Mission: Infiltrate the P2P Network
prostoalex writes "Wired News unveils the secrecy behind Overpeer, the company whose mission is to infiltrate peer-to-peer networks with low-quality audio and video files, or corrupted chunks of data which carry the same name and have the same size as originals. Apparently OverPeer even managed to procure a USPTO patent on (a) producing an advertising digital music file by deteriorating or damaging a sound quality of an original music file of a record of a cooperating record corporation; and (b) distributing the advertising digital music file through the communication network."
don't users of these networks already do this when they share their crappy files
"but money is the God of Algiers & Mahomet their prophet." - Rich. O'Bryen June 8th 1786
i have prior art! i was distributing crapy files on p2p long before they ever came around!
We can't build a better mouse trap...
So we'll break yours!
(ok...not "break" but render rather inefficient....grumble.)
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi. (Larry Wall)
I'm going to patent creating potholes with the cooperation of tyre manufacturers; and distribute them thru the road system.
(patent for)...producing a digital music file by deteriorating or damaging the sound quality of an original music file
I'm sorry but MusicMatch Jukebox has been doing this to music files for years with its ripper.
Mordor...a magical, mythical land where women are more rare than dragons--but where every man would rather find a dragon
"I never buy britany CDs - they're all static."
"No, the ones you buy don't have the static."
"She's still singing isn't she?"
If their idea is patentable, can I get a patent on producing counterfeit currency?
After the secret service nails someone for counterfeiting, I take advantage of
them tracking them down and then sweep in and nail 'em for violating my patent.
Hmmm..
Then you can get all the benefits and protection of the law!!!
No DCMA issues, and you can charge script kiddies for using your methods!!!
And the best use of a patent, M$ would have to buy fixes from us!!!!