Dissecting the Roomba

WannaGeek writes "Jake Luck and John Ioannidis have dissected a Roomba for your educational pleasure. Just the basics, but important information on how to kill a Roomba if you get trapped in a sci-fi horror flick with one threatening to suck up your breakfast."

Comments

Stop Import of People & Save American labor

[Anonymous Coward]

Missing from title..."Stop Import of People & save American labor*"

Re:Getting Saved By Jesus

[Anonymous Coward]

It's True!

Mod Parent as Funny and Disgusting!

[Anonymous Coward]

nt

Feds bust spam scam

[Anonymous Coward]

On CNN, Drivers license spam scam busted

On /., The competition for an average programmer

IN SOVIET RUSSIA...

[Anonymous Coward]

...Roomba dissects YOU!

Re:It's too bad

[sirket]

Actually Jake is a friend of mine and if I know him the site was probably being hosted on a SparcStation 20 :) That and the line that it was on were simply not capable of handling Slashdot.

-sirket

Re:Getting Saved By Jesus

[Anonymous Coward]

Where the hell do you get off doing something like this? I mean really, If I really wanted to read something like that, I would go pick up a friggin bible! Since when did slashdot become a recruitment facility for christians?

ROOMBA

[Anonymous Coward]

A homosexual goomba. Goombas are homos.

MARIO WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

FUCK TACO AND HIS UTTER LACK OF REGEX SKILLZ

[spoon42]

*_g_o_a_t_s_e_x_*_g_o_a_t_s_e_x_*_g_o_a_t_s_e_x_*_
g_______________________________________________g_ _
o_/_____\_____________\____________/____\_______o_ _
a|_______|_____________\__________|______|______a_ _
t|_______`._____________|_________|_______:_____t_ _
s`________|_____________|________\|_______|_____s_ _
e_\_______|_/_______/__\\\___--___\\_______:____e_ _
x__\______\/____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|____x_ _
*___\______\_-~____________________~-_\____|____*_ _
g____\______\_________.--------.______\|___|____g_ _
o______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|____o_ _
a_______\___.__C____)_________(_(____>__|__/____a_ _
t_______/\_|___C_____)/______\_(_____>__|_/_____t_ _
s______/_/\|___C_____)_______|__(___>___/__\____s_ _
e_____|___(____C_____)\______/__//__/_/_____\___e_ _
x_____|____\__|_____\\_________//_(__/_______|__x_ _
*____|_\____\____)___`----___--'_____________|__*_ _
g____|__\______________\_______/____________/_|_g_ _
o___|______________/____|_____|__\____________|_o_ _
a___|_____________|____/_______\__\___________|_a_ _
t___|__________/_/____|_________|__\___________|t_ _
s___|_________/_/______\__/\___/____|__________|s_ _
e__|_________/_/________|____|_______|_________|e_ _
x__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|x_ _
*_g_o_a_t_s_e_x_*_g_o_a_t_s_e_x_*_g_o_a_t_e_x_*_



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