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Top 25 Science Stories of 2002

1.Nc3 writes "Scientific American has released a list of their top 25 featured science stories of 2002. From Cryptography to Entomology to Astronomy, a lot of neat stuff happened this year."

105 comments

  1. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot releases its top 10 "top 10" stories for dec 31st.

    This replaces all the "top 10" stories released on Dec 25,26,27,28,29 & 30th.

  2. clone by slothdog · · Score: 5, Funny

    ok, so it's not technically a dupe since the previous story referred to an article referring to the article instead of referring to the article itself. It's just an inferior clone. The editors must be having an off day.

  3. Saddened by the loss of 118 by drunkmonk · · Score: 5, Funny

    How many more superheavy elements will be born only to die in their first milliseconds of life before we realize we CAN'T PLAY GOD?! Poor Ununoctium never even had a chance at a normal life. :)

    1. Re:Saddened by the loss of 118 by TheSam · · Score: 3, Funny

      May Ununoctium rest in peace

    2. Re:Saddened by the loss of 118 by plover · · Score: 2
      I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Superheavy element 118 was found missing from the periodic table this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss it - even if you didn't believe the work, there's no denying its contributions to popular science. Truly an American icon.

      What the hell, I've karma to burn.

      --
      John
    3. Re:Saddened by the loss of 118 by Cap'n+Canuck · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, it did have a good half-life.

  4. #26 by Red+Warrior · · Score: 1, Funny

    Some movies are so bad that even Natalie Portman can't save them. Even with a Beowulf cluster....

    --
    "If, therefore, any be unhappy, let him remember that he is unhappy by reason of himself alone."
    ~Epictetus
  5. Dont' forget Raelian Brigitte!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    How could they forget the story that some sexy French UFO babe claims she cloned the first human? Must have been too late for the presses...

    1. Re:Dont' forget Raelian Brigitte!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sexy?!?! Did you see her and her rotten front tooth. Dude you need to get out more

    2. Re:Dont' forget Raelian Brigitte!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      She doesn't claim to be the first cloned human and her name isn't Raelian Brigitte. Brigitte is her lastname and Raelean's are the cultist group she belongs to along with the other guy that has been showing up on TV (the millionaire who wears space suits from the TV show My Favorite Martian).

      He (Volhalian or something) was a race car driver and was compelled one day to drive to a volcano where a 4 foot tall green alian came out of a flying saucer and told him that he (raelian) was the brother of jesus and his name was Rael. The race of people is the "Elholeme" or whatever (Hebrew word).

      He and this woman "scientist" founded a sex cult based on the Raelian crap and every few years they come out with some crazy thing to get attention in the news which draws even more idiots into their cult.

      I'm just shocked that all the news outlets are actually giving these people air play. That is really sad. Back in the day, it would have been dumped on the news room floor as "bullshit". I guess that's just sad commentary on today's world. I bet they'd even given Marshall Applewhite fair airtime if he were alive today.

    3. Re:Dont' forget Raelian Brigitte!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sick bastard - no one needs to see the nasty grill of a filthy french mad scientist who looks like she smokes about 2 packs of unfiltered per day. I'm supposed to believe that someone who can't even use a toothbrush can clone something?

    4. Re:Dont' forget Raelian Brigitte!! by pummer · · Score: 1

      it's almost believable.

      /sarcasm

    5. Re:Dont' forget Raelian Brigitte!! by Kipper+the+Llama · · Score: 1

      Why don't you just ask her for a clone so you can have a fuckbuddy to share the comforts of your apartment (or mother's basement) with?

    6. Re:Dont' forget Raelian Brigitte!! by istartedi · · Score: 2

      The only real story there is that the media is making it a story. Really. You can't channel surf without hitting the same redundant material about this chick and her claim. What I want to know is how do I start a crackpot group and get that much media exposure without any credible results at all? I also want to know where the real news is. I know it's out there somewhere. We have troops in Afghanistan, they are doing something, but they aren't telling us squat about it because the bandwidth is saturated with the SAME POINTLESS STORY being rebroadcast every 15 minutes.

