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Sex Makes Your Brain Grow

McLuhanesque writes "The Globe and Mail is reporting the findings of two researchers that "Mating triggers the development of new neurons in the smell centre of the brain, a finding researchers hope will provide clues on how to trick other parts of the vital organ to repair themselves after injuries caused by strokes or head traumas. ... Dr. Weiss and his colleagues discovered that prolactin levels -- and consequently new neuron production -- surge after mating ... And they found that if prolactin was introduced to the blood system by injection, it also stimulated production of new neurons for the olfactory bulb." For those with a subscription to Science, the abstract of the full article is here ."

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  1. Sex Makes Your Brain Grow by reyalsnogard · · Score: 4, Funny

    .. that's not all that it makes grow! O=)

  2. hmm I wonder if.. by josepha48 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    .. they include masterbation as sex? I.E. What's there defination of sex?

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    1. Re:hmm I wonder if.. by Deanasc · · Score: 4, Funny
      if they include masterbation as sex

      If that were true then the world wouldn't be so full of morons.

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    2. Re:hmm I wonder if.. by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 2

      Morons are too stupid to masturbate.

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    3. Re:hmm I wonder if.. by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 2

      It only creates more neurons in the olfactory bulb, and more neurons don't equate intelligence anyway (duh, look at elephants)

    4. Re:hmm I wonder if.. by josepha48 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I always though that jocks were dumb and had sex with the cheerleaders, but the nerds and geeks masterbated a lot more and were the smart ones.

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  3. So I was smart to loose my virginity by Deanasc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come on baby... Don't you want to feel beautiful? Don't you know it'll make you smarter? Come on sugar and give it to me... Of course I love you.

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  4. Disclaimer: by uradu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does not work with manual override. Sorry guys!

  5. If it works in humans... by Simon+Field · · Score: 3, Interesting


    Perhaps having sex often would give you the extra olfactory neurons needed to be a wine connoisseur or a perfume tester.

    Finding out what controls the migration to the olfactory bulb would also be nice, especially if the mechanism could be hijacked to direct the neurons elsewhere. Cure Alzheimer's disease by having sex? Cram for a test by watching certain videos?

    It might be interesting to see if the brain has its own mechanisms for directing the stem cells to places that need them. Suppose damage itself is a trigger for migration? Perhaps prolactin injections alone could alleviate stroke damage by stepping up the stem cell production, with the new stem cells migrating to the damaged area.

    Maybe the reason spinal cord injuries are so hard to heal is that people paralyzed from the neck down get less sex than they used to?

    That would be an interesting grant proposal...

    1. Re:If it works in humans... by Alsee · · Score: 4, Funny
      That would be an interesting grant proposal...

      Itemized list of expenses:

      Item 14: $119.95 for 4 gross single use sterile latex health barriers.

      Item 15: $100 per subject per session for physiological stimulation experts.

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    2. Re:If it works in humans... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3, Funny

      That would be an interesting grant proposal...

      I'll say. "Hookers for parapalegics" simply has a ring to it that some boring Los Alamos fund mismanagement fails to excite.

  6. Hmm... by happypizzaguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    And how does this concern the average Slashdot reader?

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    1. Re:Hmm... by VikingBerserker · · Score: 2, Redundant

      Since the typical Slashdotter rarely has sex, this would explain the recent prevalence of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes.

  7. RTFA - It's NOT Making You Smarter by 0x69 · · Score: 5, Funny

    READ THE ARTICLE - it says that both sex and pregnancy add nerve cells to the part of the brain that handles SMELL. NOT IQ. NOT memory.

    Maybe this explains morning sickness. Any why she starts bitching about your dirty clothes, room, etc. after a while. And why her perfume doesn't smell as cool as it used to.

    Maybe this ain't so good after all, eh?

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    1. Re:RTFA - It's NOT Making You Smarter by Smidge204 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well duh. If you ever talked to a porn star you'ld have all the evidence you need to prove frequent sex does not make you smarter!

      =Smidge=

    2. Re:RTFA - It's NOT Making You Smarter by budalite · · Score: 4, Funny

      What? Well, That stinks!

  8. Re:Ya Right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Makes a portion of the brain "grow".

    Doesn't have anything to do with intelligence.

  9. Next week's science article: by LordHunter317 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Science: Slashdot Has Effects Opposite Those of Sex

    1. Re:Next week's science article: by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 3, Funny
      Huh? I don't get it.

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  10. Maybe... by charlie763 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...that's why I can't smell anything.

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  11. First post? by sporty · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bah, screw first post. First *grunt*! :) Yeah, i'll burn for that.

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  12. Does this mean? by metalhed77 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That all slashdoters have had the maximum amount of sex in a previous lifetime?

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  13. Gee, and here I thought.... by CodeShark · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...that it was something else that made my sweet lady's perfume seem better after the *cough* "olfactory neuron connecting activity".

    As opposed to something truly satisfying -- like the gentle smile on her face, the close physical space (snuggling), the tenderness in the touching -- and of course the huge release of endorphins we experience together. Plus the knowledge that at if we try at certain tims we might even add an interesting addition to our small family -- you know -- participating in the creation of a new life.

    *sigh* Where's the study that shows how much more these important things make new neuronal connections grow...

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  14. Wow that's a lot of jokes in one story... by kasparov · · Score: 2
    Mating triggers the development of new neurons in the smell centre of the brain...

    Wow, that explains so much...

    ...provide clues on how to trick other parts of the vital organ to repair themselves after injuries caused by strokes or head traumas.

    Yeah, those head traumas from strokes to your vital organ can be painful.

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  15. Enhanced Sense of Smell in Pregnancy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We knew right away when my wife got pregnant this time. Before she had even missed her first period her sense smell had gone into overdrive. Last time she couldn't even go into the meat department in the grocery store. Yesterday she was sniffing our 18mth old daughter and telling me how good she smelled. Fortunately I haven't had to take over all the diaper changing of our toddler yet. But I wouldn't be surprised if that is coming soon.

    I think it is a self-preservation thing in that helps prevent her from eating spoiled meat or moldy fruit - she can smell these from across the room.

    However as to making you smarter, any gain in brain capacity during pregnancy more than lost in memory function after childbirth. Most new mothers blame this on lack of sleep, but I think there is likely a hormonal aspect to it as well.

  16. Re:Science makes ./ pockets grow? by Knacklappen · · Score: 2

    Sounds like somebody is making a commission off of new subscriptions to "Science".

    Yeah, but since I've had no occasion for brain-growing activities lately, a subscription to "Science" would be a waste of my money...

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  17. A stab in the dark.. by sabNetwork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This probably has to do with human pheromones, which are detected through a part of the olfactory system. Pheromones are utilized during both sex and the search for a mate.

  18. For those with a subscription to 'Science' by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2

    and those with subscriptions to a mag called 'science' are NOT the ones who benefit from actually having sex.

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  19. I knew it! by tgrigsby · · Score: 2, Funny

    Einstein was a sex GOD!

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  20. Ehm... by LadyLucky · · Score: 2
    a finding researchers hope will provide clues on how to trick other parts of the vital organ to repair themselves after injuries caused by strokes or head traumas

    Definitely a cure best performed in the privacy of your own home.

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  21. Just image what they would be like w/o sex by lukme · · Score: 2, Funny

    How smart were they before they had sex? I think this topic needs further investigation. May I be a research subject?

  22. Re:Science makes ./ pockets grow? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2

    Hmmm, perhaps instead of a subscription to Science, maybe Hustler or Screw magazine?

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