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Sporting Event Featuring Commercials

Yes folks some sort of sporting event is occuring later today. Super something or other. And while I don't know what teams are playing, I believe that trailers for X-Men 2, and the first Matrix sequel are both supposed to air during the 2 million dollar 30 second ad spots. So this time around, you can tivo in reverse!

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  1. $2m for 30 secs? by Big+Mark · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's a bit foolish. Go make an hour-and-a-half long, ahem, "adult feature" for $100k.

    Much more fun, and so much cheaper!

    -Mark

    1. Re:$2m for 30 secs? by grondu · · Score: 2, Funny

      Go make an hour-and-a-half long, ahem, "adult feature" for $100k.

      That's not a sporting event; it's a spurting event.

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    2. Re:$2m for 30 secs? by BigJimSlade · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's a bit foolish. Go make an hour-and-a-half long, ahem, "adult feature" for $100k.

      Of course, you only need about 30 seconds of that...

    3. Re:$2m for 30 secs? by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

      So the ads should actually go something like this: Fight terrorism, grow your own pot!

      That's a pretty cool idea! I'll scrounge up a video camera and the proper contract to air a commercial during the superbowl. You scrounge up $2 million and we're all set! :)

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  2. I hear the authorities are worried about terrorism by Space+Coyote · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... But I'd be much more worried about Raiders fans.

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  3. Dupe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wasn't this posted last year?

  4. "Sporting Event" by benb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is that the political correct term for Superbowl, to not offend fans of other sports?

    1. Re:"Sporting Event" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Since they don't use a ball and don't play with their feet, I wonder what compelled them to highjack the name "football" for it.
      What's wrong with more accurately descriptive terms, like "Hand-oval-thingy", or "Gay Rugby"?

  5. This is the first I've heard of it... by sm.arson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Honestly, I didn't even know that it was football season.

    After I stopped watching TV about 2 years ago, I've been increasingly out of sync with popular culture. I just don't have time for all that extra information that is extraneous to my work.

    More and more of my "news" comes from /., and I'm not sure if that's good or bad...

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  6. I heard about it too. by Fat+Casper · · Score: 4, Funny
    A group of east coast buccaneers is going to be fighting a group of western raiders. Arrrrr!

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    1. Re:I heard about it too. by gilroy · · Score: 2, Funny
      Blockquoth the poster:

      A group of east coast buccaneers is going to be fighting a group of western raiders. Arrrrr!

      Wait... Is this some sort of RIAA-sponsored documentary?
    2. Re:I heard about it too. by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

      The RIAA lobbyists are storming Washington at this very moment demanding something be done about the rampant piracy situation.

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  7. Superbowl by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 5, Funny

    What sport is that then? Ten-pin bowling? We have a lot of superbowls in london (it is a chain) but I can't remember them getting much television coverage.

  8. What the... by Rhinobird · · Score: 3, Funny

    I heard it was the buccaneers vs. the raiders...suddenly I have in my head this picture of Blackbeard the Pirate fighting Atilla the Hun.

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  9. Re:Ovit? by stereoroid · · Score: 4, Funny

    This sounds like that scene in Demolition Man, where Stallone's character is shocked to discover that, in the future, radio stations play nothing but commercials. There's even an oldies station that plays vintage... commercials. Aaargh!

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  10. Re:I have all of you nerds beaten - by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 3, Funny
    I'm from Ohio and I don't even know how the game is played!

    Don't feel so bad, neither do the Browns or the Bengals. (I'm from Cleveland so I can say that. :-)

  11. Re:Football Vs. Baseball ?? by doug · · Score: 2, Funny

    I imagine the the sport he had in mind was either "mass melee" or "drunken brawl". The only other thing I can think of where shoulder pads and bats would be useful is "calvin ball" and I don't think most pro athletes have the imagination to handle that one.

  12. How the use of the term football should be decided by red-beard's · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ouch ... "Gay Rugby" Thats a bit harsh . How about we take a soccer team and pit them up against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in a game of real american football (no pads) . Then we see who is standing at the end . The winner gets the official use of football for their sport and the looser has to use "The fanciful fairy ball ballet" . Sounds fair to me .

  13. OT - Re:$2m for 30 secs? by rewster · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's time we catch up with the rest of the world and realize that Medical Marijuana provides the ability to relieve the pain of many sufferers with debilitating illnesses such as Multiple Sclerosis and Parkinson's disease.

    And which of these do you have?

  14. Re:last year's superbowl by murphj · · Score: 4, Funny
    I know I can watch the Bud Light commercial with the two chicks wrestling in water and then mud every single time it comes on. :P

    Clearly that Miller Lite ad is not particulary effective!
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  15. Hurray for Canada by TheTomcat · · Score: 4, Funny

    I won't get to see the $2mil commercials. I'll see local commercials for "Guy's Used Cars"

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    S

  16. At least for once... by eXtro · · Score: 2, Funny
    CmdrTaco won't be able to ruin the season finale for people in different time zones.

  17. Re:Gangs of... East and West?? by Tim+Browse · · Score: 2, Funny
    Oh and heaven help me but who wouldn't spend whatever amount time is necessary to get the chance to see Leonardo DiCaprio get creamed by large angry men...

    It's just possible that you may want to rephrase that :-)

    Tim

  18. Re:I have all of you nerds beaten - by buckeyeguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    That is pretty pathetic, unless you're female. You are hereby exiled to Kentucky.

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  19. Commercials will win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think the commercials will win the game. Reason? Time of possession. Neither team will hold the ball as much as the commercials will!

  20. Re:How the use of the term football should be deci by bolix · · Score: 2, Funny
    How about we take a soccer team and pit them up against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in a game of real american football (no pads). Then we see who is standing at the end .


    Still standing as in ran around a fucking big field for 90 minutes or still standing as we gave up chasing them around and just took out the goalkeeper? Qualify, man, qualify!