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      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    7. Re:Dont' forget Raelian Brigitte!! by spike+hay · · Score: 2


      He and this woman "scientist" founded a sex cult based on the Raelian crap and every few years they come out with some crazy thing to get attention in the news which draws even more idiots into their cult.


      Sex cult you say? Hmmm.

      --
      If you don't understand any of my sayings, come to me in private and I shall take you in my German mouth.
    8. Re:Dont' forget Raelian Brigitte!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They show up here, in Montreal (they have a large following in Quebec, apparently), every so often. The last time, they were all up and down the streets, often four to an intersection (*every* intersection, in an area with very small blocks), standing there with these books they were obviously shilling. Fairly creepy.

      i met a friend, shortly after, who had come from the opposite direction and had seen them as well, a couple miles away.

      On a side note: an acquaintance of mine was involved with them for a bit. He was always a little odd. i never once brought it up with him. He eventually left it, i guess, around the time he began programming in a serious way.

      VB; so maybe it's not so evil...

    9. Re:Dont' forget Raelian Brigitte!! by Blind+Linux · · Score: 1

      if by 'sexy' you mean 'makes me wish for blindeness and beat my head on a post until I lose all memory of her terrible terrible face'.

    10. Re:Dont' forget Raelian Brigitte!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's 'blindness', if you'll excuse my French.

  6. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    In Soviet Russia Hondas that cost $13999 with no money down buy a beowulf cluster of 1.99 BIC pens and draw picture of Natalie Portman. Profit!

  7. Premature! by Pii · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    The year is not even over yet!

    Who says 10 other incdeible things couldn't happen in the next 11 hours and 51 minutes (by my clock, EST)?

    --
    For those that would die defending it, Freedom
    has a sweet taste that the protected will never know.
    1. Re:Premature! by Pii · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      Ack...

      ...25 other i-n-c-r-e-d-i-b-l-e things...

      (repeat after me: "Always hit preview... Always hit preview... Always hit preview...")

      --
      For those that would die defending it, Freedom
      has a sweet taste that the protected will never know.
    2. Re:Premature! by Dannon · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm guessing they rushed to make the presses in Kabul (where it is, according to my world-clock, 12:43am).

      --
      Good judgment comes from experience.
      Experience comes from bad judgment.
    3. Re:Premature! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The time of the world is measured at UTC/GMT. Over here it is British Winter Time (Summer time is GMT+1) and it is 19:20! Of course the Slashdot clock is set to Eastern time because that is the time zone its in.

      Its not offically 2003 until 0:00 GMT!

    4. Re:Premature! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yow! The Offtopic-monster attacked this thread!
      If only it would use its power for good rather than evil... :(

  8. gah! by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sexy?

    Man, you need to get out more often. Or stay in more often. Something. All I know is that whatever you're doing, you're doing it wrong.

    --

    --
    the strongest word is still the word "free"
    1. Re:gah! by rppp01 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm still shaken up from that pic. Don't ever do that again. Please. I won't beg, I'll just send you mod points when I get them.

      --
      They stuck me in an institution, said it was the only solution, to...protect me from the enemy, myself
    2. Re:gah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sincerely hope that they did NOT clone her!!

    3. Re:gah! by Sgt+York · · Score: 2, Funny
      goatse would've been better than that.

      The pain...the PAIN

      --

      There is a reason for everything. Sometimes that reason just sucks.

  9. Spiders replace Kevlar by 403Forbidden · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Article Link Here

    It says that Yet pound for pound, the sturdiest spider silks are stronger than steel and stretchier than nylon.

    I heard that while back the Army made a vest out of Spider Silk rather than Kevlar and it was able to stop even small rifle bullets O_o.

    This could be very revolutionary. I wonder how it compares to silk?

