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  1. No. They also have proof that he claimed to have used original arcade hardware for those runs. Why would you like about that?

  2. Re: Congratulations you invented LOGO! on Tim Cook: Coding Languages Were 'Too Geeky' For Students Until We Invented Swift (thestar.com) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was thinking COBOL...

  3. Has *nobody* played Zero Escape: Time Dilemma? on Dubai Proposes Giant Simulated Mars City In the Desert (newatlas.com) · · Score: 1

    This will not end well.

  4. Re: UK costs will numerically match those of the U on Apple App Store Prices Rise in UK, India and Turkey (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Correction: users *are* fucked. Just not by Apple in this case.

  5. Re:Control vs. Publicity on Online Voters Name British Vessel 'Boaty McBoatface' (telegraph.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but I'm generally in favour of interested tapirs.

    As for Boaty McBoatface, surely we all knew from the start that wouldn't be the name? They never promised (or even suggested) that the name with most votes would actually be used. At least it gave us Trainy McTrainface and Horsey McHorseface. So there's that.

  6. Re:In Slovakia on Online Voters Name British Vessel 'Boaty McBoatface' (telegraph.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Good. The Freedom Cycling Bridge is far more functional, and your preferred name would just cause gridlock.

    Because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

  7. Re: Apple - standing alone on DoJ Says Apple's Posture on iPhone Unlocking Is Just Marketing (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    Yes they do.

    The phone in question is not, however, such a device.

  8. Instance or class? on NHTSA Gives Green Light To Self-Driving Cars · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So is each individual instance of an AI a driver? Each version of the software? Each combination of hardware and software?

    If a single car is found to be doing something that would have its license revoked, does that car lose its license, or are all Google cars immediately banned from driving? Would a version tweak cause that license to be reinstated, or would Google be out of the self-driving-car business?

  9. Re:In Alaska... on Are Roads Safer With No Central White Lines? · · Score: 2

    The question, of course, is whether this is a permanent fix or a temporary one; as the idiots who like to drive above a safe speed for the road (which doesn't necessarily match with the speed limit and isn't consistent along the length of the road) and overtake inappropriately get more familiar with the road, they may well revert to their old ways, and now the road markings are missing it's likely to increase certain elements of their bad behaviour.

  10. Isn't this a no brainer? on German Publisher Axel Springer Bans Adblocking Users From Bild Website (axelspringer.de) · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's why I don't use ad blocking software or disable ads on Slashdot.

  11. Re:Uninstall would be nice on Google Relaxes Handset Makers' Requirements for "Must-Include" Android Apps · · Score: 1

    There's a big benefit on low-end devices with lots of bloatware and very little storage.

  12. Re:No. Fund homeopathy properly. on Is the End of Government Acceptance of Homeopathy In Sight? · · Score: 1

    If he complains, just add some more water to the bottle and tell him to keep the change.

  13. No. Fund homeopathy properly. on Is the End of Government Acceptance of Homeopathy In Sight? · · Score: 1

    This is a horrible idea. Government needs to fund homeopathy as much as possible.

    By my understanding of these things, that should mean the tiniest fraction of a cent's worth of funding to cover the next 50,000 years. With that sort of money behind them, homeopaths should be the richest people in the world!

  14. Re:Whats wrong with US society on Privately Owned Armored Trucks Raise Eyebrows After Dallas Attack · · Score: 1

    It's for home defense, commie.

  15. Re: We should do this every day on Two Gunman Killed Outside "Draw the Prophet" Event In Texas · · Score: 1

    No, it's not that black and white. Killing terrorists, especially like this where people are deliberately setting up a situation where they draw out people with these views, is a brilliant way to make more terrorists.

  16. Re: The Perfect Bait on Two Gunman Killed Outside "Draw the Prophet" Event In Texas · · Score: 1

    Just a simple organised flag burning should do the trick.

  17. Journalists - don't oversensationalise AI reports on An Open Letter To Everyone Tricked Into Fearing AI · · Score: 1

    The scientific community has Kevin Warwick to do that for you.

  18. Re:Let's ban all guns! on Gunmen Kill 12, Wound 7 At French Magazine HQ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Like, I was over in England. You ever been to England, anyone, been to England? No one has handguns in England, not even the cops. True or false? True. Now-in England last year, they had fourteen deaths from handguns. FFFFFourteen. Now-the United States, and I think you know how we feel about handguns-woooo, I'm getting a warm tingly feeling just saying the fucking word, to be honest with you. I swear to you, I am hard. Twenty-three thousand deaths from handguns. Now let's go through those numbers again, because they're a little baffling at first glance. England, where no one has guns, fffffffourteen deaths. United States, and I think you know how we feel about guns-woooo, I'm getting a stiffy-twenty-three thousand deaths from handguns. But there's no connection, and you'd be a fool and a Communist to make one. There's no connection between having a gun and shooting someone with it, and not having a gun and not shooting someone. There have been studies made and there is no connection at all there. Yes. That's absolute proof. You know, fourteen deaths from handguns. Probably American tourists, too.

  19. Re:Meet Streisand on UK Hotel Adds Hefty Charge For Bad Reviews Online · · Score: 5, Funny

    I applied this back in the early days of Java development, when the giant list of terms and conditions for the SDK download was displayed in a text field.

    An editable text field.

    This has two main effects that I can see:

    1. I, unlike most people, am allowed to use old versions of Java to run nuclear power stations.
    2. Sun owes me $1m for each JDK I downloaded back in the day.

    To date I haven't received payment.

  20. Re: Blockheads on Tetris Is Hard To Test · · Score: 1

    RTFM.

  21. Re:In lost the will to live ... on How Our Botched Understanding of "Science" Ruins Everything · · Score: 1

    I find that highly unlikely. No true Scotsman would be narcissistic.

  22. Re:Classics on Ask Slashdot: What Are the Best Games To Have In Your Collection? · · Score: 1

    Hardly. Risk is a terrible game for friends - with some players being eliminated from the game long before the slow and tedious endgame, it's a bad choice for friendly gaming. There are plenty of far superior boardgames for such an environment - Settlers of Catan, Puerto Rico, Agricola spring to mind as strong choices.

  23. Re:Oe noes! A compiler bug! on Linus Torvalds: "GCC 4.9.0 Seems To Be Terminally Broken" · · Score: 1

    Yes, it does. Because that's part of the Java Language Specification; any compiler that doesn't give a compile-time error in that situation isn't compliant with the JLS and thus isn't really a Java compiler.

    14.21. Unreachable Statements

    It is a compile-time error if a statement cannot be executed because it is unreachable.

  24. Re:There is accountability on UK Seeks To Hold Terrorism Trial In Secret · · Score: 2

    Open justice means the people can see what the tabloid papers want us to think the people who are supposed to bring justice are doing.