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Fan-Made Star Trek Episode Available for Download

Minnesota trekker writes "Two Minnesota fans of the original "Star Trek" series spent seven years, off and on, creating an all-new episode in the 1960s style using their own actors, sets and props. Behold, the U.S.S. Exeter (www.starshipexeter.com). The episode's look and feel is amazingly authentic. The story is inventive and the acting surprisingly good. The damn thing, dubbed "The Savage Empire," is actually watchable. The site gives lots of details on how the episode was created, and even more background is available on the Pioneer Press site."

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  1. Damnit Jim... by Life2Short · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm an ACTOR, not a STAGEHAND...

  2. Copyright infringement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    can't wait for the lawsuits to start :P

  3. Did they go... by craenor · · Score: 5, Funny

    To the William Shatner school of overacting?

    Cannot...seem...to...communicate...with...the aliens...must get...somekindof...resolution before Enterprise...is...destroyed!

    1. Re:Did they go... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
      No respect for Starfleet captains.

      Just as the captain is heading to the bridge, someone jumps into the turbolift and shuts the door. (in the teaser) :P

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  4. Oxymoron? by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Funny

    The episode's look and feel is amazingly authentic. The story is inventive and the acting surprisingly good.

    Wait a sec. No way it can be authentic to the original and be well acted.

    Much of the charm... of the original... Star Trek was... the wooden acting... not to mention the... inexplicable pauses... in William Shatner's... delivery.

    1. Re:Oxymoron? by SirSlud · · Score: 5, Funny

      The pauses wern't inexplicable .. every pause was his mind repeating in soothing tones, "I look like a goof. But the its worth the pay check. I look like a goof. Buts its worth .. "

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  5. My God Jim! by warpSpeed · · Score: 2, Funny
    These people have too much time on thier hands...

  6. 7 years in Minnesota by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    is 49 human years.

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    1. Re:7 years in Minnesota by slim-t · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ah, the old 7 dog years = 1 human year joke, except I think you've reversed it.

      I take it you're from Iowa.

  7. Recipe for a flash fried server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ingredients:
    1 Website
    5 large Star Trek related Movie Files

    Instructions:
    Post 5 movie files on your website. Have someone post a link on slashdot.org. Watch your webserver cook at 300 degrees until the case is a nice golden brown.

    1. Re:Recipe for a flash fried server by Oculus+Habent · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, it's OK. It's at mac.com It's the first step in Apple's color-changing patent

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  8. Incoming http connections! Red Alert! by netsharc · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Captain, I am detecting incoming connection from the Slashdot Quadrant. They have taken all available frequencies! Aarrgghh!!"

    (The console blows up)

    "Red alert, shields up!"

    This looks like a plot by Apple who wants to show off their OS X server (it's mac.com..)

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    1. Re:Incoming http connections! Red Alert! by Bob+McCown · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot the flying sparks, and the camera tilting left-to-right and everyone throwing themselves out of their chairs....

    2. Re:Incoming http connections! Red Alert! by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 2, Funny

      We're losing packet containment! Warp Core Buffer-overrun breach imminent! :)

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  9. something tells me... by AssFace · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... that these fellas get laid ALL the time. seriously. chicks dig that shit.

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    1. Re:something tells me... by nege · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've got mod points, and I would mod you down as overrated (because you are) but then it would be obivious to the metamods that I am just a frustrated geek, who doesnt get any, who is tired of people reminding me that I dont get any.

      Oh well. Keep yer 5.

    2. Re:something tells me... by AssFace · · Score: 2, Funny

      nege, I'll always cherish those words. now hold me.

      If I had mod points, I'd wildly give them about all willy nilly, with total disregard to the law like I always do.

      Especially to that Anonymous Coward guy - he sure gets around. You have to admire his ability to be so prolific and have so many voices.

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  10. Huh? Canopus plague? by Havokmon · · Score: 5, Funny
    The U.S.S. Exeter, freshly recrewed and commanded by Capt. John Garrovick, is on a mission to save a ship infected with the deadly Canopus Plague.

    Am I the only one who thought of a scene where the captain opens a hatch to the food reserves, and thousands of video cards drop down on him?

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  11. Much better than the latest movie... by dagg · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is much better than the latest Star Trek movie. And I bet it'll even be more profitable!

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  12. Re:7 year production? by I'm+a+racist. · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't forget it's Star Trek, having continuity errors only adds to the authenticity...

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  13. Slashdotted - so can somebody tell me... by hndrcks · · Score: 5, Funny

    when does the black guy in the red shirt get killed by aliens?

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    1. Re:Slashdotted - so can somebody tell me... by jargon · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was wondering that myself when I watched it...and lo and behold - a red shirt gets incinerated shortly after getting into the underground fortress. Well done.