    1. Re:Spiders replace Kevlar by drunkmonk · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can see it now...

      "Whether you're in New York or Nablus, the Strip or the Gaza Strip, the Victoria's Secret Naughty Protector (TM) spider-silk teddy is for you. It feels like silk to you and eighteen inches of steel plate to stray rifle rounds!"

    2. Re:Spiders replace Kevlar by sczimme · · Score: 3, Funny


      I heard that while back the Army made a vest out of Spider Silk rather than Kevlar and it was able to stop even small rifle bullets

      The hard part was getting the 11-Bravo (infantry guy) to stand still long enough for the spiders to weave the vest.

      An 'army of one' indeed...

      --
      I want to drag this out as long as possible. Bring me my protractor.
    3. Re:Spiders replace Kevlar by wytcld · · Score: 4, Interesting

      able to stop even small rifle bullets

      The Mongol Hordes wore silk vs. the European's armor. Being lighter they could move much faster, and when an arrow struck it would penetrate the skin but take the silk with it, so by pulling on the silk they could pull the arrow out cleanly.

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      "with their freedom lost all virtue lose" - Milton
    4. Re:Spiders replace Kevlar by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 1

      Various other odd materials were also used by some of the middle eastern armies. Paper armor for example was pretty good (take an axe to your phonebook!) but it of course sucked if it either got wet or got hit with some boiling oil. European armies used some quilted armor in the Crusades and was a match for the Arab's light bows. They started calling the soldiers wearing the quilted armor porcupines because of all the arrows sticking out of them. But closer to the topic, I'd just love to see an M1 Abrams outfitted in plush silk armor. Preferably pink.

    5. Re:Spiders replace Kevlar by airuck · · Score: 2

      Naw, the silk is being manufactured from milking herds of engineered African Pygmy Goats. And I thought venomless bees were cool.

      Finally, people are getting serious about forward engineering life. When can I get a chairdog?

      --
      First entomology, then virology, and finally bioinformatics systems. Bugs follow me wherever I go.
    6. Re:Spiders replace Kevlar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that's crap. Kids today, I don't know, they hear something from somewhere and repeat it like it's gospel. Do me a favour, pop on a silk shirt and stab yourself. Cheers.

  10. BEC the winner! by airrage · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I really think the winner is the SCIENTIFIC METHOD, and in such, that no matter how much you falsify and market your claims, i.e. fusion in coca-cola, cloned humans, flying pigs, altering gravity, you eventually have to publish and MORE IMPORTANTLY you have to have someone be able to REPRODUCE your results.

    To wit, I think those good-old boys who spent many a Saturday night figuring out how to get atoms to realize "damn it's cold" and stop and all huddle together at the bottom of a beaker -- well that takes the prize for me. Because it's little breakthroughs like this which fork into other areas of research and discovery. You take all the others and rip up the Noble Prize submission form, this one takes the cake.

    --
    "This isn't a study in computer science, its a study in human behavior"
    1. Re:BEC the winner! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I like cake. unfortunately here on slash, the only thing caked is the taco snot all over the piss poor slash servers.

      Shouldn't all of you be looking for those towelhead terrorists today, not posting on some crap site?

    2. Re:BEC the winner! by IndoorCat · · Score: 1
      ...falsify and market your claims, i.e. fusion in coca-cola, cloned humans, flying pigs...

      This last one is a fact. I saw it at a Pink Floyd concert.

  11. All these advancements... by SeXy_Red · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    All these advancements in technology and supermans still cant walk, i mean its fricking superman. I say they need to get more people dedicated to getting superman to be able to walk again.

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    This sig was generated by a barrel of trained kittens for SeXy_Red (550409).

  12. what? by tps12 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No Segway?

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    Karma: Good (despite my invention of the Karma: sig)
    1. Re:what? by /dev/trash · · Score: 2

      Vaporware doesn't count.

    2. Re:what? by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      Moderators seem to be confused about the meaning of the word insightful.

      The Segway is an engineering story; it doesn't belong on a science story top twenty-five list.

      Incidentally, the parent post was probably meant to be funny.

      Happy new year, everyone!

