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Most Slashdot readers aren't coming to the LinuxWorld Conference and Expo in New York this week. If you're not coming, but you have a question you'd like to ask one of the exhibitors, please post it here. I promise to ask 10 of the highest-moderated exhibitor questions on your behalf, and I'll do my best to ask more than 10, time permitting. If you have a question for anyone who is holding a conference session or tutorial Thursday or Friday, please feel free to post it, too. I will try to ask speakers at least a few questions, but that's chancier than getting hold of exhibitors (who are in booths where they're easy to find), so no promises. One question per post, please. Hopefully, I'll have time to type up the answers over the weekend and post them Monday or Tuesday.
What are your plans to ensure SimDesk becomes the next Netscape?
Mmmm... 'kay. Could please you tell me where can I find the most sleazy hard core gay porn on the net?
Question to ANY person there
How many Realdolls do you plan on buying once you start selling *insert product of vendor here*
Cuz damn...i know I would be supporting the rest of the technology community if I prospered!
P.S. Buy slashdot a tester model.
[I can picture a world without war, without hate. I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it]
Do you think any one is actually going to get laid this week at the LWE? I mean, seriously, how much pussy do you think actually goes to these types of things?
As the subject reads..
When oh when are people (and I don't mean KM-RAD hax0r geeks) going to start using Linux.
Mandrakes tits up, RedHats next.
Why hasn't this been modded into oblivion? It is obviously an idiotic attempt at Troll humor. Is it because you are afraid that modding it down would make it seem like you are Pro-Microsoft? I should never have to see crap like this at even 1 let alone 2.
Sure, people will be getting laid. But, it is only going to be due to all the gay butt sex going on.
What exactly the fuck is wrong with Linux Developers? Why does it take SO LONG to produce useful programs, like Open Office etc? It seems that IF Linux wants to be taken Seriously, Then developers should develop parallel programs to those used in the Windows world? Why are Linux weenies so gay and egotistical and eliteist? Even Linus Torvalds got married and had children, what is keeping the rest of you homo's from figuring out that gay is not the way? It is a non-reproductive choice and therefore doomed to extinction. CHOICE, nothing more, spare me the biased pro-shitpacking studies done by rump ranger 'medical' doctors. Choice, why has not the developer community made the correct choice?
before I can get a booth babe to come back to my hotel room? Tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands?
I am a homosexual. I bought an Apple computer because of its well earned reputation for being "the" gay computer. Since I have become an Apple owner, I have been exposed to a whole new world of gay friends. It is really a pleasure to meet and compute with other homos such as myself. I plan on using my new Apple computer as a way to entice and recruit young schoolboys into the homosexual lifestyle; it would be so very helpful if you could produce more software which would appeal to young boys. Thanks in advance.
with much gayness,
Father Randy "Pudge" O'Day, S.J.