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Total Commercialization Awareness

jjohnston writes "Salon just posted its technology and business predictions for 2003: Total Commercialization Awareness. Includes: Al-Qaida online, Slashdot sells out, and pets: the new white meat. Cute ..." That's so 1999.

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  1. Judging by that headline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    JonKatz must be back.

  2. What would have been interesting... by somebaudy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They don't make predictions about Salon's fate in 2003.
    Will they sell out?
    Will they bite the dust and go 404?
    I've read so much about their financial problems that I'm surprised to hera they're still around.

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  3. Wake up call! by saintan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it me or is that picture of Jack Nicholson a bit disturbing for first thing in the morning?

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  4. One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other... by limekiller4 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    michael writes:
    jjohnston writes "Salon just posted its technology and business predictions for 2003: Total Commercialization Awareness. Includes: Al-Qaida online, Slashdot sells out, and pets: the new white meat. Cute ..." That's so 1999.

    The "that's so 1999" Slash article you linked to is about Slash going IPO. The Salon blub reads:

    The popular discussion site for fans of open source software will disclose that it's perilously close to bankruptcy and needs to make all Slash code proprietary in order to survive. Slashdot regulars will rebel, and some will attempt to set up alternative discussion sites -- but Slashdot's founder, Rob Malda, will sue under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act to prevent any copycat sites. When readers accuse the site of "monopolizing" all the vital discussions of the various ways of cooling your computer with liquid nitrogen, Justice Department officials will threaten prosecution of Sherman antitrust violations. But Slashdot will prevail, after hiring David Boies, litigator to the stars.

    Which, while satire, is quite a bit different, don't you think?

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  5. Come on Slashdot! by gpinzone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nice try putting this in the "It's Funny, Laugh" section! Salon uncovers your scheme and you guys try to play it off as a farce!

  6. Snooze by bildstorm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mildly amusing, but even with over 300 mg of caffeine in my system, it's still not that interesting.

    I much preferred Dave Barry's recap of 2002.

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    1. Re:Snooze by melvin22 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just thought I'd put a link to Dave Barry's recap.

      Here it is...

  7. What a joke. by TheViffer · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only reason slashdot was mentioned in the article was so it WOULD get posted here knowing full well that it would get dismissed as drivel.

    Katharine Mieszkowski: "No one is going to read this crap."

    Farhad Manjoo: "You know your right. But how can we get more publicity from it?"

    Katharine Mieszkowski: "I know, lets metion slashdot!"

    Farhad Manjoo: "Hey, and I know. Go grabs Salon's 2003 plan and replace all mentions of Salon with Slashdot."

    Katharine Mieszkowski: "We are going to be famous!"

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  8. We'll always fnd a way around it!!! by mustangdavis · · Score: 4, Interesting
    For every 20 minutes on the Web, "viewers" will be required to download three minutes of ads


    Who ever wrote this was smoking crack!

    People will find a way around this! They will either find some tech way around it, or they will simply stop visiting sites that make you do that.

    I run a web site that rely's on ad revenue, but if these annoying forms of advertising don't come to an end, it could be the end of the Internet for everyone except big business. I know that there are VERY few sites that I would tolorate if they had annoying ads that "made" me do something.

    Honestly, I think that the person that wrote this was just looking to get a rise out of people. (He got one out of me) Hopefully he will wake people up about this BEFORE this kind of thing becomes reality. What happened to simple, NON-POP-UP banners? Yes, they didn't work well, but they got sites exposure! I make it a point NOT to visit sites with annoying ads .... and the people that play the games I run seem to do the same thing. Of all the clicks we get, 10% go to the traditional, non-pop-up ads, 89.99% to the skyscraper banners, and 0.01% go to pop-up ads. NO ONE clicks on our pop-up ads because they are annoyng ... and the people want them to go away! Now if only everyone else would be smart enough to follow suite of a few thousand MPOG players ...

    1. Re:We'll always fnd a way around it!!! by grub · · Score: 5, Informative


      Who ever wrote this was smoking crack! [...] Honestly, I think that the person that wrote this was just looking to get a rise out of people.

      With all due respect, you have an amazing grasp of the obvious.

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    2. Re:We'll always fnd a way around it!!! by Greedo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now if only everyone else would be smart enough to follow suite of a few thousand MPOG players ...

      MPOG players? How many little milk carton caps can you fit in one of those?

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  9. Slashdot may sell out but ... by beanerspace · · Score: 4, Funny

    The author of the article got it wrong. It should read The popular discussion site for fans of open source software will disclose that it's perilously close to bankruptcy and will rewrite and abstract SlashCode into .NET components using Visual Basic which it will license and monitor through Microsoft Passort ...

  10. Bah. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Where's my goddamn Flying Car that I was promised in 2000?

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  11. Parody or reality? by sphealey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The Salon article is clearly meant to be a parody of year end predictions, but the scary thing is I see no reason why Prediction #1 won't actually occur. Should the TIA database be created as advertised, the temptation to use it for politial ends will be tremendous. And we all know how stong politicians are at resisting temptation.

    sPh

  12. So they can find duplicates from 1999... by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 4, Funny

    But they can't search for duplicate articles from a week ago? :-D

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  13. Re:Slashdot Timeline by damiam · · Score: 4, Informative

    Come on, if you're gonna troll, at least give credit where credit is due.

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  14. 8. Slashdot sells out (TRANSLATION) by ignatzMouse · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Attacking /. gives Salon much needed banner hits.

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  15. I found this article to be informative by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Informative

    at least about the AAA. Once again, I learn something every day. Though the BWC needs a better server.

  16. wrong, Scoop by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 4, Informative
    Scoop is written in Perl.

    Scoop on Freshmeat

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  17. Re:Some of these are kind of funny by aWalrus · · Score: 5, Informative
    I wonder how many of those moves are due to arm-twisting by VA lawyers trying to get blood from a stone?

    How about none? Slash is open source. People are encouraged to use it. If they find a better alternative they can switch whenever they want to. No one forces them one way or the other. CmdrTaco or VA can't charge them for use of slash, Scoop is not written in C, it's perl, just as slash, and you're a well known troll who, incredibly, gets moderated up rather frequently.
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  18. Pretty sad by Sanity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The slashdot mention seems like a pretty transparent attempt by Salon to get slashdotted. This article isn't particularly amuzing or funny, so I guess they needed some kind of gimmick to boost their hit-rate.