      --
      ~Idarubicin
  13. They are having a great day! by DAldredge · · Score: 3, Funny

    The managed to spell most of the words the correct way!

    1. Re:They are having a great day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes! The did, didn't the!!!! Tsk.

  14. Wrong name - by uberstool · · Score: 2

    I thought it was called Unobtainium?

  15. Scientist Report Card by nakaduct · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sequencing of genome this or DNA that: A
    Detection of ice and dirt way out in space: B+
    Detection and fanciful naming of really old bones: A
    Armies of telekinesis-powered robots: B
    Detection of life-ending asteroids: F
    Thinking one thing, then thinking the opposite thing: A
    Faster porn delivery: B
    Flying cars: F
    Teledildonics: F
    Collies that can cook, play poker, and/or defend you with mouth-mounted lasers: F
    A laptop that feels like a desktop: D-

    FINAL GRADE: C-

    1. Re:Scientist Report Card by caluml · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Uh-oh ;)

      I can see this type of report card replacing the steps to profit.

      Bill Gates report card:
      Making money. A
      Not pissing people off. F
      Making good software. D
      Breaking Linux. E
      Getting media giants interested in locked Palladium PCs. C

      Overall summary.
      Bill Gates is a very good pupil, who has stolen a lot of interesting stuff from a lot of people.
      However, Mr and Mrs Gates, he is slipping down the class, and is refusing to stop chasing the girls Features, and Ease Of-Yoos. I have told him to try and work towards getting into either the Stability or Security University, but he's not listening.

      Must try harder.


      Can you see now why I'm not a comedy script writer?

    2. Re:Scientist Report Card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats good. Mod this shit up.

    3. Re:Scientist Report Card by sconeu · · Score: 2

      Collies that can cook, play poker, and/or defend you with mouth-mounted lasers: F

      Sharks with frickin' <FINGERQUOTES>"Lasers"</FINGERQUOTES> attached to their heads: F

      --
      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  16. Almost as ugly as Fent !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow!

  17. Re:Light v2.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hehe..Your two for two..Wanna try three.

  18. how about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Light's Information-Carrying Capacity Doubles

    Can this be used to create a new high capacity DVD-clone? I mean creating bumbs and tides that can do various OAM (orbital angular momentum) of the reflected beam.

  19. Alas, my poor field of study... by TheMatt · · Score: 1

    Yes, once again, theoretical chemistry is left out. It was a good year, though, and some day we will make the list!

    --

    Fortran programmer...oh yeah. Array math for life!

    1. Re:Alas, my poor field of study... by forgotmypassword · · Score: 1

      All theoretical chemistry is really physics;
      and all theoretical chemists know it. -- Richard P. Feynman

    2. Re:Alas, my poor field of study... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well why don't you just suck his fucking dick then?

  20. The REAL scoop .... by mustangdavis · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here are some original opinions (hopefully ou agree) about the so called "Top 25 stories" of the scientific community:

    25.) Controlling Robots with the Mind - Are these in stores yet? When do I get to do this? Did anyone else hear about this?

    24.) Scientists Sequence Genomes of Malarial Parasite and Mosquito - Big news for people in Africa ... but I think they have a bigger problem ... its called AIDS!

    23.) Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation's Polarization Detected at Last - Oh goody ... raditation old enough to collect social security!

    22.) Mouse Genome Sequenced - those poor hairless mice .... how are they gonna pick up a mouse chick if they don't even have their hair when they are young? Considering m own personal situation, I can say I feel for them ('m loosing my hair!)

    21.) Astronomers Discover Icy World Far Past Pluto - 'bout time all that investment into telescopes got us something! We now have 10 planets!!! .... *yea*

    20.) Stamp-Size Plastic Chip Provides New Approach to Cryptography - A new mountain for te hackers to climb! Sounds pretty cool though ...

    19.) Meet the Oldest Member of the Human Family - This is depressing ... this helps to further prove that you and I are nothing more than a chimp!

