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DDoS for Fun and Profit

First there's the Microsoft worm, reported earlier, which in addition to all the other damage has apparently knocked Microsoft's Windows XP activation servers (and Bank of America ATMs) off the net. Then we've got a report about the ongoing demise of DALnet, perhaps not the way we expected it to go. And Canada discovers a risk of online voting.

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  1. They're still dying? by EvilStein · · Score: 4, Funny

    Geez, Dalnet and EFnet are beginning to sound like Apple - they're *always* "going out of business" or something like that.

    Wait, the difference is that Apple is still on the net. Heh.

  2. Re:For Fun and Profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Orchestrate DDoS
    2. ????
    3. Profit!

  3. DDoS by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Funny

    like when Apple started charging for .mac services.

  4. Fastest day of the internet all year by leprkan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would put money on it that tommorow will be the generally fastest day of the internet all year (not saying much it's january). Everything important will be patched, and all the home pc owners that don't know jack about computers will say, "I don't want to catch that virus I heard about on the news, I better wait a day untill it dies down". Thus more bandwidth for everyone else.

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  5. huh by pummer · · Score: 4, Funny

    why would they use online voting when they could simply use chad-laden punch cards??

  6. And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Super Bowl will be on.

    1. Re:And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      yes...unless we take over the tv network like in th movie "Hackers". Then we can watch Futurama.

  7. Korean computers cut off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Korean computers were cut off the net"...

    Pity that they will be reconnected...

  8. Dilemma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So torn...should I damn Microsoft for providing easy replicative means to fuck up the net all day, or thank them for providing the means to disable the XP activiation servers?

    When your enemy is their own worst enemy, does that make them your friend?

    Head...aching...

  9. What's up with email? by seanadams.com · · Score: 4, Funny

    I didn't get any spam today... can you guys do this DDOS thing more often? :)

  10. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by GigsVT · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope the people who are responsible for this attack (which is technically terrorism) are thrown in jail. It will likely be a long sentence.

    I seriously doubt Bill Gates and other Microsoft programmers will spend any time in jail at all over this.

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  11. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by Chester+K · · Score: 2, Funny

    How would you feel if the servers you get open-source applications from were made unusable because someone attacked the network they were hosted on?

    I'd hardly call VA's lack of a business plan an "attack" on SourceForge. :p

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  12. DoS attack on the NDP Leadership vote... by someguyintoronto · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... this would be the most interest anyone has shown in this leadership race!

  13. Re:hope the ddos'ers enjoy jail by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Post 9/11 Godwin's Law corollary: As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the chances of a comparison involving terrorism or bin Laden approaches one.

    I therefore declare this thread over and whatever ideas you meant to express discredited.

  14. Attacks and... freedom? by jabex · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess it's good that Kevin Mitnick has started his own consulting firm. Hmmmm.

    http://interviews.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03 /0 1/20/1254218&mode=thread

    Let me try my first profit post:
    1) Free Kevin

    2) Start Consulting Firm

    3) (cough... cough)

    4) Profit!

    Seriously - I'd hate to be Kevin Mitnick right now... There's probably 20 different gov't agencies all getting the warrants right now. "This much havoc can only come from ONE man!" Mwuwuwuwahahhahaha.

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  15. Christ Almighty... by hebble · · Score: 3, Funny
    "The latest attack was likely to revive debate within the technology industry about the need for an Internet-wide monitoring center, which the Bush administration has proposed. Some Internet industry executives and lawyers said they would raise serious civil liberties concerns if the U.S. government, not an industry consortium, operated such a powerful monitoring center."
    I swear, sometimes it seems like Bush is playing through Deus Ex really slowly, jotting down policy proposals as he goes.
  16. Re:SQL Worm and NDP Voting Problems by qedigital · · Score: 2, Funny

    MS-SQL certainly wasn't the problem according to election.com's Earl Hurd. In a CBC TV scrum-style interview, he was quick to blame the problem on a malicious 'hacker' that had logged into the voting system. When asked by the media if such an attack could reoccur, he replied "unless the creative individual died in the last five minutes as a result of my evil thoughts, then there is a chance that another attact is possible".

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  17. Re:The DALnet attacks are the real deal by selfdiscipline · · Score: 2, Funny

    what, their nose?

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  18. Re:DDoSing and Script Kiddies in general by kikta · · Score: 2, Funny
    Imagine if this SQL worm spread really slowly and randomly modified the SQL database. If it wasn't detected for ages, yet had slowly deteriated the database over a matter of months hence rendering backups next to worthless.


    In that case, I believe the correct term is Service Pack. ;-)
  19. Re:For Fun and Profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Paypall.

  20. Re:Bank ATM's knocked out by mrmud · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't believe that BoA has their ATM's on the internet ...
    Duh!

    Don't you know that all major ISP's use their ATM network to connect to each others routers?! ;)

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