You could use a few tools yourself you fucking mongoloid. For instance, you need the ability to think and you need the ability to talk to girls and you need a dick that doesn't fall into the category of micro-penis.
Furthermore, you are a filthy Jew and I hate you. It figures that the first thing a Jew is going to bring up is money. Man, you fucks are tight with the old money aren't you? You've made me so angry and it's still early in the morning.
Fuck it, I'm going to go throw feces at your mother's face. She likes it!
I'll tell you what I would like...I'd like your sister to stop showing up at my apartment drunk. She barges in with her shirt pulled down to her waist yelling, "I'VE GOT TITS! I'VE GOT TITS!" I try to explain to her that she's got hairy tits and that is a horse of a completely different color, but the slut just doesn't get it. Listen, I love helping out retards everything and I really do believe they deserve a fair shake from society but I've got shit to do - this dopey slut has got to take a break. But anyway, I was recently able to purchase a cage over the Internet (thank goodness for Ebay) and now whenover your sister drops by (as previously described) I just put her in the cage. My only real problem now is that she shits in it and someone has got to clean that up. So 6139, could you drop by some time and clean the cage out? It's getting pretty filthy in there - it's certainly not fit for caging a dog or a monkey or anything (obviously it's still acceptable for a retarded slut-whore like your sister) and the smell is quite bad.
In response to your post (and this is what will get this post modded up to +5 informative so that my karma can begin to head in the Excellent direction and far away from the Terrible condition it is currently in - like I fucking give a shit), 6139 is making reference to gay pornographic movies and he should be modded down as off-topic. He's a little confused and dim-witted so don't judge him too harshly - that fucking cumslut gutterwhore. Yes, that's right 6139, you're a male cumslut - fucking gross! Anyway, as Dr. Laura would say - go do the right thing and bomb some Arabs; they're not good creatures, as you should already know.
You fucking kikey kike! You hid an associate tag into that link! Fuck you! I found you out Ezikiel!!! You son of a bitch - jew jew jew. Fuck you jew!!
I am calling you out - get a real fucking job and stop trying to jew through life. Fuck you with a ten inch dildo, you douchebag! I hate you so much. Jesus Christ, what a dick-eater you are. That's right, I said JESUS CHRIST. Remember the guy your people killed? Yeah, asshole - fuck you people. Who besides the stupid fucking jews would kill God's son? I mean, it's God's fucking son!!! Not even the dumb negroes would kill God's son - even those monkeys know better. Fuck you you fucking moron. Get a job.
Hey man, why don't you take a trip to the Good Joke Store? I know, I know - the Bad Joke Store has the cheaper product and it saves you some money but, in the long run, you're really just hurting yourself. Your reputation is hurting due to all these bad jokes and gay retorts. Instead of pooping out five bad jokes, spend that same amount of money and buy one good joke. Or just go get a.40, fried chicken, and watermelon - whatever you want to do.
I'm just one man god-fucking-dammit; I can't fix the whole motherfucking world. I suggest you take some responsibility yourself and stop pissing into the stew. Having a fetish for drinking urine must run in your family.
GO U.S.A. - In the future, Arabs will be an extinct species. [Notice: I said species on purpose - they're not human. Have you seen the way they look? They're lower than monkeys and fish.]
I'll tell you what passed a test today - GRAVITY. I hovered over a filthy, stinking whore and gently pushed out a giant piece of fecal matter. Gravity pulled it down, down, down - onto the dirty whore's chest. I then laughed at her as a bit of liquid gushed forth and made her less than spectacular tits a bit more interesting.
Fuck you assholes for being dickless losers without any life. Hey mods - fuck a duck, you douchebags. Seriously...you're assholes.
I was playing Socom: U.S. Navy Seals the other night and I told some kid that he needed to settle down. He replied with something so I called his mother a dirty whore. I like teaching little kids new words - it's entertaining. Watch out for the blacks - I heard they're up to something. Peace out niggaz!