    18.) Attacking Anthrax - Yea! Eat that bin Laden!! That idea won't work on the U.S.!

    17.) Crafty Crow Rivals Primates in Toolmaking - Proves you can teach an old bird new tricks ... nothing neat hear ... move on

    16.) New Findings Fan Debate over Origin of Vinland Map - Just sell the damn thing on Ebay and debate this later .... face it fokes, its a fake :)

    15.) Avoiding the Impact - Ok, this is news ... people!! wake up! We need to defend ourselves as a race, as a planet, from this kind of ,really bad shit! This should be in the top 3!!!

    14.) Element 118 Dropped from Periodic Table - I needed some of this stuff next week ... again, nice to see how "real" some of these so called findings are, but even better to see that someone was honest enough to retract their false findings! Way to embarass the community!!

    13.) First Humans to Leave Africa Weren't Necessarily a Brainy Bunch - I disagree! They won't get infected with AIDS!

    12.) Study Casts Doubt on Cell from Hell's Role in Fish Kills - *yawn*

    11.) Light's Information-Carrying Capacity Doubles - So now more senceless data from Microshaft can travel at "the speed of light" ... great!

    10.) Study Shows How Far GM Pollen Spreads - and three eyed fish will roan the seven seas .... right ... nothing here .. move on!

    9.) Gladiators: A New Order of Insect - They're going to get us, just like in Starship Troopers!! We're all gonna die!!! Seriously, this is worthy of its position in the top stories of the year.

    8.) Scientists Sequence Rice Genome - Don't need the Chineese anymore!

    7.) Climate Warming Causes Collapse of Antarctic Ice Shelf - So put less stuff on it! (end bad joke) This is VERY serious! However, this may be a natural phenomenon. No need to panic .. yet

    6.) Chinese Fossil May Be Mother of All Placental Mammals - Grandma!

    5.) Scientists Spin Spidery Silk - in other news, silk prices bottom out! New silk that doesn't have to be washed in the "gental" cycle is now available!

    4.) Physicists Create a New State of Matter - Sorry, call me short sighted, but I just don't see how this is useful

    3.) T. rex Not Fleet of Foot, Study Shows - Time to remake Jurasic Park!

    2.) Scientists Succeed in Transplanting Cloned Cow Tissue Moo! Moo! (in sync ... Moo!!!!)

    ... and finally ...

    1.) Mars Odyssey's Measurements Reveal a Wet, Red Planet - This is huge! See #15!! If we get hit by a large rock from space, the ability to have the human race move forward would be nice. However, in order for humans to live, we need water! Also, if we get too stupid and nuke most of the planet, we still might have a second chance! I agree that this is the #1 story ... and that is about all that I agree with when it comes to their rankings.

    The end.

    If you don't agree, please post ... don't moderate!


    1. Re:The REAL scoop .... by RatBastard · · Score: 5, Interesting
      24.) Scientists Sequence Genomes of Malarial Parasite and Mosquito - Big news for people in Africa ... but I think they have a bigger problem ... its called AIDS!

      And scientists and medical researchers are already researching AIDS. The AIDS problem in Africa is not scientific, it's cultural and political.

      19.) Meet the Oldest Member of the Human Family - This is depressing ... this helps to further prove that you and I are nothing more than a chimp!

      And? We are animals. Nothing more. We are not special. Deal with it. Yes, we are the top of the food chain for now and we are the most competent tool users and the most comunicative species ever to walk the earth, but we are still animals. You and I are special to our friends, family and loved ones. Is that not enough?

      18.) Attacking Anthrax - Yea! Eat that bin Laden!! That idea won't work on the U.S.!

      Bin Laden didn't have anything to do with the anthrax attacks. That was the work of home grown American nutjobs.

      17.) Crafty Crow Rivals Primates in Toolmaking - Proves you can teach an old bird new tricks ... nothing neat hear ... move on

      There is something "neat" here. Corvids (crows, ravens, magpies) are the smartest birds on the planet. The fact that they may be smarter (in some areas) that chimpanzees could radically change how we view animal intellegence.

