MandrakeSoft Files for Bankruptcy Protection
An anonymous reader writes "It's official: MandrakeSoft has filed a 'declaration de cessation des paiements' - the French equivalent of a U.S. Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing. From a statement issued by the company: 'This reorganization of liabilities enables MandrakeSoft to continue its current operations, which are showing increases in revenue and significant decreases in expenses. MandrakeSoft's strategic partners are supporting the company in this process and the MandrakeSoft team is focused on continuing to deliver high quality services and products to its customers.' Best wishes to MandrakeSoft as they work through this process."
"To f## the #i#Cl#p#ngs##, y#u se##ch woo## of C##ada in backpa#k# of AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
Strange, it just says "ahhhhhhhhhhhhh" at the end. Perhaps this troll was dictating to another troll as he died? The only "ahhhhhhhhhh" I know of is an old folk-lore tail about a wizard of "ahhhhhhhhhh-zzzz"; "oz" for short. Perhaps he was dictating and died as he was trying to mention Wozniack's codename: WOZ. It wouldn't make sense for him to dictate "ahhhhhhhhhhh" if he were dying, I think it ... IT IT GOT ESR, RUN !!! IT'S A MOUNTY!
But I'm sure you already Gnu that.
WE SURRENDER!
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eliphas
Someone moderated my message as flaimbait. While I agree it probably was, I disagree it should be moded down. Perhaps there should be a flaimbait(0), or flaimbait(+1) even :)
1) buy bankrupt linux company
2) ??
3) profit!!