You'll never be able to get rid of those words from your filter list simply for the fact that most spam isn't coming from the U.S. I think it's a great idea to stop the flow of spam from the end of the spammer through legislation but there will always be a flow of spam coming from other countries that can probably only be handled by a filter. Of course, ISP's could start blocking all mail from certain countries...
The point is that no laws have been in place to go after spammers. I don't see where you're getting the idea that the government can't combat criminals using computers. Within this country, people get caught all the time. I mean, have you read Slashdot before? DMCA violations have been noted quite a bit - that law has been fairly well used. What makes you so sure that anti-spam laws won't be?
That was the most gay post I have read today. You're a fucking fag. It's almost sad when people try to be funny and fail miserably like you have just done. Notice I said "almost." This is because, ultimately, you are a fucking homosexual and therefore not a person, thus I can't really feel sad for you. You're not a human being so I don't really have any emotion associated with you. I suppose I could compare you to some type of foul-smelling dog that eats out of garbage cans. I have some pity for you but don't really care one way or the other except for the fact that you are shitting on my lawn. That makes me angry and desire to kick you in the asshole, you douchebag. I just read what you wrote again and it's amazing how fucking gay and stupid it is. You even included an ultra-homo smiley face. What a fucking faggot you must be. When was the last time you touched a girl, you fucking shitmaster? Go eat shit asshole.
Hello my friends! The Communist Revolution is upon us and it takes shape in the form of my penis. Go ahead and have a gander at it. Darth Vader rules. Fuck you guys.
That is treason son! You can't go shooting off at the mouth concerning what operating system the Marine Corps is using! Do you love your Corps?!! Do you?! Now Tojo is going to have us. He'll read your comment and know that we're using Linux. What does thiat mean? Well, I think it's pretty obvious that the next time there's an exploit of Linux, Tojo will use it and invade! He'll mow us down!! I can't believe you're so casual about treason. It's unbelievable.
Hey, I got through this entire post without typing "fuck." Good for me.
Ha Ha Ha! I knew that the Eagles would fail. They were a team being held together by the strange idea that McNabb is a quarterback. When McNabb first entered the league, I was like everyone else; I thought, "Wow, he's changing the way quarterbacks play." But now in the grim twilight of his career I realize that we had it wrong from the start. He wasn't changing anything. He had flash-in-the-pan written all over him - all style, no substance. Just like Kordell Stewart, that evil heroin-junkie, and the guy from that football league started by the WWF who had "HE HATE ME" written on his jersey, so to is McNabb nothing but a foul brute with no finese. Everytime Terry Bradshaw said something stupid about how great McNabb was, Joe Montana would fall down on the ground and begin spinning at high rates of speed. The Eagles were only in the NFC Championship because the idea of McNabb hadn't entirely fallen apart (but it was close - HE HATE ME and Stewart have long since fallen by the wayside) and the Eagles have a defense that can successfully defend against the worst in the league. The Bucs are a shitty team - there's nothing special about them at all. Come on, Keyshawn Johnson is an arrogant asshole and we all know that arrogant assholes never win when it REALLY counts. [Hi Barry Bonds! How are you? Enjoying the off-season? What's that on your finger? Oh, nothing? Hmm, no ring eh? Fuck you asshole.] That being said, The Raiders will pound the Bucs and would have pounded the Eagles. They are the best of the shitty teams that made the playoffs. If Drew Bledsoe had not been paid off by the Patriots organization to infiltrate and sabotage the Buffalo Bills, Jim Kelly would currently be standing upon a mountain of corpses and laughing at you filthy cumdumpsters. Marv Levy will be back to skull-fuck all who want some, mark my words.
In other news, this new movie with the motorcycles and Kid Rock/white trash looks to be the worst movie this side of Deuce Bigalo. Never place bets on a team from Pennsylvania. They will never cover the spread. The only good player who has ever played for a Pennsylvanian organization is the great Lenny Dykstra. Nails will live on forever...but as a Met. The Phillies are shit. The Eagles are shit. The Flyers are shit. Allen Iverson stole my fucking car!!! Long live the Revolution.
