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DIY Living Computer Battery

An anonymous reader writes "Talk about a living battery/pollution clean up/environmentally friendly battery, this seems to fit all the buzz words. Researchers at UMass reported in the journal Science about their sediment battery. 'Derek R. Lovley, UMass microbiologist and team leader, explained how the team used water and sediment from Boston Harbor, a collection of mason jars, ordinary electrical wiring and sterile graphite electrodes to determine the science behind the mechanics of a simple, sediment battery. Using Desulfuromonas acetoxidans (a Geobacter bacteria) the researchers were able to produce enough electrical current to power a lightbulb or a simple computer.'" The linked article is low on details - post 'em in the comments if you have more information on related projects.

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  1. The possibilities by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 5, Funny

    So now I can water cool my overclocked processor *and* power it from the creek near my house? Time to buy some garden hose extensions and some more power cables!

  2. Boston Harbor Sediment by CaptainStormfield · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, not all sediment has as many, ahem, "nutrients" as Boston Harbor sediment. . .

    Do you still have to get a hepatitis shot if you fall in the harbor?

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  3. Living Battery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did I just take the red pill?!

  4. Take the blue pill Neo by Deanasc · · Score: 2, Funny

    So this is the first step in turning us all in to batteries?

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    1. Re:Take the blue pill Neo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      That cable is no way going near my anal port dude.

  5. Ye gods. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can already imagine activists shouting: Free the Batteries!

  6. New gardening tip... by Alcohol+Fueled · · Score: 3, Funny

    Remember, be sure to water your computer battery at least twice a day.

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  7. Who needs oil? by after5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great, the Cuyahoga River (Cleveland) catches fire and Boston Harbor sediment can produce power. How does this look good for American water supplies, again?

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  8. Fat American as working batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    From the article:

    Microbes are in the electron-generation business as well. Rather than generate extra electrons to move down a wire, microbes obtain electrons from organic material (sugars, proteins, fats)

    Now we just have to find a way to convert human fat to electricity. A luposuction powered electic car. You get a body that you want, save the environment and stop funding the terrorist!

    But now would that pave the road for the future world in Matrix?

  9. I'm just waiting by greechneb · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't wait till they can use methane gas from bathrooms to power computers. It will kill two birds with one stone -

    1 - cheap power from reusable sources (humans digestive systems)

    2 - intake fans in bathroom will help with gas odors left in bathroom

    1. Re:I'm just waiting by ThundaGaiden · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can see computer users getting a bad stigma from
      this one , just imagine sitting at your pc and
      having to flatulate every 5 minutes to keep it
      going , don't think you'd be able to get many
      friends into the computer room.

      And it might introduce a new breed social disorders
      including powering the computer when you aren't even near one :)

    2. Re:I'm just waiting by bellers · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, then you can say that you power your PC with clean, natural profane gas.

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  10. Boston Harbor eh? by phrantic · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've got stuff living in my sock drawer that must be good for a decent size battery in the mega-Ah range I would say.

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  11. Oh No by YH · · Score: 2, Funny

    The ASPCB will be up in arms!!

  12. electrical current to power a ... simple computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny


    its a Mac, innit?

    *joke*

  13. And the second step is fusion? by machine+of+god · · Score: 5, Funny

    "To cover itself, the movie throws in a quick mention that the human energy source powering the machines is combined with a source of fusion. This is like getting on a 747 and having the captain explain in great detail that the plane is rubber band powered, then add that it also has four jet engines."

    It was here. I dunno. Just made me think of that.

  14. Stephenson's Zodiac by Feersum+Endjinn · · Score: 1, Funny

    I read Neal Stephenson's Zodiac. I wouldn't be suprised if the answer to cold fusion couldn't be found in that muck at the bottom of Boston Harbor!

  15. Ah! That explains everything! by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 5, Funny
    Using Desulfuromonas acetoxidans (a Geobacter bacteria) the researchers were able to produce enough electrical current to power a lightbulb or a simple computer.
    That's why nerds never wash. They're not unhygenic, just extremely overclocked.
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  16. Hands up by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..all those who use their armpits as a UPS. On second thoughts, keep them down.

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  17. Iraq. by grub · · Score: 1, Funny


    It's all coming clear to me now.. Bush doesn't want to take Iraq's oil, they want to use all their sand for energy.

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  18. Note to myself by ConsoleDeamon · · Score: 5, Funny

    dont forget to feed the battery.