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    2. Re:Slashdotted - so can somebody tell me... by friscolr · · Score: 5, Funny
      starshipexeter.com -> cast/script -> starfleet -> crew -> Ensign Benjamin Halley

      Born in Waterloo, Iowa on April 2, 2245; Benjamin Halley is a non-descript red-shirt who, in the classic tradition, is vaporized early in the script. Like all such red-shirts, the 'X' at the end of his serial number indicates that he is surely doomed.
  14. Its not watchable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The damn thing, dubbed "The Savage Empire," is actually watchable. ...not anymore

  15. To boulderly go where no man has gone before. by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
    Gimme Stone Trek anyday!

    Also hosted on Camp Chaos

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  16. My only question is if they time travel by TrekCycling · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously. I've gotten used to the real Star Trek, where this is rampant, so I just can't watch Star Trek unless time travel is involved. Let me know if they go back in time to chase Klingons or get visited by Borg, and then I'm interested.

  17. Before I watch it, by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 4, Funny


    Will I have to wait another 7 years for the conclusion?

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  18. Of Paramount Importance... by Kaemaril · · Score: 5, Funny

    I predict that the Paramount Legal Away Team will soon be setting phasers on "heavy bitchslap"...

  19. fanfic taken to a deeply disturbing extreme by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you say to your friends, "You know what would have been cool? If they had gone to a planet where...", and they agree, that's normal fan behavior.

    When you actually write up the idea you were thinking of in a 200 word concept and share it with your friends, who all like it, that's committed fan behavior.

    When you flesh out the concept to a 10 page script treatment, that's borderline wierd fan behavior. If your friends offer revisions to correct continuity errors, that's definitely wierd fan behavior.

    When you write out an entire script in three acts and actually perform it with your friends, that's borderline obsessive fan behavior. Defintiely obsessive if you film the process.

    When you perform it with homemade costumes, props, etc., and have special effects and a musical score to go with the footage, and then reformat the film as downloadable Quicktime videos for all the world to see, you are ready for film school.

    Either that, or the plastic pointy ears you wear to bed every night are cutting off the flow of blood to the brain.

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  20. Pot, meet kettle; kettle, pot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Said the guy posting his with the five-digit Slashdot userid and a big old page of lengthy comments.

  21. Missing one thing: by Mudhiker · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's just about everything you'd want from a Star Trek episode but the Captain getting it on with a green-skinned vixen down on the planet. Darnit, I wanna see some alien nookie.

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  22. Whether or not a library was linked... by DoNotTauntHappyFunBa · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... this looks like a derivative work to me.

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    1. Re:Whether or not a library was linked... by Sludge · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know you're a nerd when you analogize a star trek movie to the linking step of binary compilation.

  23. Can we have an interview with these folks? by Valar · · Score: 2, Funny

    So I can ask, so, how does it feel to not get laid for 7 years?

    1. Re:Can we have an interview with these folks? by metlin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Doesn't anyone EVER read the linked stories, or what? Duh!

      From the Pioneer Press site:

      But they both got married during the episode's long genesis and now intend to concentrate on raising their children (Josh has three kids; Jimm has a baby on the way).

      Looks like they pretty much did :-P

    2. Re:Can we have an interview with these folks? by yppiz · · Score: 2, Funny
      So I can ask, so, how does it feel to not get laid for 7 years?

      You've certainly asked the right group.

      --Pat / zippy@cs.brandeis.edu

  24. Re:Why EMBED? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 4, Funny

    And btw mplayer can play these if you have compiled it right and have the proper codecs.

    On the other hand, QuickTime Player plays these without having to be compiled, and it comes with all the proper codecs. ;-)

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  25. I had a great time working on this . . . by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

    . . . but they cut me out, in an effort to be as authentic as possible.

    1. Re:I had a great time working on this . . . by Fraize · · Score: 3, Funny

      That wasn't you in the background, laughing yet with no sound coming out?

      Perhaps they'll invite you to the premier of *this* one?

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  26. Wil, you owe me... by Wee · · Score: 5, Funny
    ..one keyboard. A Keytronics KB101. The flatscreen monitor I can clean.

    -B

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    1. Re:Wil, you owe me... by CleverNickName · · Score: 3, Funny

      ..one keyboard. A Keytronics KB101. The flatscreen monitor I can clean.

      No problem. Just pick it up, and send the bill to Rick Berman, c/o Paramount Pictures.

  27. Not so fast! by tswinzig · · Score: 4, Funny

    She's dead, Jim.

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  28. Re:Actually... by FrozenCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually there is alot of original scfi stuff like Farscape, no that was cancelled by TV execs. Well there is FireFly, no that too was cancelled by TV execs (at least in Canada).

    Looks like its not the lack of creativity but the the TV execs lack of imagination and faith in original content being marketable.