Wait till I start posting about my bowel movements, battle with incontinence (sic), thoughts on islam, and perhaps I'll even post a few funny jokes. Let's see those bastards sue me! I'll take 'em to court! People need to realize that in the real world, if you have a bulletin board where people can tack business cards up and leave notices, and you leave it unmonitored (i.e. the chance exists for an anonymous addition) eventually someone will defecate into their hand and smear it all over your message board. Just as in the real world, so this condition exists on "The Internet".
Similar to what you did with your mother. First you kicked her in the anus, sending her fat ass rocketing into the sky. Then, gravity in its horribly flawed design, brought the great beast back to Earth where you mercilessly jumped on top of her (she had passed out at this point) and jammed your penis into her. Now all the bitch needs is an abortion so the world doesn't get another cross-eyed retard like yourself.
Listen, on an unrelated note to my trolling of you, I'm really bored with Slashdot today. Everything that's been posted has been shit. I sat here for the longest time trying to find someone to troll. On an interesting news day, the jokes will write themselves. Today, it's like getting a Jewish woman to take one in the ass. It's always, "6 Million people! 6 Million people!" and never, "Stick it in my butt!!" Christ, I'm pissed off about this shit now. I mean, a fucking balloon with Linux on it? Who gives a fuck? And this fucking moron posts the story, just assuming the server won't go down. What a fucktard! How can anyone be that stupid? All of this has added up to make me very angry. And it is not the usual kind of happy-angry. This is angry-angry. This is the type of shit that makes me want to take a dump on my neighbor's porch. Hmm, that's a good idea. That will make me feel better...actually, maybe I'll go play some Grand Theft Auto. You know what I like to do? First, I pick up the hookers. Then, I fuck the hookers. Finally, I toast the hookers. It's really entertaining. I'm still mastering the plane and it's slow-going but I'll get it soon. Man, after that I suppose I might whack off real quickly just for upkeep of my balls, and then I'll go to the gym. Hmm, that sounds okay. Alright, fuck you guys.
Hey, did you see Oprah eat that piece of shit on TV today? It was awesome!
Yes, we are currently able to do that. The issues that I face are the following: My current finances are limited so when you ask whether it's possible to put together a "free" system", you're asking about the software. The answer to that is yes. The software is out there, google for it. But my problem is that while hardware does just grow on trees, it is usually hardware that is old and slow. I refuse to allow my workhorse to be hijacked in order to let little Susie watch television through it because her interest in watching 'Charmed' conflicts with my need to have a certain consistent level of processing power. So while I would love to get my entertainment system really decked out with a network interface so I can turn on Donahue from the comfort of my work room, I just don't have the money right now. Clearly, in the future, the people's champion will have the money and then I'm going to do it. In the meantime, I think about the software I'll need, snoop around, and have found it's quite readily available.
Of course, I'm not sure many will be taking the do-it-yourself assembly route. The masses always like their boxes to come fully assembled and requiring just one plug. I mean, Microsoft has their goliath coming to the States and I've heard about the Moxi Media Center (story here) which debuted at CES. Basically the Moxi Media Center is the all-in-one entertainment center that you're talking about in this article. Of course, it's no fun to let the corporations put it together for you because they'll cut corners and tie you into subscription based payments somehow. Oh well, I guess I'll continue dreaming.
Thanks for a great article! I enjoyed reading other people's thoughts about it.
Ha Ha! Linux fags sure are skinny aren't they? You'd think they'd get a little bit more hefty from all the fecal matter they consume. I mean, I was hanging out on State Street, talking to my brothers, and we watched this one Linux jackass down at least 4 liters of diarrhea. Now, I know what you're going to say - diarrhea has a lot of water and that passes right through the body but let's remember that there's also some shit content within diarrhea. I believe 4 liters of diarrhea is equal to about a two-pound solid-poop burger. Now that's going to make any pasty little girl into a big fat heffer but apparently being a supporter of gay terrorism lends itself to staying slim, even on the most unhealthy of diets.
