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Cashless Society

roomisigloomis writes "France has released "en masse" a new card to replace money. No private information is stored on the card and anybody can use it. Just like cash: you lose it and someone else uses it. Do you think we could be nearing the end of life of paper money?"

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  1. FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In Soviet Russia Money Cards You

  2. How am I suppose to put this... by Chris_Stankowitz · · Score: 4, Funny

    down some strippers G-String? How I ask you?

    1. Re:How am I suppose to put this... by Penguin+Follower · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just swipe the card down her crack...

      Funny you should mention that, as I have a true story for that statement:

      I have a friend who actually did that to a stripper... he wasn't tipping and the bouncer told him he had better start tipping or he would ask him to leave (my friend wasn't ordering drinks either, so the place wasn't making much off him, just the door charge). He didn't have any one dollar bills on him, so he whipped out his credit card, swipped it down her crack, and the bouncer promptly escourted him to the door!

    2. Re:How am I suppose to put this... by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just run it down the slot.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  3. Re:Fatal Flaws by tunah · · Score: 3, Funny
    Still, there's the potential problem of hacking into it, for example to add more money.

    Other possible exploits include taking money off without making a purchase, and using Linux on the card rather than money.

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  4. Re:Australia hasn't had paper money for 10 years! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    We tend to get a bit misunderstood worldwide - or did, when the polymer notes first came out. It'd be something like:

    me: "Hey we have plastic money now"
    US Friend: "big deal - we've had credit cards for ages"
    me: "No I mean they're bringing in plastic banknotes"
    US Friend: "you sure about that? plastic money is cards - ATMs and VISA and stuff"
    me: "no I mean banknotes made of plastic, printed on a plastic base, like $5 and $10 notes, all plastic"
    US Friend: "oooh I get you - wow cool"

    UK Friend: "what, australia didn't have credit cards until now?"
    me: "Aaaargh".

    I got a bit out of the habit of mentioning "plastic" whenever referring to it after a few situations like that :)

  5. Great! by peterpi · · Score: 2, Funny
    I've thought up this brilliant alternative to money. You'll get these sheets of paper that you can use instead of regular money. No information will be stored on it, so transactions will be completely private. For smaller amounts, little metal tokens could be used. They could be different shapes and colours to help tell them apart.

    Pretty neat, don't you think?

  6. The AntiChrist is smiling... by adzoox · · Score: 2, Funny
    "In the time of the end, none, no not one; free or bond will be able to sell unless they carry the Mark of the Beast. This number shall be recognized on the palm of the hand or the center of the forehead. All those who do not carry it will surely be put to death." Book of Revelation ~ Bible


    Credit cards were a major step forward, but no one really considers them, "the Mark of the Beast" - this technology though is easily transferrable from a card in the hand to more secure "retina scan money" or "thumbprint money" - think about how these technologies are already being marketted. Think about how MOST 40 and unders would think, "Wow I will never get robbed and don't have to carry around a wallet anymore!"

    Leave it to the French to lead the way in a move towards the end by A) Not leading to fight AntIchrists (Saddam) B) Leading the way for the "AntiChrist's monetary system" to become a reality.

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    Yell & scream & rant & rave... it's no use... you need a shaaaave ~ Bugs Bunny
  7. Recapping it - for lazy /.ers by ThufirHawat · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK, so here's the rundown on it.

    Postings belong to one of these categories:
    a. Parochial bum
    Std posting: " Here in Upper Slobbovia (or Ruritania, or whatever) we used this for well-nigh seven centuries, but not everybody(or everybody) uses it".
    b. Yank yokel
    Std posting: "How can it work if it doesn't do a central DB query every time? What if the DB is down? [after the slammer crashing of the Bank Of America ATM network]" (Because of the very primitive US banking system, yank yokels believe that the rest of the planet is as backward as they are).
    c. Turbonerd
    Std posting: "Goodness, in order to work properly and be anonymous one has obviously to do a QCM triple encoding for every non-null challenge in any transaction. You see?"
    d. Impatient twit
    Std posting (by the 300th time that somebody wonders how can you know how much money you have left on the card): " We have this device, see, where you put the bloody card and it will tell you how much bloody cash you have still left".
    e. Know-it-all clown
    Std posting: this one...

    As a result, I don't know anything I didn't know before. I only know now that we live in a far more parochial and chauvinist world than I previously thought...
    And yes, I live in Belgium and I have used the useless stupid thing which increases banks' profits zillions of time...

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    Thufir Hawat
    Part-time Mentat
  8. USELESS! by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 2, Funny
    How the hell am I supposed to snort my coke?

  9. Re:You keep all your money in cash? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, I don't trust banks. As soon as I get my check I convert it to cold hard cash and use it to buy durable goods that I can easily trade for other goods in an emergency. Frankly, with the upcoming global war I would recommend converting at least 75% of your income into ammunition and canned goods. Remember, if possible, try to stay away from large cities where the radiation will be the strongest. It is very unlikely the suitcase nuke bombers will target farms and rural areas and instead will concentrate on large metropolitan areas. You may need to eventually contend with crop dusters filled with biological and chemical agents, but if you invest in decent small arms you should be able to take them out well before they can cause significant damage to the surrounding area. Oh well, gotta back to digging my bomb shelter before they deliver the air filtration system next week.