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Kazaa Fights Back

Cracula writes "CNET is reporting that tonight Kazaa filed a lawsuit against the major record labels and Hollywood studios, asserting that they are attempting to stifle a legitimate and potentially profit-cutting business model. Sharman Networks (owner of Kazaa) says that their model is fundmentally different than Napster because their major goal is to make money off their companion program Altnet that delivers authorized, paid content. While this may sound like a shot in the dark, last year a federal judge actually ruled that the record labels' current efforts to provide online access to their music may run afoul of anti-trust laws. Kazaa may actually have a hope."

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  1. Music? by forming · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought Kazaa was just for p0rn?

    1. Re:Music? by fruity1983 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, this one time I downloaded a porn and it had some pretty sweet rock in the background.

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    2. Re:Music? by Timmeh · · Score: 4, Funny
      You guys laugh about this, but seriously it happened. I'm a fairly big Beatles fan, but although owning a great deal of their CDs, I had never ventured into their individual solo careers looking for music.

      Until I saw a porno where this guy "picked up" this chick in a grocery store, with John Lennon's 'Imagine' playing in the background.

      'Hey, he made some good music after the Beeatles didn't he?' Since then I've downloaded several Lennon solo songs (I recommend "Look At Me" "Hold On" "Cold Turkey" "Nobody Loves You (When You're Down and Out)"), and have since purchased his _Plastic Ono Band_ album, _Walls and Brigdes_, and tommorrow I'm probably going to down to the record shop to get _Imagine_.

      So no joke, I seriously got into John Lennon through watching a porno movie I downloaded off of Kazaa. I love the internet...

    3. Re:Music? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... Imagine all the peepholes ...

  2. Kazaa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!.....yelled the angry MPAA while Kazaa laughed and said, "From hell's heart, I stab at thee".

    (er, "KAZAAAAA" I meant...)

  3. Huh? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    > Kazaa may actually have a hope.

    How's that? Did someone actually find some good music to steal?

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  4. Altnet is in deep sh*t by Jrod5000+at+RPI · · Score: 1, Funny

    i mean, they're working very closely with Sharman, a company named after toilet paper.
    www.charmin.com

    1. Re:Altnet is in deep sh*t by glenebob · · Score: 0, Funny

      The way I see it, dealing with a company named after toilet paper seems like the perfect time to be in deep sh*t.

  5. SpyWare by jclendenan · · Score: 0, Funny

    Now, If only they would give the option of removing the add-on ware from the installer so we wouldn't have to resort to "illegal" means of removing it ourselves. (Kazza-Lite).

    But I think i'll just stick to my old wireless set for the moment until the poor old vacume tube burns out.

  6. Re:Money question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Horny housewife sluts paid for my college education. Don't you tell me ads don't pay off!

  7. Re:Illegal by Vadim+the+Conqueror · · Score: 2, Funny

    wait, i'm confused, who's the troll?

  8. Re:Alternative approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I dunno about you, but I spent more than a $10 bill on porn last year.

  9. Re:Especially Child Porn! by Secret+Chimp · · Score: 0, Funny

    I would recommend that you not hand anybody your dick or they may have to chop it off and beat you with a sack of your own hardened feces. You'll feel a lot worse, but everyone else will feel a lot better. Then we can all download pictures of midgets and fake nudes of Dan Rather and masturbate like normal people.

  10. Fun times by RPI+Geek · · Score: 2, Funny

    This should be fun to watch, just like the "Alliance for Digital Progess" vs. the RIAA article that was front page a few days ago.

    I know which side I'm rooting for in this fight (unlike in the interception-bowl last Sunday ;)

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  11. Fine, make IRC illegal too... by I+Want+GNU! · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...cause we all know about all the piracy that goes on there. You know what I'm taking about...all those ads for channels with "0 DAY WAITZ FULL RIPPED LINUX ISOS 24/7 DISTRO"

  12. Kazaa's Lawyers, Whipple & Whiple, Warn Hollyw by Snork+Asaurus · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Don't squeeze the Sharman".

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  13. That's weird. I just downloaded Kazaa: by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Thank you for downloading your personal advertising delivery system! Please follow the onscreen instructions so that we may deliver customized advertising content to your computer. Any use of this software that is not for the purposes of advertising distribution and delivery is strictly prohibited! Infringing use will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law! [ed note: that is, not prosecuted at all]

    Have a nice day!"

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  14. Re:Big legal mistake... by Kragg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anotherwards, your business can't be illegal.

    Mate, I don't know how old you are, but for your entire life to date, you've been mishearing people when they say 'in other words'.

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  15. Re:Piracy by altaic · · Score: 3, Funny

    WTF? Who do you think you are, Dr. Evil? I don't see "Score: 5, Evil."

    "I would rather all these P2P file sharing services got together and created an *open source* solution that allowed infrastructure for digital media delivery. I mean we have all the pieces it's just no one has put them together yet. Who wants Microsoft to pull their pieces together first and dominate yet another market?"

    What do you think Gnutella and the million derivatives thereof are? How about Freenet? Next, you'll be suggesting we band together to form a "community" where we can share news and ideas. Perhaps we can call it "Slashdot!"
    Yarr!

  16. Re:Actually is my pet peeve by Vadim+the+Conqueror · · Score: 2, Funny

    not to mention "this post is actually off topic" states very clearly that, although there was previously a shadow of doubt as to the off topicness of the post, it is infact off topic.

  17. Re:Why stop with Kazza? by Vadim+the+Conqueror · · Score: 1, Funny

    hey, why stop at the electric company, why not go after the coal mines and rivers for generating the power, or mayb just shut down GOD for making the rivers and the coal and the electricity and the people?

  18. Re:that makes no sense by zenith744 · · Score: 3, Funny
    But on the upside, if the pizza isn't there in 30 minutes or less, the heroin's free.

  19. Re:As outlandish as Sharman's desires may seem... by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't help feeling that they almost deserve a swift kick in the balls like this.

    Chuckle. That makes me picture a couple of SouthPark kids fighting over an MP3 collection and Cartman says:

    I'll Ro-Sham-Bo you for them!

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  20. It won't just stop at Kazaa.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It has been discovered that Microsoft's "Internet Explorer" is being used to download pirate music from the net.
    And a device called the "Telephone" can be used for lower-quality instant transmission of aforementioned music.
    The creator of the "ear" (client) and the "Voicebox" (server) will also be brought to trial soon, once the Evolution/creation debate is finished, and a defendant can be found.

  21. Re:Big legal mistake... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    For all incense and peppermints, it doesn't matter.

  22. Re:Money question by Idarubicin · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's a terrible thing to say about your mother.

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