Produce Organs...From Printer
Gavinsblog writes "New Scientist reports that researchers
have modified desktop printers and filled them with suspensions of cells
instead of ink. Apparently the work is a first step towards printing complex
tissues or even entire organs. Amazing technology. " Well, I guess this could give a whole new meaning to "watermarking".
So how long till I can print out a nice fillet steak?..........
G4 Hackintosh
i'd print myself a girl.
Scientists today reported methods on how to store small quantities of ink in feathers (that they have named "quills") in order for writing. They claim this is the first step to mass producing multi-colour documents and distributing them over the internet.
i.e. a nice first step, but -- to be frank -- an unfeasible distance from their lofty goals.
Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
"refill toner cartridges! Print yourself a new 12 inch organ, guaranteed!"
and ye, a new paradoxical quandry is born:
which came first, the printer repairman or the printer?
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
Opps, messed up the link.
You thought that printer cartridges were expensive beforehand! Imagine what they'll be like with black, 3 colours and a "cell" cartridge.
Mexican Scientists Perfect Copying
> Apparently the work is a first step towards printing complex tissues or even entire organs.
Imagine clearing out the jams in your flesh jet...
In a land-mark case Lexmark are invoking the DMCA against the pregnant women.
"We produce organs, so apparently do pregnant women, clearly they have reverse engineered our technology in breach of the DMCA. As normally with copyright violations this is biggest in China, India and other countries with large populations"
Pregnant Women have filed a class-action countersuit claiming prior art, but are not expect to win as they didn't give any cash to elected officials.
Senator Joe Bung(R) said "I know my mother doesn't agree with this case but the fact is she broke the DMCA when she had me, I'd much of prefered to have been printed out and it would have been easier for ma, women must realise that this is a natural thing and we must let the market decide."
An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
The worst is, I misread and thought for a second you wanted to print orgasms....
Why is it that all the responses to this story are Funny and there are no Insightful or Interesting responses ?
/. mentality ?
Does this show the
Can I print an organ that is disproportional (no I am not thinking about penises) to what normally comes out?
like, say, would I be able to print a sphere of kidney cells?
how about a longer stretch of arm-muscles?
attached to a printed, longer leg-bone?
can I print a new layer of skin, or new hair folicles? (can you imagine rogain all up on this stuff?)
how about a third leg?
in fact, how about a beak?
a gill so I can swim underwater? (i mean, as long as the blood circulates through it)
the possibilities are endless, marvellous, and scary.
My life in the land of the rising sun.
So far they can only print organs, so no girl printing..
But you can print yourself girl organs!
hmm....
$ prn < hottie.3ds
error: Printer on fire!
giel.y contains 2 shift/reduce conflicts
Jamming the cells into the proper position works with cartilege - you can sculpt an "ear" out of cartilege and surgically implant it in someone's body, if there ear was cut off.
However, more complex tissues require cell differentiation on a microscopic level.
For example, your inner ear - the part of your ear that you use to hear - cannot be simply sculpted.
Individual cells must diversify so as to play the proper role in the function of the organ; the nerve cells attached to the little hairs all have to be wired up properly and in the correct direction. This is true of all the organs you might wish to make. Actually, I'm not certain about the liver - all hepatocytes (liver cells) are pretty much the same, IIRC.
There are cells in the kidney which exist to move salt out of the blood and into the urine (several different types of cells are involved, actually). They are epithelial cells. However, you cannot assemble a kidney out of epithelial cells; it won't work! The epithelial cells need to know - that is to say, they need to recieve chemical signals which indicate:
a) That this epithelial cell is supposed to play a given role in salt transport (most cells don't make the proteins used in this process.)
b) Which SIDE of the epithelial cell the blood is going to be traveling past and which SIDE of the cell the pre-urine is going to be on. In the living organism the blood may carry this signal (the nature of the signal is probably unknown) but you couldn't duplicate that with a printer.
Stuffing epithelial cells (or even epithelial stem cells) into the overall shape of a kidney does not produce the chemical signals that trigger these differentiation events (when a "generic" epithelial cell - a variety of stem cell - becomes a kidney epithelial cell, it is called "differentiation".) In addition to various ions (Salt,) the kidney has dedicated mechanisms for dealing with dozens of other classes of chemicals.
It is POSSIBLE that such a simulated organ might spontaneously arrange itself into a functioning kidney when blood was pumped through the correct portions.
You might be able to help it along with chemical signals from a real kidney, somehow, or synthetic signals you add yourself.
However, personally, I doubt that either of these strategies is going to work.
The good and new comes from no quarter where it is looked for, and is always something different from what is expected.
But the concept is really interesting for doing things like creating little insulin producing nodes for diabetics.
Or perhaps little skin-graft packages with a cell mix that would attach to the substrate and then align themselves. Or perhaps producing really effective animal-testing substitutes.
A few years back I spent a little time on a manufacturing think-tank. The one thing everybody agreed was needed was a device that produced objects at their final net shape with no intermediate finishing stages. An inkjet printer basically does that already in two dimensions, and it's additive. It's surely potentially much nearer-term for all sorts of things than (say) exotic silicon micro-machining, and much more process-granular.
I wonder if - no, where - someone is trying to develop an inkjet printer that produces sintered metal shapes?
Panurge has posted for the last time. Thanks for the positive moderations.