Oh, hey did you hear that joke about the Linux kid getting cancer and dying? Ha! That's a good one. Christ, oh - it's time to jack off.
how your penis might work:
1) Your penis spots and attractive male and/or female that looks like a man.
2) Your penis alerts your brain that you would like to engage in gay oral/anal shenanigans with this man-beast.
3) At this point, you've got AIDS.
4) You just point your penis at the man-beast's anus, let's call you gay because you are.
5) The man-beast says "NO!"
6) Your penis shrivels and is sad. A single lone tear falls from it onto the ground.
7) The man-beasts's penis realizes that you are a pansy and alerts the man-beast to this fact. The man-beast then sends HIS PENIS to http://your.ass.bleeding
8) Your anus is introduced to the man-beast's penis.
9) Your penis requests a reacharound.
10) Erection comes up - man-beast begins jacking you here.
11) You climax quickly and the man-beast laughs while he continues to pump you.
12) The man-beast ejaculates and withdraws - leaving blood and semen pouring out of you.
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Furthermore, you are a filthy Jew and I hate you. It figures that the first thing a Jew is going to bring up is money. Man, you fucks are tight with the old money aren't you? You've made me so angry and it's still early in the morning.
Fuck it, I'm going to go throw feces at your mother's face. She likes it!
In response to your post (and this is what will get this post modded up to +5 informative so that my karma can begin to head in the Excellent direction and far away from the Terrible condition it is currently in - like I fucking give a shit), 6139 is making reference to gay pornographic movies and he should be modded down as off-topic. He's a little confused and dim-witted so don't judge him too harshly - that fucking cumslut gutterwhore. Yes, that's right 6139, you're a male cumslut - fucking gross! Anyway, as Dr. Laura would say - go do the right thing and bomb some Arabs; they're not good creatures, as you should already know.
PEACE OUT MY NIGGERS!
I am calling you out - get a real fucking job and stop trying to jew through life. Fuck you with a ten inch dildo, you douchebag! I hate you so much. Jesus Christ, what a dick-eater you are. That's right, I said JESUS CHRIST. Remember the guy your people killed? Yeah, asshole - fuck you people. Who besides the stupid fucking jews would kill God's son? I mean, it's God's fucking son!!! Not even the dumb negroes would kill God's son - even those monkeys know better. Fuck you you fucking moron. Get a job.
I'm just one man god-fucking-dammit; I can't fix the whole motherfucking world. I suggest you take some responsibility yourself and stop pissing into the stew. Having a fetish for drinking urine must run in your family.
GO U.S.A. - In the future, Arabs will be an extinct species. [Notice: I said species on purpose - they're not human. Have you seen the way they look? They're lower than monkeys and fish.]
Fuck you assholes for being dickless losers without any life. Hey mods - fuck a duck, you douchebags. Seriously...you're assholes.
I was playing Socom: U.S. Navy Seals the other night and I told some kid that he needed to settle down. He replied with something so I called his mother a dirty whore. I like teaching little kids new words - it's entertaining. Watch out for the blacks - I heard they're up to something. Peace out niggaz!
I took a dump on you, gook.
You'll never be able to get rid of those words from your filter list simply for the fact that most spam isn't coming from the U.S. I think it's a great idea to stop the flow of spam from the end of the spammer through legislation but there will always be a flow of spam coming from other countries that can probably only be handled by a filter. Of course, ISP's could start blocking all mail from certain countries...
The point is that no laws have been in place to go after spammers. I don't see where you're getting the idea that the government can't combat criminals using computers. Within this country, people get caught all the time. I mean, have you read Slashdot before? DMCA violations have been noted quite a bit - that law has been fairly well used. What makes you so sure that anti-spam laws won't be?
