Recycling Pay Phones into Terminals

Roland Piquepaille writes "Two weeks ago, The Washington Post published a story about the death of the pay phone. It was aptly named "Requiem for the Pay Phone." Basically, it argued that as cell phones use increase, pay phones are retired from the streets. Now, according to Fortune in "Making Pay Phones Pay," Bell Canada is trying to change this situation. "Bell Canada recently started converting public pay phones in Toronto, Montreal, and Kingston into terminals for 'Wi-Fi' Internet connections. Some U.S. phone companies may soon follow suit." Check this column for more details and concerns or visit the Bell Canada's AccessZone page for details on the program and pilot locations."

Comments

Re:Penis

[Mighty_Joe_Stalin]

how your penis might work: 1) Your penis spots and attractive male and/or female that looks like a man.
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3) At this point, you've got AIDS.
4) You just point your penis at the man-beast's anus, let's call you gay because you are.
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8) Your anus is introduced to the man-beast's penis.
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Re:How about 911?

[Oliver Defacszio]

So, you're some 16 year old bag of hormones who can't bear the image of ten minutes without a reminder of your undoubtedly immense popularity by pissing everyone off with an almost certainly worthless and inane conversation about nothing with one of your equally vapid friends?

"What's up?"
"Just chillin' at the mall."

Oooh, what a life you have, junior.

Re:How about 911?

[Oliver Defacszio]

Well, chucklehead, it sure looks like you've done more to insult yourself than I could without investing a lot more time than you are worth. I am sure you wouldn't have time to really read it anyway, what with the endless social engagements to which someone of your status is surely invited. In fact, you're probably adding to your calendar right now, which prevents you from being able to use any meaningful punctuation or proper spelling in your comments. What other explanation could there be? If I hadn't been apprised of your status before now, I'd assume you were a borderline illiterate moron who is lying about his popularity in a vain (and laughable) attempt to assure himself that someone, somewhere may actually care. Can you imagine my audacity?

So, we're done here. Enjoy those non-malls and vital banter with your "partners" in that clearly well-infrastructured metropolis.