      14.) Element 118 Dropped from Periodic Table - I needed some of this stuff next week ... again, nice to see how "real" some of these so called findings are, but even better to see that someone was honest enough to retract their false findings! Way to embarass the community!!

      No. Being honest is not an embarrassment. The embarrassment would come from the scientists refusing to retract their work. I respect and trust a scientist who has the integrety to admit a mistake.

      11.) Light's Information-Carrying Capacity Doubles - So now more senceless data from Microshaft can travel at "the speed of light" ... great!

      Please. Grow up. This kind of crap is cool if you are 14-years old.

      4.) Physicists Create a New State of Matter - Sorry, call me short sighted, but I just don't see how this is useful

      Many new discoveries are not useful at first. It was hundreds of years after Leonardo first thought up the helicopter before anyone could build one that actually worked. It took a better understanding of aerodynamics, better building materials and a lightweight, yet powerful engine in order to do it. Each piece of the puzzle found by someone else. Many inventions are made not by inventing the thing out of whole cloth, but by piecing together the discoveries of others into something new. Usually something never invisioned by those who discovered the pieces. That is the beauty of Abstract Knowledge: you never know what the pieces you've found will eventually make.

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      Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
    2. Re:The REAL scoop .... by d3vpsaux · · Score: 1

      I thought that this would've made the List - You'd think it would be the biggest story since we landed on the moon...

      In other news - Slashdot should amass a collection of the most abused clichs in comments of 2002.

      In Soviet Russia --- Dead Horse beats you!

    3. Re:The REAL scoop .... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2
      how are they gonna pick up a mouse chick if they don't even have their hair when they are young?

      You're asking the wrong crowd, dude. They'd probably try to whip out their Linux Business Card to impress them!

      As for hair, I take comfort in knowing that Dr. Evil doesn't need hair when he has his Sharks with Lasers(TM).

      --
      That is all.
    4. Re:The REAL scoop .... by juuri · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There is something "neat" here. Corvids (crows, ravens, magpies) are the smartest birds on the planet. The fact that they may be smarter (in some areas) that chimpanzees could radically change how we view animal intellegence.

      Lots of birds can use tools. However I recall that it is now wildly believed that the kia bird of New Zealand is by far the world's smartest bird. They not only have great independent intelligence but have some amazing learned group behaviours. Unlike most birds that can use tools for a single purpose, kia birds can use tools "stacked" together.

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      --- I do not moderate.
    5. Re:The REAL scoop .... by freejung · · Score: 1
      4.) Physicists Create a New State of Matter - Sorry, call me short sighted, but I just don't see how this is useful



      Actually, that's what everybody said back in '95 when BEC was first achieved. The new discovery is that it can be teased into yet another state, which is even cooler (though not colder). This new patterned state might be used to make quantum computers, in which case it will be very useful.

    6. Re:The REAL scoop .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bin Laden didn't have anything to do with the anthrax attacks. That was the work of home grown American nutjobs.

      Your slant is showing with that lie. How about posting a link to the arrest of an American for it? You can't! Go away troll.

    7. Re:The REAL scoop .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > How about posting a link to the arrest of an American for it?

      An American was arrested. He was from Georgia, USA. The damn hick terrorized our mail system for weeks. Why are you lieing about it you Eggie whore? Americans are antrhaaxing themselves to make the good Arabs look bad just as they demolisheed there owne buildings in city of New York.

    8. Re:The REAL scoop .... by InfraMan · · Score: 1

      24.) Scientists Sequence Genomes of Malarial Parasite and Mosquito - Big news for people in Africa ... but I think they have a bigger problem ... its called AIDS!

      But a big *huzza* for parisites

      We can finally begin to make some progress helping those poor unfortunate mosquitos!

    9. Re:The REAL scoop .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderators are smart. They knew better than to moderate your post upward, because the anthrax attacks are Americans killing Americans just like the WTC was. For once, the moderators get it correct.

