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Computer Room Hot?

Anonymous Coward writes "Here is a cool PC ventilation product I ran across. Like many faithful on here, I have multiple computers in a small room which really heat up the place. My office is a good eight degrees warmer than the rest of the house This product called R.A.C.H.A.L (Reduce Annoying Computer Heat And Loudness) vents computer exhaust into the wall, not the room. Might cut down on the electricity bills during those hot months.." Another approach: An anonymous reader writes "If your 'puter is getting to loud, you might want to consider some silent cooling. And the gang at OverclockersClub has just that. A three page review of the Zalman VGA Heatpipe Cooler. This thing is pretty nice looking, and with no power, no noise, what else could a guy ask for? Check out the review here. How come more companies don't do the "silent" thing?" Borked link fixed.

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  1. nice! by RyLaN · · Score: 2, Funny

    my computer wakes up the people below me when i turn it on..well, i do have a pent 4 overclocked to 4.0 ghz, but thats not the point!

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  2. My house... by MattCohn.com · · Score: 3, Funny

    My house is freezing, and I wouldn't be able to survive in my computer room (Basement, AKA utility room) without the heat. Good for corperations, not for me. Anyone else use spare clock cycles for warmth?

    1. Re:My house... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ironic ... your pussy is often near my PUD.

    2. Re:My house... by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny
      This is why real geeks can sit around in their underwear (or less) while working on their boxen :-)

      Seriously, during the winter months it makes a difference. Mind you, having my dog (a Newfoundland - think black St. Bernard) in the same room also generates enough heat to keep the room warmer - and he makes a great footrest.

    3. Re:My house... by CableModemSniper · · Score: 3, Funny

      My laptop is a handwarmer

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    4. Re:My house... by chialea · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's nothing -- my laptop warms /other/ people's hands!

      Lea

  3. It's getting hot in here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So take off all your clothes!

    Chicks love nekkid geeks in hot computer rooms.

    1. Re:It's getting hot in here by Kenja · · Score: 3, Funny

      Clothes? What clothes?

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    2. Re:It's getting hot in here by giel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ehr, no, hmm, it's a little more, ehm, complicated: geeks love computers in hot nekkid chicks rooms...

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    3. Re:It's getting hot in here by Torqued · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's fine, but for the sake of all that is holy, turn off the webcam!!

    4. Re:It's getting hot in here by netsharc · · Score: 3, Funny

      Those lucky Soviet Russians...

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  4. Why? by VistaBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    How come more companies don't do the "silent" thing?

    The problem is, silence is golden. So therefore, in this poor economy, companies can't pay for the gold required and consumers can't really afford it.

  5. Hey, man... by LiftOp · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you don't have to yell to hear over it, how do you know it's working? ...or is it just me and my Sparc?

  6. from the depths of AOL... by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


    An anonymous reader writes "If your 'puter is getting to loud, you might...

    BZZZT! Sorry Sparky. You lose any geek points by using the term "'puter".

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    1. Re:from the depths of AOL... by Hormonal · · Score: 2, Funny
      Actually, it regains some of the points lost by calling something a 'puter.

      It's just like writing in all caps is bound to lose you points, while writing in alternating, misplaced, or even no caps will probably gain you points (or at worst, have no effect on your geek points.)

      How long until some jackass comes up with some sort of Geekagotchi, where you have it recompile kernels, mislearn spelling, and subtitle anime fan films, in order to gain the Geek points ot move to the next level?

    2. Re:from the depths of AOL... by mrsmalkav · · Score: 2, Funny
      though you know, with all this sex talk about people taking off their clothes and all, i'm kinda concerned about computers being referred to as boxes... in a hot room....

      let's see.... ahh, yes: unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck; fsck;fsck;umount;sleep;

  7. Re:the tradeoff by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 5, Funny

    then there's the 3rd option. the waste energy manifests itself as mana and enables me to cast lightning bolts to smite the puny dwaves AAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    dammit. I really need to lay off the RPGs.

  8. If you hook it up to your sink by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hook the tube up to a water faucet, and connect it to your computer's intake fan (rather than exhaust), you can lower the temperature of your computer with an efficient, cooling mist!

