Powerline Broadband in Hong Kong
DBordello writes "After a successful two year trial run, Hutchison Global Communications (HGC) has commercially launched a broadband over power line service in selective areas in Hong Kong. According to CNET news, the service offers 1.5 megabit per second speeds at a monthly cost of HK$138 (US$17.70), but users are forced to sign a seven month contract."
Does it have an ad campaign along the lines of "Sign up now and get 3 pirated movies free!"?
In other news, Hong Kong is without power after a surge (ha, ha) of users immediately began swapping pirated software and movies...
From the article:
"Users are required to lock into a seven-month contract in return for a modem, or power socket."
Now all we need is a PCMCIA version. Then we'll have a modem that gets its electricity from the computer and the information from the wall outlet.
And you thought tech support had it rough now...
"Nono, sir, you don't..."
[BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZttt *spark, *fssszt]
My
Limekiller
Now bootlegs from Hong Kong can get to the USA faster! Sweet!
...but users are forced to sign a seven month contract.
HGC: "So, user, you MUST sign this contract that will FORCE you to endure seven WHOLE MONTHS of low-cosy, high-speed broadband access that will allow you to download lots of illegal stuff!!"
User: "NO! NO!!! Please, God, don't force me to... hang on...YES! YES!!"
So, um... where's the problem here? I sure don't see one...
I'm stuck here with no broadband access at all. Cable and DSL are not available, only satellite which is expensive. Stuck with dial-up.
And this thing works over powerlines? And is *cheaper* than all the other broadband methods?
Oh dear! Punish me with that contract at $17 a month! Please punish me....
You call customer service and yell "MORE POWER!!! (grunt, grunt, grunt)"
Cake or Death? Cake Please!