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Microsoft Introduces Its Own CD Copy-Inhibition Scheme

M.C. Hampster writes "MSNBC is carrying a Reuters story about Microsoft's new CD protection technology. At the heart of the technology is the laying of songs "onto a copy-controlled CD in multiple layers, one that would permit normal playback on a stereo and a PC.""

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  1. The real question is... by KDan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can I download a version for linux?

    Daniel

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    1. Re:The real question is... by sczimme · · Score: 5, Funny


      Probably not, but email me and I will burn you a copy of the Windows version.


      (Yes, I'm joking.)

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  2. Thank You Microsoft!! by SuperDuG · · Score: 3, Funny
    With your marketshare of the computing industry and sheer spending power, the whole debate on a standardized DRM Scheme is no longer neccessary.

    Wait a minute, could the evil and fearless RIAA/MPAA take on the mighty Microsoft?

    This reminds me of something ...

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  3. Whoop-de-doo! by tuba_dude · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since the music industry is probably going to try stuff like this anyway, (as a consumer) I'm glad to see they're trying something that's supposed to play on everything. As an individual, I'm still annoyed that they're trying this shit, but I'm glad Microsoft is in on it because of their "amazing" security track record.

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  4. Wasted Money! by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 2, Funny

    They could have spent that $1/2 billion buying out senators,buying a win in court, or even...dare i say... redesigning Windows!!!

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  5. And here we thought Microsoft hated Linux! by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1, Funny

    They are doing more to encourage Linux use than anyone, in a way that no one else could! Thank you, Microsoft! =P

  6. For Mac Users... by MBCook · · Score: 3, Funny
    And you thought copy protected CDs caused problems for your computer BEFORE...

    Couldn't eject CDs from the drive. Ha. You'll wish for those days...

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  7. I have a copy inhibition scheme too... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    I have a copy inhibition scheme too - Sell Crappy Music.

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    1. Re:I have a copy inhibition scheme too... by reaper · · Score: 4, Funny
      I have a copy inhibition scheme too - Sell Crappy Music.
      They've been beta testing this for the past couple of years... Have you heard Britney's latest albumn?
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  8. 3 steps to success by necrognome · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Lock the recording industry into the Redmond One-Ring (TM) licensing system.
    2. ...
    3. Profit!

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  9. It's Already Been Exploited. by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 5, Funny



    Someone came up with an ingenious way to circumvent the new copy protection scheme. Rumor has it you can buy a strand of copper, and push one end of it in a special socket labelled "Audio Out", and then take the other end of this same strand of copper and connect it up to the "Audio In" socket on the recording device.

    Apparently, the theory is, the electrons inside the strand of copper get so excited that they begin to affect neighboring atoms in sort of a cascading fashion.. This happens zillions of times per second, as fluctuations in signal level travel through the copper core of the strand. In order to prevent this power from getting out of hand, they've even got stuff in development right now that uses a vinyl plastic or rubberized outer coating.

    Totally fucking awesome. I want one!

    No word yet on how much these strange "copper strands" are going to cost (probably hundreds of thousands of dollars considering how difficult it is to create a long, thin, flexible piece of copper in the lab, but, i'm sure the price will go down with time. Regardless, Microsoft aught to be shaking in their boots by now!

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    1. Re:It's Already Been Exploited. by blibbleblobble · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Rumor has it you can buy a strand of copper [wire] and push one end of it in a special socket labelled "Audio Out""

      I suggest that a better circumvention mechanism would be to get a much larger piece of copper, and push one end of it in a special socket labelled "Jack Valentini".

  10. Re:This will be broken by blitziod · · Score: 1, Funny

    could be tricky this time. We may have to resort to ..LIQUID PAPAER!

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  11. Re:Woefully short on details... by csnydermvpsoft · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have that feature in Windows 98 already! Though it doesn't work on my Linux system - does anyone know if it will work under WINE?

  12. wow... so this article wasn't totally fake by dwgranth · · Score: 2, Funny

    The bbspot released an article about Microsoft's CDS initiative (cant do sh*t)... which i thought was pretty funny.. but seems to be coming true ;)

    MS CDS initiative from BBspot

  13. Re:Copy protection doesn't work by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, the copy protection layer is a code wheel
    on the CD that you have to slide into the right
    position according to a sticker on the jewel case.
    MS stole the idea from computer games...

  14. Not patentable... by YuppieScum · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry, you can't patent that... there's too much prior art...

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  15. Re:Except for one thing: by Dg93 · · Score: 2, Funny
    The sound quality of the copy done through the digital-to-analog then analog-to-digital connection will definitely be inferior to the original.


    And this is different from mp3 encoding, how?


    Thank you, drive through

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  16. LOTR Joke by smilingirl · · Score: 5, Funny
    Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows XP CD.

    To my surprise he threw it into my oven and turned it on. Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said, "Do not worry, it is unharmed."

    After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said, "Take a close look at it."

    To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, an inscription finer than anything I had ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth: "12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE820945092OF923A40EEl OE5IOCC98D444AA08E324"

    "I cannot understand the fiery letters," I said in a timid voice.

    "No, but I can," he said. "The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English, this is what it says:

    "One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them." It is only two lines from a verse long known in System lore: "Three OS's from corporate kings in their towers of glass, Seven from valley lords where orchards used to grow, Nine from dotcoms doomed to die, One from the Dark Lord Gates on his dark throne In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie. One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them all And in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie."

    ~Just a cute little joke I found somewhere... Somewhat relavent to the topic... Smilingirl =)

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