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U.S. Air Force Developing Microwave Weapon

Makarand writes "A weapon that uses an intense microwave pulse to fry electronics in computers and communication systems is being developed by the US Air Force according to this BBC News article. This weapon is totally harmless to people and could be used in situations where hitting targets could result in civilian casualties. This weapon could be carried by an unmanned drone or a cruise missile." EMP weapons have, in general, been under discussion and research for a very long time.

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  1. Advantage.. by Chicane-UK · · Score: 3, Funny

    At least when the army are out on maneuvers, they can cook up their own rations with it :)

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    1. Re:Advantage.. by le_jfs · · Score: 5, Funny

      Someday we'll be able to use such devices to fry the RFID tags in our tires.

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  2. Harmless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Sure, unless you're a small wet kitten.

  3. Re:So why are they not used? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    What are reasons not to use them yet?
    They don't work.
  4. Good against computerized enemies... by kahei · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...not so good against the USA's actual enemies, i.e. 20 beardy guys with assault rifles in a cave. Still, if war ever breaks out with Taiwan or Belgium or somewhere, these things will rock!

    On the other hand, the scary robot plane in the picture is COOL.

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    1. Re:Good against computerized enemies... by Doctor+Hu · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...not so good against the USA's actual enemies, i.e. 20 beardy guys with assault rifles in a cave. ...
      Nah, for them all you need to do is just drop a few tons of high explosive from a great height. Works every time. Um, provided the cave isn't really deep. Or, um, not on your target list because it's, um, too well hidden. Or empty because the beardy guys were passing the hookah around one evening, as you tend to do when you're holed up in a cave with no TV to denounce as an instrument of the infidels, and they wondered, hey, what would The Great Satan do, and top of the list was that he'd probably drop a few tons of explosive on them from a great height, so they decided that sitting out the campaign in neighboring Pakistan had a lot to recommend it.

      I'm not trawling for +1 funny points here, nor indulging in knee-jerk anti-US sentiment: successfully taking the fight to a group as amorphous as, for example, Al-Qaida which has no intention of cooperating with your preferred choice of battleground is hard. I just wish I could be more confident that the activities and emphasis that have been made public so far aren't the whole of it.

  5. Comic by termos · · Score: 1, Funny

    Finaly, they are attacking at dawn. It is possible that i die, I will never se my wife again, or my kids. Our country will go under, and many people will die.
    But I will be able to warm this damn old food! (this just had to be said)

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  6. Re:Coldbringer? by assaultriflesforfree · · Score: 4, Funny

    Righto. My guess is that, if this thing ever comes to be reality, they'll start using it on the military targets and save the bombs for the hospitals, schools, trains, and Fox.

  7. Think this is an ethical weapon? by ackthpt · · Score: 1, Funny
    If you think this is an ethical weapon, have you ever seen what a Microwave oven does to a hotdog?

    Geez, and we're after a Saddam for being a monster.

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  8. oooh, scary by new+death+barbie · · Score: 4, Funny
    Imagine the damage this weapon could inflict on the enemy when all of their popcorn pops at once.

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    1. Re:oooh, scary by sczimme · · Score: 4, Funny

      Imagine the damage this weapon could inflict on the enemy when all of their popcorn pops at once.

      Well, if that 80s vintage documentary showed me anything, it's that...

      the house will rapidly fill up with popcorn

      the windows will break outward, followed by popped corn pouring out of said windows

      the front door will burst open in slow motion, and one of the more annoying antagonists will be engulfed in a mass of kernels as he is propelled down the front steps

      eventually part of the foundation will collapse, and the house will list about 15 degrees to port

      local townsfolk will rejoice in the corny goodness (also in slow motion)

      Terrifying stuff, that is.

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  9. Early reports ... by smallfries · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... indicate that the chinese have already been experimenting with defenses against microwave weapons. So far the most reliable is a metal spoon ...

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    1. Re:Early reports ... by haa...jesus+christ · · Score: 1, Funny

      spoon? there is no spoon...

  10. Re:High Power RF @ Microwave Freqs == Heat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Note: If you don't agree with me, don't bother replying. I won't read it."

    How will you know if I agree with you or not if you don't read it? And what if you do read my reply and I didn't agree with you?

  11. Re:Completely safe for civillians? I think not. by Trent05 · · Score: 0, Funny

    MY PACEMAKER!!!

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  12. Truth about the new weapon by flyneye · · Score: 1, Funny

    truthfully,it is really only a microwave oven.of course,its going to cost millions each.BUT,just think of the looks on the faces of those muslims as we sling previously frozen martha stewart pork roast t.v. dinners at them.

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  13. Re:not 'totally harmless to humans' by Inflatable+Hippo · · Score: 1, Funny

    > people with pacemakers, or anyone nearby on life support or similar would still be affected.

    Not on the "defrost" setting.

  14. Re:Scary Threat by colinleroy · · Score: 1, Funny

    CDRom backups should be safe.

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  15. Re:So why are they not used? by Bob+McCown · · Score: 1, Funny
    The first thing that comes to mind is what they would do to enemy pilots.

    I bet they fall for it...

  16. Re:not 'totally harmless to humans' by LINM · · Score: 1, Funny
    And pacemakers are *hugely* popular in Iraq. With healthcare spending exceeding $10k USD per citizen per year, Iraqis enjoy the most technologically advanced treatments in the world.

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  17. Re:Completely safe for civillians? I think not. by iapetus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Look, if they're going to paint huge red target markers on their buildings then what do they expect? Damn liberals.

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  18. Just don't let the RIAA get hold of it . . . by 9jack9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    . . . or they'd by EMPing us by the city block.

  19. Re:Completely safe for civillians? I think not. by forgetmenot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not to mention the shrapnel caused by all the exploding eggs.

  20. Grounded Faraday cage? by otis+wildflower · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if the case on my TiG4 would bleed off enough energy to survive one of these things.. I know it absorbs 2.4GHz pretty well!

  21. "'Strap-on' system" by Conspir8or · · Score: 2, Funny

    >The latest technology is a "strap-on" system

    To some, "strap-on" is an apt description of recent US foreign policy ....

  22. The One Downside by saddino · · Score: 2, Funny

    After the initial hit, you need to rotate the target 90 degrees and hit it again.

  23. Re:A lot of these weapons don't actually work. by dildatron · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, I have never seen a really poor person develop a futuristic weapon that may help us win conflicts with less casualities.

    We need poor weapons developers! Developers develepers developers developers developers...

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  24. Re:The two major questions about EMPs. Anyone? by leighklotz · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can assure you -- Wall Street and Redmond are completely safe from any attacks involving lorries. London, of course, is at risk.

  25. A hitech anti hitech weapon by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

    What a smart idea, when you've got all the technology, and the enemy is armed with spears and rocks.

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