  9. Re:That's not gonna work. by schussat · · Score: 5, Funny
    I like how the front page of the site advertises, "Attaches using the existing computer case screws, no case mods." Yeah, they make up for the lack of case mods by requiring you to drill a big hole into your wall cavity.

    All that, and an associates' reseller program to boot? Step 3, profit!

    -schussat

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  10. Re:OverclockersClub Graphs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, it makes me angry, too. Angrier than even mispellings on slashdot.

    I tried charting the difference in anger, but it didn't look like much more because I was using a logrithmic scale.

  11. It work great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bought this product because my small trailer gets pretty warm with my computer running all day. When I drilled the hole in the wall I noticed that I could see outside (watch where you drill). I stuck the tube through the hole and it worked fine for about 3 days. On the fourth day when I was walking out to my car, I noticed straw coming out of the hose. When I took a closer look I noticed a small bird made a nest in the hose. I cleared out the nest and put a screen over the end of the hose and it works great. My trailer no longer gets too warm.

  12. Re:What about appliances and rack-mount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    (I wonder what the exhaust temperature for an entire rack would reach?)

    tried this - was measuring 137 degrees F coming out and rising before ceasing such crazy experiments.

    I suppose you could run the vent into a small box and put a nicely seasoned broiler chicken or small roast inside...

  13. Toilet-water CPU Cooler by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's a thought I had, but probably will never get around to building.

    Lots of people go to the expense and effort of building/buying radiators or using large tanks of water as the heatsink for their water-based CPU cooler systems.

    Last year, I started measuring the temperature of the water in my toilet tank. After a flush, it drops to 5-6 degrees Celsius. Between flushes, it gradually reaches room temperature, of course, but this is still no worse than a radiator or bucket. In practice, however, it never actually gets above about 10C (while room temperature is about 20C).

    In other words, it's a supply of cold water which you were going to simply flush away.

    Place a small bucket inside the toilet tank. Put a submersible pump in there, run the water to the CPU coolers, bring the water back and drain it over the bucket in the tank.

    Everytime you flush the 6 beers you went through while flaming me for my Linux isn't ready for the desktop article, you can rest assured that the water which cools your CPU is being replaced with fresh, cold water. No mold, no mildew.

    The purpose of putting the pump in the bucket is so that there's always a supply of water for the pump, even during the flush. And the purpose of draining the return line over the bucket is so that if your toilet tank doesn't refill for some reason, you'll still keep your bucket full of water and buy some time for hardware monitors to shut the system down if it's getting too warm.

    I don't know how hot the water in the toilet will get, but think about this:

    • The bucket full of water in the toilet tank is replaced during each flush but isn't actually available for a flush. You'll save water.
    • You'll be removing the CPU-heated water from the house and will therefore reduce the load on your air conditioning system.
    • You get to piss on the scourge of the overclocker, that excess CPU heat.
    • Warming liquids enhances their ability to dissolve things, including ...dark matter. You might have to clean the toilet less often.

    Of course, the only thing I'd worry about is the quality of the submersible pump. After all, if water leaked into the pump, then the water in the toilet could come into contact with one side of the AC line... the other side of which is grounded to your fusebox. If you happened to touch another grounded object while urinating (concrete floor, sink faucet, etc), then enough current could find that your stream of urine and urethral tissues are a more attractive ground path than the plastic sewer pipe. I think I'd invest in an isolation transformer (search ebay) to reduce the risk of highly ...unpleasant... damage.

    Ahh... the joys of being an eccentric genius.

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    1. Re:Toilet-water CPU Cooler by sapped · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now, if you could run the hot water through a hollow toilet seat for those cold winter mornings, then you will have something useful going.

    2. Re:Toilet-water CPU Cooler by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you're going to go to all that trouble, you may as well wire your water cooler into the supply line of the toilet: the tank fill pipe draws from your water reservoir, which draws from your water supply. Add a cutoff valve in the event that your water is cut off and you're done.

      Of course this all smacks of the sort of thing a teenager would do to his honda - expensive, failure prone, and mostly useless.

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