Google vs. Boilerplate Activism
ArmorFiend writes with this NYTimes article which "details the efforts of journalists to discern real reader-written letters from boilerplate form letters. Seems like there should be a centralized searchable DB of letters to the editor."
It's the result of a terrible incident involving a strange polynomial and an unusual quantity of alcohol. Best just to not bring it up in the future.
Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.
-- Dr. Spock, stardate 2822-3.
Because the template-filling routines read from a queue. The complete template looks like this:
from the $deadpan dept.
$subject vs. $object
$submitter writes with this $scalpee article which "$quotemademeaninglessbylackofcontext". Seems like $pithyorunarguablyobviousobservation.
I wish people would use shorter variable names.