    10. Re:The REAL scoop .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, don't feed the trolls.

    11. Re:The REAL scoop .... by cp99 · · Score: 3, Informative

      That would be the kea.

      The kea is pretty dam smart, but is there an objective scientific test for intelligence which would let us rank species? I'm pretty sure that their isn't.

      --
      Warning: Some ideologies on the Net are smaller than they appear.
  21. Troll Report Card by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 4, Funny

    To sum up the performance of Slashdot's 2002 trolls... (*wink* you know who you are)

    Natalie Portman. C-
    In Soviet Russia. A+
    First post! B
    All your base. D
    Stephen King dead. F
    Goatsex man. F
    #3 Profit! B

    Overall summary:
    Trolls, your quest has only become more challenging, with more lameness filtering, competition from thousands of troll wannabees, and PR smearing you as juvenile retards with no sense of humor and vandalous personality. Even so, I'm afraid I can't give you a passing grade, when dozens of articles go by with not even one goatsex link or poorly written "all your base" parody. You keep chasing ancient Yakov Smirnoff jokes, which can only lead to trouble. You need to work harder so you can be accepted into either Comedy University or your local mental health facility.

    1. Re:Troll Report Card by notque · · Score: 1

      I usually think the 3# Profits are pretty good. I'd give it a B+.

      But aside from that, you're analysis is money.

      --
      http://use.perl.org
  22. Top Science Story of 2004 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The top story in 2004 will be about the DARPA Grand Challenge! Imagine a Beowulf cluster of autonomous ground vehicles...

    DARPA intends to conduct a race of autonomous ground vehicles from the vicinity of Los Angeles to Las Vegas in 2004. A cash prize will be awarded to the winner. The purpose of the race is to encourage the accelerated development of autonomous vehicle technologies that could be applied to military requirements. Many of the details of the race are being developed. New details will be posted to this web site as soon as possible.

  23. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mods have no humor... i was showing a good story and making a continuation of an alreayd running joke.

  24. Probably not by Nurlman · · Score: 2

    Unless he's had a banner day on other stories, getting modded from 1 to -1 twice in one day has probably gotten him IP banned for the next 72 hours.

    Happy New Year indeed.

  25. Dogshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is actually quite tasty.

  26. Vinland map by Audacious · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I noticed that they got two separate returns on their investigations. It got me to thinking....

    Maybe someone in the early 1900s got hold of some parchment from the 1400s and inked the map using ink from the 1900s. It would explain the two contradictory reports and would, as the article states - be one heck of a forgery.

    Makes me wonder if they could lift fingerprints off of the map and try matching them to those of known forgers. Probably wouldn't make a lot of difference since fingerprinting wasn't always done in forgery cases until after the great depression (when forgery really took off as a method to make money) but you never know. They might actually get the original artist's fingerprints. Which would be neat if nothing else.

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  27. top10 worst by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1, Troll

    topX lists. I am SICK of these @#$@#ing lists.

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  28. How could they miss this? by rfischer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The biggest story is obviously the sad tale of Jan-Hendrik Schon, and his falsified data. This one really rocked the science world because it calls into question the whole peer-review process.

    1. Re:How could they miss this? by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Interesting
      This one really rocked the science world because it calls into question the whole peer-review process.

      I don't know about that. Peer reviewers, presented with convincingly manufactured data, failed to catch a careful, deliberate forgery prepared by a fellow expert in the field. Short of actually repeating all the work, sometimes it can be very difficult to review the veracity of a manuscript. Peer reviewers are looking for well-designed experiments and interesting, useful results. They check for errors of methodology or theory--most probably don't look for deliberate fraud unless they catch an obvious flaw.

      The scientific method as a whole seems to still work--once the work was published, it was tested, challenged, and eventually withdrawn. Schon is utterly disgraced in the scientific community, and any future claims will be met with careful scrutiny.

      Just like any other field, there are bad apples. In science, I suspect that fraudulent work is less likely to be presented and more likely to be caught simply because other people will test it.

