Elect Steve Jobs President of the United States

Will Foster writes "There is a groundswell of support for electing Steve Jobs President of the United States." I'll vote for him if I can write in my vote -- with a Newton stylus!

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Typical stupidity

[InvaderXimian]

What kind of moron would vote for Steve Jobs? He can barely run a company, do any really think he would do a good job running a super power? I think not. I agree more with the following quote... bill gates for dictator. that way we have an excuse to kill him.

Please, mod this up....

[BigBadBri]

Not that I hate Macs, or Micks for that matter, but I nearly pissed myself reading the parent...

Re:Wrong Steve

[abe ferlman]

Except when the president is an idiot. Or an actor with alzheimers. Or some damned cowboy more interested in his ranch than his republic. Am I repeating myself? Sorry.

Re:I correspond with people in the free world....

[netsharc]

I suppose by the (normal) people you mean ignorant Americans.. I can see why they would love GWB, after all, he's going to take care that the population gets cheap oil to run their SUV, at the same time turning a nice profit for the Big Oil he's friends with. Sure, they'll love him, until one day they get blown up by a terrorist who is avenging what Bush has done to his (the terrorist's) family, killing them as he started World War III and the New Crusades.

I can't believe it, does Bush really think he can start a war that easily? The only way the US population can have a feeling of security is when Bush arrests at least all Muslim and Arabic man 24-48 hours before the first bombs hit Iraq - and that wouldn't be enough. And if he starts doing that, all he needs to do is grow a funny-shaped moustache, and all history students of the future is guaranteed to be confused of which nutcase dictator started which World War.