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UFO Evidence From SOHO Satellite

Posted by timothy on from the until-they're-identified-they're-unidentified dept.

Anonymous Coward writes "EuroSeti is set to reveal during the week of Jan 24-27 National Space Centre in Leicester, UK scientifically sound and verifiable evidence based on observations taken by the SOHO satellite and other satellites that indicate UFOs are present within our solar system. For the past two years, hundreds of extraordinary UFO-like images have been gleaned by a Spanish-based team using two space-based satellites. NASA initially tried to explain the images away as pixel faults, passing meteors or asteroids, etc., but when a European-led consortium presented them with images that clearly were none of the aforementioned, they 'clamped up.'"

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  1. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    In Soviet Russia the aliens look for you.

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia by po_boy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The flying objects identify you.

  2. my 2nd In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    In Soviet Russia you look for spaniards.

  3. Huge Fat Cans Abound by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    As some of you dorks may know, today is the day in which the AFC and NFC championship games are played. This year the Eagles and the Bucs are squaring off and in the other game the Raiders and the Titans play. Now, in the interest of promoting heterosexuality and general manliness, I will tell you about these games.

    First of all, the Bucs are shit. They have always been a shitty team and they always will be a shitty team. There is a reason they've never won a Superbowl and it is because residents of Florida are most interested in the Dolphins and their college teams. The Bucs are a minor league team posing as a real threat. No one cares and so management doesn't actually take themselves seriously. The owner of the Bucs sort of giggles every time he trades or releases a player. It's like he's snuck into his dad's office and is playing as businessman. There's no reason to think that the Eagles-Bucs game should be anything but a huge fat can, of the worst possible kind. Things will get ugly and quickly, believe me. The reason to watch the game is because this is what men do in January and you are afforded a chance to enjoy some beer and some chips. Again, this is what men do. Besides, the ugliness may roll into the stands and some poor souls could be dismembered, raped, perhaps even subjected to a beheading. This will be enjoyable for all involved. Now, let's move on to the Raiders-Titans game.

    We all know ("all" meaning all straight males) that the Raiders are made up of very old players. But these aren't old shitty players; they are future hall of famers. These motherfuckers can play and play they will. Steve McNair, while a good quarterback, is still soft and fragile. Romanowski will punish him for being so vain as to think he can lead his team to victory in the Black Hole. He will be destroyed and torn limb from limb. To put it simply, the Raiders are the lions, the Titans are the Christians, and Jesus is out to lunch. I predict the Raiders will win by a margin of 14 points. Bet on it or you're a homosexual.

    Finally, you may be wondering; who will win the Eagles-Raiders Superbowl? Easy: Raiders. Bet on the Raiders and bet heavily. If someone offers you money on whether or not Jerry Rice will score a touchdown, drop his pants, and defecate on the field - take Rice to make it happen. The Raiders are unstoppable this year. They will destroy the Eagles. McNabb will take two snaps and then suffer a career-ending injury. There is nothing left to hope for if you are an Eagles-fan. Take solace in the fact that the Raiders will fall apart in the off-season and be lucky to make the post-season next year. That is all my children. Stop being dorks and watch some football.

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  4. Re:Old Kike 956 972 0032 by stevejsmith · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    All I can say is...

    What the fuck!?

  5. In Soviet Russia... by -1bynextweek · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    space agency clamps down on reports of YOU!!!

  6. Re:Who knew by buss_error · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    puts on a tinfoil hat on to protect themself from the programming rays

    This used to be funny. Then one of my friends became mentally ill, and really thinks they need to do this. Now it's not funny anymore, just very, very, sad. If one were to be exposed to the plight of the mentally ill, one wouldn't make so many jokes about it. It is depressing to see one so bright, promising, and fun spiral down.

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  7. Re:Old Kike 956 972 0032 by Olaznog+(c) · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Where the h*** is the moderator???? Hello?????

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  8. Re:Who knew by lubo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    test of submit

  9. Re:When UFO's Attack! by dbrutus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Bill Gates is hoarding cash.
    What does he know that you don't?

    Didn't MS just declare their first dividend? I think that what he knew was that he was out of ideas and he didn't feel like getting an effective tax bracket of 70% (corporate rate plus personal income tax).

  10. Re:One question? by Patrick13 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    who the fsck got mod points? Try reading the FAQ.

    the parent gets an "insightful" - an AC posting that uses the word "fucktard"?!?

    lol

    I wish I could see what the metamods say about this...

    (PS: Mod this: -1 Offtopic)

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  11. Re:Why by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "This is the sort of pedantry up with which I will not put." - Churchill