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  29. Real Science vs pop science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's amusing that Science magazine's top discovery of the year (RNA interference / Post Transcriptional Gene Silencing, RNAi / PTGS) did not even make it into Scientific American's top 25.

    Sadly, this pretty much confirms my opinion of Scientific American.

  30. mouse and mosquito genomes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out http://www.ensembl.org/ too see the mouse or mosquito genomes. These guys rely heavily on open source software.

  31. math, physics, discarded, replaced buy fairytail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bullshipping storIE.

    somewhere around 40.

    happy happy gnu year.

  32. Scientific American sure has gone downhill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My parents have subscribed to Scientific American for almost 30 years. We still have copies from the 70's and 80's lying around in various rooms. When I look at the Scientific American of "then" vs. "now", I can only shake my head at how far Scientific American has dropped.

    Back "then", Scientific American was more like a research journal, where respectable scientists doing pure research in geology, mathematics, and biology would publish articles. It was a journal by scientists for other scientists-outside-that- field-of-interest.

    Today's Scientific American has articles that seem to be written on lowball subjects that might be suitable for Discovery Magazine. The articles seem specifically chosen to sell magazines. You can just see the marketing focus groups dominating the editor's chair.

    The purpose of the articles seems to be the following:

    1) To generate interest in some high tech outfit that has a new "invention." This makes Sci. Am. a glorified press release outlet for that company, especially if it is seeking investors. Example: In June 2001 (which happens to be lying on my parent's coffee table), the cover advertises articles on "A Low-Pollution Engine" (maybe you want to invest?) and an article about baldness on "Controlling Hair Growth" (a cure for baldness?). Inside there is an article about the Aibo robotic dog -- essentially a free commercial for a commercial product. Where's the articles on slime molds, an unsexy yet fascinating subject? Or ant colonies?

    2) To explain long understood things to Joe Layman, eg an article on "The Evolution of Golf Balls". That may be interesting, and educational, but you can find that kind of junk on the Web. In the same column in January, there's information on the anatomy of a gun!

    3) To become the "People Magazine" of science. There are two pages devoted to profiling the head of the Monteray Bay Research Insitute posing barefoot (sex appeal?)-- which seems a veiled attempt at generating interest for potential financial contributors to MBRI. We're not learning about SCIENCE, we're learning about a frickin' administrator!

    I enjoy Scientific American Frontiers on PBS because that's clearly written for the whole family and Alan Alda does a fantastic job asking excellent and intelligest questions as Mr. Everyman (or Everyperson).

    But the magazine sucks relative to its old self.

  33. That's a man, baby! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0




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  34. TREX and Wet Mars by tmortn · · Score: 1

    Actually it kind of amazes me that Mars having water didn't make a bigger.. errah Splash. Thats huge. Water being present on the planet in significant qualities makes establishing permanet setelments a realistic proposition.

    As for T-Rex I have one question. If the modle is accurate and the T-rex sized Chicken can't even walk then HTF did T-Rex walk ? Damn people, get with it, either the Model is wrong or T-Rex couldn't lift its own weight. Sheesh. This all gets back to the question of the Brontasaur and its neck. If T-Rex could barely move the Brontasaur must have been damn near imobile and yet it had to ingest craploads of food to sustain its incredible mass. But now they barely move and they lived in herds... how did they sustain themselves ?

    I look for more on the issue of the dinosaurs size in the future. Right now it is more or less a given that we do not understand the phsyology of the Dinosaurs for the simple reason that if they worked by the rules we understand today they could not have existed. There is something we don't know. Either they possesed a more capable biomass system than any current known life form on earth or they lived in a weaker gravity field.

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  35. the silk is being manufactured by 5alligator · · Score: 1

    in Montreal

  36. Where are the moderators? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A post claiming 9/11 was "Americans killing Americans" doesn't get moderated as a troll. What a bunch of freaks!

  37. Hey there. by forged · · Score: 1

    With this many fans I would imagine we might be friends ?