Italians Perform Groundbreaking Full Jaw Transplant
statikuz writes "According to BBC News, Italian surgeons have performed the world's first complete jaw transplant. In eleven hours, the surgeons replaced a man's cancer-ridden jaw with a bone from a deceased donor; the donated jawbone was sterlized and stored at -196C to fight rejection, and "The current patient is said to be doing well.", says Professor Giuseppe Spriano, leader of the surgery team at the Regina Elena hospital in Rome."
-196 Celcius being better known as 77 Kelvin, familiar to us all as the temperature of liquid nitrogen.
I've had this sig for three days.
Yet another example of a weird case where biometric systems can break down.
Why does a jawbone need to be organic? Couldn't an artificial one be made of titanium or something?
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I saw this in James Bond movies 20 years ago! Try and get patients to not reject a steel jaw. Then I'll be impressed.
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"The current patient is said to be doing well.", says Professor Giuseppe Spriano.
When questioned for comments, the patient would not respond.
This statement is false.
Italians Perform Jawdropping Full Ground Transplant
-Adam
When you lose your jaw, and then you get a second jaw from a cadaver, everything you do with that new jaw seems more satisfying than before, because you realize how ephemeral your lower jaw really is. At any moment you might lose it again, so you want to enjoy every moment to its fullest.
I bet right now this guy is chewing on the sweetest, juiciest Red Man chewing tobacco he's ever tasted!
...the donated jawbone was sterlized and stored at -196C to fight rejection...
Bringing all new meaning to frost-bite.
*rimshot* Thanks, I'll be here all week.