That was the most gay post I have read today. You're a fucking fag. It's almost sad when people try to be funny and fail miserably like you have just done. Notice I said "almost." This is because, ultimately, you are a fucking homosexual and therefore not a person, thus I can't really feel sad for you. You're not a human being so I don't really have any emotion associated with you. I suppose I could compare you to some type of foul-smelling dog that eats out of garbage cans. I have some pity for you but don't really care one way or the other except for the fact that you are shitting on my lawn. That makes me angry and desire to kick you in the asshole, you douchebag. I just read what you wrote again and it's amazing how fucking gay and stupid it is. You even included an ultra-homo smiley face. What a fucking faggot you must be. When was the last time you touched a girl, you fucking shitmaster? Go eat shit asshole.
Hello my friends! The Communist Revolution is upon us and it takes shape in the form of my penis. Go ahead and have a gander at it. Darth Vader rules. Fuck you guys.
Hey, I got through this entire post without typing "fuck." Good for me.
In other news, this new movie with the motorcycles and Kid Rock/white trash looks to be the worst movie this side of Deuce Bigalo. Never place bets on a team from Pennsylvania. They will never cover the spread. The only good player who has ever played for a Pennsylvanian organization is the great Lenny Dykstra. Nails will live on forever...but as a Met. The Phillies are shit. The Eagles are shit. The Flyers are shit. Allen Iverson stole my fucking car!!! Long live the Revolution.
Peace out my jiggas!
Listen, on an unrelated note to my trolling of you, I'm really bored with Slashdot today. Everything that's been posted has been shit. I sat here for the longest time trying to find someone to troll. On an interesting news day, the jokes will write themselves. Today, it's like getting a Jewish woman to take one in the ass. It's always, "6 Million people! 6 Million people!" and never, "Stick it in my butt!!" Christ, I'm pissed off about this shit now. I mean, a fucking balloon with Linux on it? Who gives a fuck? And this fucking moron posts the story, just assuming the server won't go down. What a fucktard! How can anyone be that stupid? All of this has added up to make me very angry. And it is not the usual kind of happy-angry. This is angry-angry. This is the type of shit that makes me want to take a dump on my neighbor's porch. Hmm, that's a good idea. That will make me feel better...actually, maybe I'll go play some Grand Theft Auto. You know what I like to do? First, I pick up the hookers. Then, I fuck the hookers. Finally, I toast the hookers. It's really entertaining. I'm still mastering the plane and it's slow-going but I'll get it soon. Man, after that I suppose I might whack off real quickly just for upkeep of my balls, and then I'll go to the gym. Hmm, that sounds okay. Alright, fuck you guys.
Hey, did you see Oprah eat that piece of shit on TV today? It was awesome!
Of course, I'm not sure many will be taking the do-it-yourself assembly route. The masses always like their boxes to come fully assembled and requiring just one plug. I mean, Microsoft has their goliath coming to the States and I've heard about the Moxi Media Center (story here) which debuted at CES. Basically the Moxi Media Center is the all-in-one entertainment center that you're talking about in this article. Of course, it's no fun to let the corporations put it together for you because they'll cut corners and tie you into subscription based payments somehow. Oh well, I guess I'll continue dreaming.
Thanks for a great article! I enjoyed reading other people's thoughts about it.
Oh, hey did you hear that joke about the Linux kid getting cancer and dying? Ha! That's a good one. Christ, oh - it's time to jack off.
how your penis might work: 1) Your penis spots and attractive male and/or female that looks like a man.
2) Your penis alerts your brain that you would like to engage in gay oral/anal shenanigans with this man-beast.
3) At this point, you've got AIDS.
4) You just point your penis at the man-beast's anus, let's call you gay because you are.
5) The man-beast says "NO!"
6) Your penis shrivels and is sad. A single lone tear falls from it onto the ground.
7) The man-beasts's penis realizes that you are a pansy and alerts the man-beast to this fact. The man-beast then sends HIS PENIS to http://your.ass.bleeding
8) Your anus is introduced to the man-beast's penis.
9) Your penis requests a reacharound.
10) Erection comes up - man-beast begins jacking you here.
11) You climax quickly and the man-beast laughs while he continues to pump you.
12) The man-beast ejaculates and withdraws - leaving blood and semen pouring out of you.