/N occurs as one BT blows. Run again to second F/N as two more
    BT's blow. Remainder blow with a wider F/N. The cluster has gone.
    This happens (repeating F/N) when picture persists and meter check
    reveals it is not a copy. It will be more BT's in same cluster. So
    above repeating F/N occurs when pre-OT is moved through it.
    Clusters are found by meter dating, listing for type of incident
    and run as an engram. Clusters can occur at Incident II and
    Incident I. They can also occur at 1 quadrillion, which is the

    Clearing Course materials. They also occur at random dates for
    different reasons.

    * * *

    I have lately been C/Sing a number of failed OT cases and
    have found them all running well on solo now. The errors are made
    as follows:

    (1) The solo auditor cannot audit, needs more training.
    (2) Cases are not well prepared with Dianetics.

    The remedy for all of these is to:

    (a) Run the PC for at least a score or two of Dianetic items
    by R3R, done of course by a good HDG,
    (b) then do a GF 40.

    And then repeat it until necessary auditing is complete. These
    two actions take care of the majority of difficult cases on OT III.

    The real End Phenomena of OT III and OT IV is exterior with
    full perception. You can and should accomplish full stable
    exteriorization on doing the materials of III.

    Further III remedies:

    (3) High TA. This comes from not completing the Incidents I
    and II on body thetans.
    (4) The solo auditor puts too wide an intention on the BT and
    runs two or three when he is intending to run only one.
    (5) A cluster just won't break up. The remedy is a Dianetic
    session listing for impacts or incidents that would cause a cluster
    and doing R3R. The principle of earlier similar holds good. When
    this is completed, the solo auditor is sent back to solo to clean
    up the BT's shaken loose and to continue with OT III.
    (6) Rudiments go out on BT's. The remedy of course is to
    locate BT's who have out-ruds, put in the ruds and run Incident I,
    at which the BT should leave.
    (7) A theta-bopping meter sometimes puzzles a solo auditor on
    OT III. This means a BT is trying to exteriorize and can't. The
    remedy is to complete the partially run Incident II or Incident I
    or in extreme cases put the ruds in on the hung up BT.
    (8) One-hand electrode giving wrong TA read baffling the solo
    auditor with floating needles with a high TA. The remedy is to have
    two-hand electrodes handy and trim the trim knob so the one-hand
    electrode reads the same as two-hand electrodes.
    (9) A suppressive body thetan sometimes isn't auditable. The
    remedy is to run Grades IV or V on him.
    (10) By far and large the corniest error and which has been
    very prevalent is not knowing the materials of OT III or the content
    of Incident II or Incident I.

    OT III is a vital grade. One fronts up to it and does it.
    When he is really done, the rewards of OT III and IV exceed his
    wildest dreams.

    Rudiments Going Out on BT's

    When the ruds go out on BT's during the session the solo
    auditor recognizes the following:

    BT critical = withhold from auditor
    BT antagonistic = bypassed charge in session
    No TA = problem
    BT sad = ARC Break
    Soaring TA = Overrun or protest (also more than one BT being
    run in error or it's a cluster)
    Auditor tired = no sleep or incomplete Incident I's
    Auditor dope-off = bypassed F/N or not enough sleep
    Auditor no-interest = out ruds on BT's

    A solo auditor who isn't sure what it is, but runs into
    trouble with a BT is smart to end off the session quickly, write
    down the full observation and get it to the C/S. The solo auditor
    who knows what he is looking at as per the above scale (and the C/S
    the C/S would give), handles it promptly.

    BT critical = w/h = pull the withhold
    BT antagonistic = BPC = assess proper list (such as L1C) and
    handle
    No TA (or case gain) = problem = locate the problem and handle
    BT sad = ARC Break = locate and handle itsa E/S itsa
    Soaring TA = O/R or protest (also more than one BT being run
    in error or it's a cluster) = find which and handle (running more
    than the one intended comes from too wide an intention)
    Auditor tired = no sleep or incomplete Incident I's = check
    which it is and handle
    Auditor dope-off = lack of sleep or bypassed F/N = check on
    sleep or rehabilitate F/N
    Auditor no-interest = out-ruds on BT's = put in ruds

  9. An appetite for news by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    taco dishes out scoop of freshmeat and apple

    Anyone else getting hungry?

    --
    Ergonomica Auctorita Illico!